Miss. Ecofreak: well isn't this a silly chapter?

Zakura: all the chapters are silly. Actually none of your stories on this page make any sense.

Miss. Ecofreak: what? What about growing up in Haven City? that's not a humor story?

Zakura: no, but according to one of your reviewers...

Miss. Ecofreak: one of three reviewers on that story

Zakura: ... your story doesn't fit in with the Jak3-storyline.

Miss. Ecofreak: Fine, but at least it's still not all jokes. Like this chapter.

CHAPTER 23

PARANOID VIN

After being teased by Erol the happy three friends go the power station where Vin (once again) were in trouble.
"Jak! We are in trouble!" Vin shouted, see? Told you. "I think the baron set me up! Actually, I think everyone's trying to kill me.

Jak hid his morph gun behind his back, "what are you talking about?" he asked.

"You know these eco wells the baron had us drill?" Vin said.

"No, you never told me about those" Jak said.
"Anyway. He told us to make them but he never plugged them in to the city shield! That doesn't make sense!" Vin shouted.

"That doesn't matter, nothing in this story makes sense" said Well.

"But the open wells are going to attract more metalheads!" Vin said.

"Shit!" Jak said before he ran out and blew them all up.

"Danger is over" Jak said as he returned.

"Thank the precursors. But I'm still nervous. I think someone's trying to kill me!" Vin said and all the assassins hid behind his machines.

Jak hid his morph gun again "what?" he said.

Well put his rock back into his pocket "why?" he asked.

Civilian guy put away his bottle of poison, "relax man" he said.

The kid hid his large a-bomb in his dog's mouth, "" he said.

Erol hid his… beer, "HICK!" he said.

Daxter tossed his water balloon out of the window, "you're just paranoid" he said.

Kor hid his large deadly tail, "and for good reason" he said.

"Where did you come from?" Jak asked.

"I came from Rock village. I grew up there along with my mom, my dad, my four younger sisters and fourteen older brothers. When I was fourteen I went exploring and discovered…" Kor explained and his nose started growing.

"Whatever. Why does Vin have a good reason to be paranoid?" Jak asked.

"Because he's damn annoying" Kor answered.

"Oh, that's why" Jak said, "Do you need help you extremlyniceandcan'tpossiblebeevil old man?"

"Actually yes" Kor said, "The crimson guards, Harry, Ron and Neville (must not be mistaken for characters of another story) have been sent to pick up a load of ill-gotten eco. Can you please go out at the drill platform an shoot them? Shadow will send a team from the underground to pick up the eco later. MUHAHAHA!"

"Shoot things?" Jak asked.

"Shoot elves Jak" said Daxter.

"Sounds like fun. Will it be lots of blood?" Jak asked.

"Probably" Well answered.

"Awesome, let's do it!" Jak said.

They jumped through the warp gate and reached the drill platform.

There they found this odd thing with canons on it; they sat down at the one seat in it (Jak sat on the seat with Daxter and Well on his shoulder)

"Let's kill those ugly guards!" Jak said as the good-looking Neville crimson guard flew by.

"… Let's kill him too" Jak said and shoot Neville.

As Neville died blood came out and hit the window of their canon-thingy.

Jak who loved blood… threw up.

Then suddenly lots of guards appeared. (I hate this mission; I've been stuck here in Hero Mode since forever!)

"Shit" Jak said and puked again.

"Get out of the seat sick-kid, let me drive" Daxter said and took the gear and shoot all the guards.

"Great job Daxter!" Well cheered.

"Yeah, that was… bleuf!" Jak said and puked again.

"I'm really good at this. I'm the one who shoots when Jak drives his zoomer, right Jak?" Daxter said.

Jak opened his mouth to say something but all that came out was his lunch.

"He agrees with me" Daxter announced.

"Oh oh, more guards" Well said.

Even more guards appeared followed by a tanker ship.

"There's a star cruiser!" Daxter shouted.

Jak and Well looked at him with a puzzled expression before Jak had to turn away and puke again.

"Fine, it's not really a star cruiser. But we've got to destroy it!" Daxter said and shot down the tanker ship and the guards around it.

Jak puked.

"Man, here comes more of them" Well said.

"Don't worry, I've got it handled" Daxter said.

To be continued

Miss. Ecofreak: will Daxter make it? Will Jak ever recover? Is Vin going to get killed by metalheads, Jak or the assasins in his lab? Will the next chapter be star wars-related? Tune in to the next chapter of Dork2. Chapter 24/Star wars episode 7. Last return of the jedi!