'Oui' is yes in French, pronounced the same way as 'whee' or 'wee' depending which you prefer, but probably closer to the latter. ^_^ Forgot to say that.

Hope you're enjoying this sugar induced story thus far. It's giving me time to vent my sugar/vanilla coke, for which I am very grateful. ^_^

Don't worry, Wolf, it isn't going to turn into yaoi/shounen-ai if that's what you're worrying about… just everyone's having fun acting like dopes. And I'm having fun making them dopey. And bashing up Hayate… *cough*

Note: I have a yellow budgerigar! Sandy! ^_^ Hopefully she'll stay away from Kasumi and Hayate, though!

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Five minutes later, a satisfied and smug looking Helena hauled up a severely bruised Bayman, throwing him to the floor.

"Hi," she said, waving as Leifang grinned at her.

"Hai?" Now it was Hayate getting confused. Helena glared daggers at him before marching over and lifting a foot threateningly.

"What… what'd I dooooooo?" Hayate moaned.

Five more minutes later, and Hayate had joined Bayman on the floor, sobbing about his thing. Bayman muttered something and left the room.

"So, he's finally realised!" Hitomi sighed in relief.

"My thing, it hurts so bad…" Hayate stopped rolling for a minute. "What exactly is that, err… thing called? I never found out. Ninjas don't get sex-ed classes,"

Everyone simultaneously hit their foreheads.

"Give it a name," Zack suggested with an evil glint in his eye.

"Umm…" Hayate paused. "What about…"

"Ryu!" Kasumi cried in surprise as Ryu (surprising, that) appeared in front of her with a loud cracking noise.

"Sorry, Kasumi, didn't mean to scare you…" Ryu sat down on a chair. "What's happening?"

"Okay, Ryu it is," Hayate said. "Glad I didn't have to make a decision,"

Kasumi dropped her head into her hands, muttering something about Mugen-Tenshin, Hayate, stupidity, rear ends and a yellow budgerigar.

"Oh no…" Hitomi paled. "This is gonna be…"

The door suddenly flew open. "Where's Ryu?" Bayman roared. "I'm gonna bash the hell out of him!"

"Noooooooo!" With that, Hayate ran off.

"Huh?" Bayman watched the departing ninja, confused. "What's going on?"

"Get him an eyebrow plucker," Tina suggested randomly.

"Great idea!" Helena was looking happy again. "Anyone got any more ideas for Hayabusa's birthday?"

Christie drew an eyebrow plucker, complete with someone that looked scarily like Helena getting her eyebrows and her eyeballs plucked.

"What about… a cow?" Hayabusa suggested. "Everybody likes cows,"

"Dude, where are we supposed to find a cow?" Zack raised what would have been en eyebrow if he hadn't had to have shaved them off for a dare between him and Jann-Lee.

"You know what we could get him…" Tina paused. "A Ninja Gaiden style skanky bondage outfit,"

"That's gross, Tina!" Leifang exclaimed.

"He wears 'em," Tina held her hands up, shrugging.

"Do you want a Ninja Gaiden style skanky bondage outfit?" Helena asked the super ninja.

"I don't dress skanky! Are you saying, no, are you even insinuating that I dress skanky?"

Tears welled in emerald eyes.

"Oooohh… shit," Helena swore at the sight of Hayabusa crying. Everyone stared open mouthed at her, the same thought going through everyone's minds. She can swear?!?!

"Dammit, you're supposed to be looking at MEEEEEEE!" Hayabusa yelled furiously.

Everyone turned their eyes back to Hayabusa, not without a few glances drifting Helena's way every so often.

Bayman sat down on the chair beside Hayabusa. "Where did Ryu go?"

"You're sitting next to him. On your left," Hitomi chirped.

Hayabusa glared daggers at her.

Bayman lunged.

"Wrong next to," Kasumi spluttered. "Your other left,"

"Oh. Sorry,"

Abruptly, an arrow shot through the window, directly at Hayabusa's head. He flipped off the wall, catching the arrow as he flipped backwards.

To everyone's surprise, there were a few letters attached to the arrow. They all watched bemusedly as the super ninja ripped them off, reading them.

"Junk mail… bill… what?" Emerald eyes glared at the third and final letter. "This is preposterous! My Woman's Weekly subscription doesn't end for another month! This is not good enough!"
Before anyone could say anything, the super ninja disappeared in a swirl of leaves, holding the letters and arrow.

"What just happened?" Hitomi asked dazedly. 

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