Miss. Ecofreak: wow, I've gotten 39 reviews for this story! That's the most of reviews I've ever got!
Zakura: not surprising since the other two only got one and seven
Miss. Ecofreak: right. Thanks for the reviews, and Lepinez, thanks for the tip, maybe I'll write that on Torn's shirt. Unfortunately he doesen't appear so much in the end of this story. I got a bit sad when I wrote the last chatpers and I figured I couldn't write as many funny shirts for him.
I've always liked Torn's shirts the best, I don't know why but I find them much more amusing than the ones on Keira and Samos.
Zakura: perhaps it's because Torn doesn't mean what's on the shirts. He hates the baron!
Miss. Ecofreak: exactly! On to the next chapter. This is the chapter where... ehm... Mar's seal is complete. just read.
CHAPTER 28
THE SEAL IS COMPLETE
"You see the future right?" Civilian Guy asked Onin, "So tell me, will I ever be free from all these maniacs who shoot at me?"
Onin waved her arms.
"Onin says: sure you will" Pecker translated.
Civilian Guy started dancing.
"…When you die" Pecker finished.
Civilian stopped dancing, if it was because of Pecker's info or the fact that he was shoot in his foot was unsure.
"Get out star wars-lover! No it's our turn" Jak said.
"Nice of you to drop by" said Kor who of some reason was standing next to Onin. "Pecker and I were just talking about Samos' plan. Don't you think it's ridiculous to think that little Jak will be able to defeat me… the metalhead leader?"
"It sounds completely ridiculous" Jak answered, "That is unless the leader is in fact you who just disguise yourself as an elf. If that's true then he'll be no match at all".
Kor glared at him for an unknown reason.
"Onin says your voice is very familiar" Pecker said, "I bet you two golden oldies go way back in time what?"
"What is that supposed to mean?" Kor asked after kicking Jak in the foot for an unknown reason.
"You're male, she's female? What more do I have to say?" Pecker asked, "Anyway Jak."
Little Jak came in.
"I was talking to the tall one, Shorty!" Pecker said imitating a precursor oracle's voice for some reason.
The kid glared at Pecker.
"What do you want?" Jak, the tall one, asked.
"Onin says you've shown you strength and courage" Pecker said while trying to avoid the kid's kicks, "Now you must show your brains as well. Personally, I think she expects too much from you but I'm not an old blind lady who waves her arms making everyone believe her crazy talk."
"What do I need to do?" Jak asked.
"Just answer me these questions three before the other side you see… I mean you get the last piece of the seal" Pecker said.
"Ask me the questions bridge keeper… I mean last piece of the seal keeper. I'm not afraid" Jak said.
"Why do you bring a stupid ottsel here?" Pecker asked.
"He's my buddy" Jak answered.
"Why is your hair yellow?" Pecker asked.
"Because it would look stupid in pink" Jak answered.
"What is Krew's keiralike client's real name?" Pecker answered.
Jak thought for a moment, that was a really difficult question for someone as stupid as him.
But finally he answered "Mimi?"
Suddenly Keira came in and shoot Jak with a water gun; she was wearing a t-shirt saying "I like it when Jak remembers my name"
The water made Jak remember.
"Keira is the answer" he answered.
"That's correct! You win four one-way tickets to the wasteland and this ugly piece of the seal" Pecker said giving Jak the tickets and the seal piece.
"Finally! The last piece of the puzzle!" Jak said putting the three pieces together.
Jak looked at it for a moment.
"What am I supposed to do with this piece of crap?" He asked.
"Take the seal to Haven Forest" Pecker said, "There you will find an old door which leads to an ancient light tower. Onin says the three thingies you found earlier in the fic will activate the tower. If you find out where to place them which I doubt you will".
"When can we go into Mar's tomb?" Jak asked.
"You can't! only the kid can enter the tomb" Pecker said, "You can't enter unless the oracle says the kid is to young and starts closing the door but you take you ottsel and your lep… flut-flut and sneak under the door in the last moment and then face the tests of manhood and find the stone. But that is impossible of course"
Then Jak went and did all the stuff Pecker said above
"Okay…" Pecker said.
Miss. Ecofreak: poor kid. he couldn't go face the manhood tests
Zakura: might just be good. He would have died anyway. How old is he really?
Miss. Ecofreak: don't know. Very young indeed. I usually make him around four but other writers make hin aroung eight or six, I just like to make him as young as possible
Zakura: well, it's stupid anyway. but that was all we had for today. don't forget to review
Miss. Ecofreak: Hey! I'm the author here!
