Miss. Ecofreak: Another day, another chapter upload. are there more reviews too rabbit?

Zakura: not as long as you don't say my name right.

Miss. Ecofreak: Zakura! are there any more reviews?

Zakura: yepp.

Miss. Ecofreak: thank you. Let me just repeat what I said in the last chapter because Lepinez sideshow wondered why I was sad. Torn does not appear as often in the last act of the game, so I can't write all his funny t-shirts! There are at least two new shirts to be rewealed and the next one (appearing in this chapter) I liked very much.. just read and you will se. As for Eco girl, yes, the stone you see next to the place where you meet Ashelin has the seal of Mar on it, the same as with the kid's amulet and I think even the precursor stone has it (why? I don't know)

Zakura: Do you have to answer all those who simply say "Funny" and stuff like that too?

Miss. Ecofreak: sure. everyone who says "Funny" and stuff like that, thanks for the review

Zakura: fine! can we go on with the story now? and ehm... I think you may have made a mistake with that title

Miss. Ecofreak: really?what's wrong with it?

Zakura: Please! You've got to se that this chapter's name is ridicolus!

Miss. Ecofreak: sure, cause nothing else is (rolls her eyes)

CHAPTER 29

JAK'S FRIENDS ARE STOLEN AND THE PRECURSOR STONE IS IN JAIL

After Jak had managed to break into Mar's tomb, Shadow (who was currently wearing a t-shirt saying "Praxis are stupid"), Kor (who was wearing a blue robe) and the kid (who was naked) were standing outside looking at the door.

"What a stupid head" Kor said, "He's gone to face the test!"
"Freeze!" John the crimson guard said aiming his single gun at them (all three of them, odd)

Inside Mar's tomb Jak had passed the tests but the author was too lazy to write it and was no standing in front of the precursor stone along with Well and Daxter.

"What a nice rock" Daxter said.
"That's not a rock!" said the oracle, "It's the precursor stone you good-looking moron"

"Sorry" Daxter said and started crying to emphasise he really was sorry.

Then Praxis came in with his newly repaired flying thingy.

"Move it good-looking idiots! I want that rock!" he said and used the large claws on the flying thing to grab the stone.

"It's a stone! A stone! Why won't anyone listen to me?!" the oracle cried as Praxis removed the stone/rock.

"Get your dirty hands of that stone! It was never meant for you!" Jak yelled.

"It weren't meant for you either" Praxis mentioned.

"… whatever. GET YOUR HANDS OF IT ANYWAY!" Jak cried.

But Praxis ignored Jak and flew out with the stone.

"Damn fellow. He's stolen the stone, Shadow, Tess and the kid!" Jak said.

"Why Tess?" Daxter asked.

"You know, I've always wondered that myself" Miss. Ecofreak said.

"What is that brown female ottsel doing here?" Daxter asked.

"You certainly ask a lot" Zakura replied.

"This is getting weird" Jak said. "Why don't we just ignore the rabbit and the dark ottsel for a moment and find a way to get into Ugly's fortress!"

"No way! Nobody can break into the fortress!" Daxter said.

Jak looked at Daxter with an odd expression (no, not puzzled)

"Okay… nobody except a two feet tall ottsel. But I can't save them all! And seeing that the author is called "The dark ottsel" I doubt she will help" Daxter said.

"Now what?" Well asked.

"Let's go to the HQ. Maybe Torn's got a good plan" Jak said.

So they all went to HQ to see if Torn had a good plan.

But he didn't, all he did was sitting in the corner looking miserable, Jak and his friends decided not to ask why.

"How did Ugly know we were so close to the stone?" Jak asked his friends.

"It's my fault" Torn said from the corner.

He was wearing a t-shirt saying "Praxis must die and burn in you-know-where… Kyoto" (where did you think he would burn?)

"That's impossible!" Daxter said,"Especially because you are now wearing a more positive t-shirt"
"Oh well, I seem to have lost my other shirts" Torn said and whistled innocently.

"Why is it your fault Ugly stole our friends?" Jak asked.

"Fatty threatened to give me more t-shirts! I couldn't risk that, even for the underground" Torn answered.

"You have my full sympathy" Daxter said, crying.

"There might be a way to save our friends. If you could break into the fortress…"
"Fine!" Daxter interrupted.

"Didn't you just say it was impossible?" Jak asked his friend.

"Yeah. But I suddenly realised, if they still have the same guards as last time, how hard could it be?" Daxter said.

And indeed, it was the same guards.

"INHABITANTS!" Foolhead the crimson guard said.

"Oh no, not you too!" Kim said (the same Kim as last time).

"What? There's nothing funny about saying inhabitants. They are inhabitants aren't they?" Foolhead said.

"Yes, they are inhabitants. But people just wouldn't care much if you warned them about some completely random people!" Kim said.

"But… where are they now?" Foolhead said.

Well, Foolhead, Jak, Daxter and Well…ehm…eh were in the prison area where Jak had been tortured earlier.

Suddenly all the doors opened.

"How come the doors are suddenly opened? Escape from this place is easy!" Jak said.

"Then how come you waited two years?" Well asked.

"I was hoping if I stayed around longer I would be saved by my dad, I called him but he didn't answer" Jak said.

"You've never met your father" Daxter commented.

"I don't? Forgot about that" Jak answered.

Suddenly Tess ran out of one of the cells.

"Daxter! My hero!" she said and picked up Daxter to kiss him.

"BOO!" Jak shouted and interrupted the kissing, (Like Daxter did at the end of precursor legacy)
Daxter glared at Jak.

"Think of it as revenge" Jak said, and walked over to Shadow's cell, "Samos? Are you alright?"
Suddenly old Samos came out of the cell wearing a t-shirt saying "Mar is much prettier than these ugly cells) along with the Shadow/young Samos who was wearing a t-shirt saying "I agree, Praxis makes ugly prison cells".

"What took you so long? I've already read out all the magazines at this ugly place!" old Samos said.

Jak looked at them both with a surprised look.

"There's two of them!" Daxter cried and hid behind Samos' log, "HELP ME SAMOS! THERE ARE TWO SAMOSES HERE!"

"There are? I can only see one" SHadow said, and then he noticed the mirror.

"Hey! The ottsel is right! It appears I have an older time twin" he said, "I can't believe what a senile old fool I become!"
"I'm not more senile old fool than you are!" Samos answered.

"Listen, can't we just get out of here? This place gives met he creeps" Jak said while looking towards the steel bed with the torture devices over it. "I always fear Tinky Vinky is going to appear."
Then he changed into Dark Jak which he always did when someone said that name out loud.

"Jak! You are different!" Samos said.

"I am? How come?" Dark Jak asked.

"You talk!" Samos answered.

"Oh… can we go now?" Dark Jak asked.

"Sounds like a smart idea. Vin's activated that portal!" Well said.

"Why didn't we use that to get in?" Daxter asked.

"Never mind that. Let's just go before we are attacked by crimson guards" Dark Jak said before they were attacked by crimson guards. "Too late" he said.

"Let's go anyway" Daxter said, and Samos (who's head Daxter was sitting on) jumped through the portal.

All the others except the crimson guards and those who weren't there jumped after them.

Zakura: poor Torn. nobody can survive all those t-shirts

Miss. Ecofreak: So right. That was all for this chapter guys. Remember to leave a review and I'll be happy

Zakura: and that's a reward in itself.