Miss. Ecofreak: another funny chapter. what more can I say?

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Anyway, this chapter is about the class two race and Jak and his friend having a friendly conversation with... just read.

CHAPTER 31

THE CLASS TWO RACE

The class two race was about to begin so Jak, Daxter and Well went to the stadium to visit Keira.

But Keira wasn't there.

"Anybody home?" Jak asked.

"Keira's out shopping" Erol said, "HICK!"

"Ok, I'll just wait here until she returns then" Jak said and sat down on a chair and started drinking tea.

Daxter decided to start a conversation with Erol for some reason.

"So, what have you been doing the last few days?" he asked.

"Well, I've been HICK drinking, HICK drinking, HICK and drinking some more" Erol said.

"I've been running amok with deadly weapons" Jak said.

"Someone must do that as HICK well" Erol said.

"Are you here to see the race?" Well asked.

"I though I might stay and watch, EROL!" Hick said.

"There's something wrong with that sentence" Jak said.

"What? Are HICK you insulting me?" Erol asked.

"As a matter of fact… I do" Jak said.

"I hate you. Now I'm going to walk away and sulk" Erol said and walked away to sulk but on the way… he fell over.

Then Samos and Keira came in, Keira was wearing a t-shirt saying "Jak's the best racer I've ever seen" while Samos had one which said "Mar's the best city-founder I've ever not seen"

"Erol's the best racer I've ever seen" Keira said, confusing everyone who read her t-shirt.

"Thanks, HICK! Could you please help me get up?" Erol asked from the floor.

Jak ignored Erol (of course Jak ignores Erol), "That was not nice said! I'm going to run out and sulk!" he said and ran out crying.

Keira ignored Erol as well, "Damn!" she said, "Who's going to drive in the class 2 race now that Jak is outside sulking?"

"I can do it HICK!" Erol said.

"Thanks for the offer, but having his worst rival drive instead of him sounds like a bad idea" Keira said as the smart girl she is.

"Damn, can you help me up then?" Erol asked.

But Keira just went back to ignoring him. "You two has to drive for the team!" she said to Well and Daxter.

"Who? Us?" Daxter said.

"I can't drive. You see, I'm a bird" Well said.

"Ok, But you're no leprechaun or a bird Daxter" Keira said, "You must drive"

"Why me?" Daxter asked.

"Because if you don't I'm going to let you stay here and talk to my dad" said Keira.

"I'll drive" Daxter said.

Then he drove in the race and won because all of the other racers died a slow and painful death because of a broken leg.

As Daxter came back, Erol who had been lying on the floor for fourteen minutes shouted "NOW I HAVE BEEN LYING HERE FOR FOURTEEN BLOODY MINUTES! HICK! CAN'T ANYONE HELP ME UP?"

"Nope" Keira said before turning to Daxter, "Daxter! You won!"
"You sure did!" Tess said and kissed Daxter.

"Hah! I got my first kiss before Jak did" Daxter said.

"Great race Dax" Jak said wiping a tear of his face.

"Thank you" Daxter said.

"Can we go visit he fat man now?" Well asked.

And so they did.