Miss. Ecofreak: oh no, we've reached a very difficult level

Zakura: I thouhgt Destroy the tanker ship was the worst?

Miss. Ecofreak: it is, but I suffered a long time on Destroy five hellcats as well. Still, this is dork2, missions which are usually difficult only end up being stupid like the rest. In this chapter Torn explains why he is always wearing stupid shirts

Zakura: about time

CHAPTER 27

UGLY'S NEW CAR

Jak was still quite grumpy as he entered the underground hideout.

Daxter became grumpy when he saw Torn's t-shirt.

"Damn what an ugly shirt!" he said.

Torn, who was currently wearing a t-shirt saying "I like to talk about the baron because he's the best thing that have ever happened to this city".

"Who cares about the t-shirt?" Torn asked, "Fatty is really pissed of at you do you know that?"
"I don't like to talk about him" Jak answered.

"WILL YOU STOP ANSWERING MY T-SHIRT-WRITINGS?" Torn shouted, "Fatty is really pissed of at you do you know that?"

"He is? Why?" Jak asked.

"Don't play that innocent tone with me kid. He's bought in new hellcat cruisers and made the streets dangerous for the underground. I've already lost five men and a woman this week" Torn said.

"That's terrible! Six elves have died?" Jak said.

"No. I've just misplaced them and don't know where they are" Torn answered.

"Have you looked under the couch?" Well asked.

"I've looked everywhere! Even in Ashelin's closet" Torn answered.

"Maybe they've just run away" Daxter suggested, "Maybe they dislike your shirt"

"What's wrong with it? Is it drity?" Torn asked.

"No. But I find it qiute annoying that the second in comand in an organisation working against the baron is wearing a shirt which seems to have been stolen from the barons fan club" Daxter said.

"Oh, that. I've tried telling Ashelin but everytime I try to throw one at the sea she gives me a new one!" Torn said and threw his shirt at the sea.

"You could try wearing another shirt" Jak said.

"I could try" Torn said and pulled a new shirt over his head, this one had a text saying "Jak3 is the best game ever"

Suddenly Ashelin came in and pulled another shirt over the new one with a text saying "I never throw shirts at sea is they have nice sayings about Praxis on them"

"See your problem" Jak said.

Then Ashelin pulled a shirt saying "Erol is a nice guy" over Jak's head.

"Hey" Jak said.

"Why don't we just ignore the shirt for a second and find a way to destroy Fatty's new car" Torn said.

"The limo or the hellcats?" Jak asked.

"What do you think?" Torn said sounding annoyed.

Later in Fatt… Praxis' palace.

"Bad news Fatty! HICK!" Erol said running in and touched the floor with the back of his head.

"What? Is the Hip Hog out of beer again?" Praxis asked.

"If it was I wouldn't be drunk would I? HICK" Erol asked and touched the floor with his butt,"There's something wrong with your limo"
"So fix it! Wasn't that new girlfriend of yours a mechanic?" Praxis asked.

"She is, but it's been…eh… stolen HICK" Erol said and was unable to stand.

"Stolen? Why didn't you just say that?" Praxis said.

"Ehm. It's not entirely stolen HICK!" Erol said.

"What is that supposed to mean? Are you drunk?" Praxis asked.

"No. I mean yes. But I know what I saw! HICK!" Erol said. He was still on the flour because he was sick of falling.

Praxis just looked at Erol with a puzzled expression and walked up to the window to see.

He saw the limo outside his door, at least the lower parts of it.

"Oh no! Half of my limo is stolen!" he cried, "Where is the upper parts?"

"If I knew that I hadn't been lying here on the floor would I? HICK" Erol said.

"I bet it's the underground! Most likely that eco freak. He's probably going to remove the limo piece by piece until I get rid of the hellcats!" Praxis said shivering.

"But you will never to that will you boss? HICK!" Erol said.

"ARE YOU NUTS? I love that limo! Send a message to Torn and Shadow and tell them I'll get rid of all the crimson guard zoomers if they ask Jak to give me back my limo!" Praxis said.

"Shit! HICK!" Erol said and on his way out he fell over 231 times. He really needed a zoomer or else he would break his bones by falling all the time.

In the underground HQ Torn was very pleased about the news (for some reason Erol had walked into their hideout to give them the news and now he was lying on their floor)

"Good job! Fatty has gotten rid of all the zoomers!" Torn said.

"I had been happy if you got rid of you t-shirts. Why are you suddenly wearing a new one?" Daxter asked.

And sure enough, Torn's t-shirt now said "Praxis is the new messias"

"Not really, I tried to turn the new one inside out and this was on the inside" Torn said.

"Like your t-shirt HICK!" Erol said to Jak.

Jak took the t-shirt Ashelin had given him earlier and tied it around Erol's head.

Miss. Ecofreak: is lying really the correct way to tell Erol was on the floor? I looked up in the dictionary and it said it was right but according to Microsoft word lying is the same as being dishonest. I know that must be correct too, but can it mean both?

Zakura: You think to much

Miss. Ecofreak: easy for you to say, you never learned how to read

Zakura: in that case, how come I always read your reviews?

Miss. Ecofreak: because I made you do it. in real life you won't even talk to me but I made you talk for my authors note so I could have someone to talk to

Zakura: makes sense... not