I totally agree, Lady t1! He looks totally sexy! Haven't you found any pictures of him in DOAU yet? I have two little ones I could send you if you don't have 'em. It's the Ninja Gaiden outfit so I'm happy ^_^ Mmm, Hayabusa… *drool*

*Cough* Anyway. Enjoy!

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"Uh…" Hitomi started before she was interrupted by a loud crashing noise and a girl-like scream.

"…oh," Helena finished. "They'll destroy the building!"

"Let go, you little bitch!" They heard Bayman's voice booming from the next room.

"Don't call me a bitch, you little man-whore!"

"Here we go again…" Helena muttered.

Meanwhile, some of the girls were reminiscing happily about their time playing volleyball at Zack Island.

"Remember that time when I hit the ball and you had to dive for it?" Tina asked.

"Yeah…" Leifang smiled in recollection. "And I did…"

"And you ended up diving into Lisa…" Hitomi added.

"Yeah, and getting my foot stuck in a sand-hole…"

"Too right. She had to dig for it!" Ayane snickered.

"Shut up, Ayane, that's just old," Christie said from the back corner.

"But it's so funny!"

"I'll get that bumblebee back…" Christie threatened.

Ayane rubbed the side of her head where a bruise had formed and shut up.

"Bloody bumblebee… can't believe that stupid ass flew into my head and everything. And it damn well hurt!"

"What about that time when I was trying to spike?" Tina asked.

"Oh yeah…" Leifang continued. "And your boobs hit you in the head and you fell unconscious?"

"Yeah!" Tina nodded, grinning at the memory. "I was out for over an hour!"

"It did something to her head," Helena muttered to anybody that was listening.

"Well, you know… we didn't just sit around twiddling our thumbs when you girls were out playing volleyball," Hayate mused. "We were out doing our own thing, too. Just that we don't have boobs, so it never got shown,"

"Well… Bass does," Zack pointed out.

"Yeah. Dead or Alive Extreme Mud Wrestling!"

"You guys mud wrestled?" Suddenly, Christie looked interested. "Were you naked?"

Everyone made a face as one.

"The wind blows and you're stuck like that!" Leifang exclaimed, watching everyone's faces.

"Hell no. Just imagine… grabbing someone's thing that wasn't yours. Just imagine how torturous that would be, trying to tackle someone into the mud, and…" Tina was going dreamy by this stage. "Just imagine… you don't want to imagine it…"

"We don't want to imagine that!" Hitomi exclaimed.

"Says who?" Hayate asked.

Everyone blinked at him.

"I always knew you swung that way, dude," Zack broke the silence, clapping Hayate on the shoulder in what he took to be a friendly manner.

"I bet you just did that so you could get a guy stuck between my breasts," Tina muttered, trying futilely to dislodge Hayate's head.

"Yes! I win! Pay up!" Jann-Lee exclaimed triumphantly to a disgruntled Kasumi.

"That was only a fluke!"

"No, believe me, I know. Call it a man's intuition,"

"What was the bet on?" Hayate asked in a somewhat muffled voice.

"Whether Tina could house someone's head between her boobs," Jann-Lee said in an 'isn't-it-obvious?' voice.
Meanwhile… in another part of the building…

"Whee!"

"Don't wee on me, you idiot!"

"I'm not weeing on you! I'm wheeing on you!"

"What's the difference?"

Bayman stopped pushing Hayabusa on the swing and glared at him.

"You really are just a dumb-ass!"

"My ass is not dumb!" Hayabusa immediately shot back.

Call it a female's intuition. Helena had come out, sensing that the assassin and the ninja were up to no good, and raised an eyebrow as she saw them.

"What are you two doing?"

I always knew they… 'swung'… that way… ha, good one, Helena!

"He was about to wee on me!" Hayabusa pointed to Bayman indignantly.

"Oui on you?" Helena asked, confused.

"Wee!" Bayman enunciated.

"Oui?"

"Wee!"

"So, not whee?" Hayabusa asked, equally confused.

"Oui," Bayman responded, just to confuse Helena.

"Wee?" It was working, all right.

"Oui!" Hayabusa had finally got the idea.

"Whee?" Helena was about to throttle someone in her frustration.

"No. Wee," Hayabusa informed her helpfully.

"What the hell?" Helena threw up her hands. "I'm going inside,"

"Oui," Bayman responded to her departing back.

"I'm wearing stilettos," she muttered under her breath. "Now is the time to use them, if any,"