Miss. Ecofreak: As I'm writing this I'm nearing the end of a very good day. At school I got to see a couple of very small parrots (newborn dwarfparrots), one was born Monday, the other one today (I think:)) Plus I finally found the manga book I've been looking for since December, Naruto Volume five.

Zakura: I got my name from that one!

Miss. Ecofreak: and now I get to update Dork2 again.

Zakura: and you changed your pen-name again

Miss. Ecofreak: I've always wanted to call myself Dark Precursor, I just wasn't sure how to make room for it, so I wrote it all on one word.

Zakura: nice. So what randomness have you written this time?

Miss. Ecofreak: something stupid and full of spoilers as usual, and also this is the first time in the dork-series you get to meet Jinx, who is even more friendly and not to mentionnice than he is in Jak2 and 3

Zakura: right...

CHAPTER 35

THREE ANNOYING MEN

At the Hip Hog Heaven, later known as the Naughty Ottsel Erol had finally managed to get up.

"Ouch, it hurts in my back after lying on the floor for that long" he complained.

"Why couldn't you just fall on Keira's bed instead?" Civilian Guy asked.

"Are you nuts? HICK! We're not even engaged!" Erol said shooting Civilian Guy.

Krew, the world's fattest man was sleeping like a baby… a very ugly baby.

Meanwhile Sig was talking to Jak, Daxter and Well.

"You know what? You guys are okay. And since the world's fattest cutie is sleeping like a baby right now…" Sig started before some ottsel interrupted

"Baby?" Daxter said, "Baby you say?"
"Fine, sleeping like an extremly ugly baby" Sig continued,"I think Krew; the world's fattest king is going to let the metalheads into the city".

"Yeah right" Jak said sarcastically, "That's about as possible as Kor being the metalhead leader and the kid being me as a little kid!"

"And me getting pants" Daxter said.

"And me being a leprechaun. You're nuts Sig" Well said.

"Shhj! He's waking up" Sig whispered.

"Euuuuw, now he's even uglier" Daxter said.

Krew, the world's fattest Jak was indeed waking up, and as soon as he was awake he came over to Jak, "Jak! Can you do me a favour?" He asked.

Jak stared at Krew, the worlds fattest being-stared-at for a long time until: "Fine" he said.

"I need you to escort some of my men down to visit that statue again" Krew, looks like Barney the dinosaur said.

"Why?" Jak asked.

"Cause they're too afraid to go alone" Krew, the world's fattest A explained.

Jak: fine, since I get two thousand dollars for it I can go" Jak said.

"Hey! I only get two thousand…" Daxter started.

"But that's what I'm getting too?" Jak said sounding confused.

"…cent" Daxter finished.

"Oh… I'm not going anywhere before Daxter gets just as much money as I do" Jak said.

"Fine, you'll get one cent each" Krew, the world's fattest… whatever said.

"Great!" Jak said, "Finally we're equal"

"But now we're getting less" Well said.

"We do?" Jak asked and took out a calculator.

After staring at it long and hard he took out the instructions booklet.

"I don't get it" he said, putting away the Chinese instructions booklet, taking out an elfish one.

"No…" he said, he took out "calculator for starters", read trough it, didn't get it, found "calculator for dummies", still didn't get it, he read "calculator for Jak" (another word for "extra stupid") and finally he managed to use the calculator.

"Okay. We got less" he said.

"You said you wanted the same amount of money, you didn't say you wanted more. Now get out!" Krew, the world's fattest canoe said and Jak got out.

"He sure is a hard dealer" Daxter said.

Down in the sewers they met a nice kind friendly man named Jinx.

"There you are! I was afraid we had to go home and watch TV!" he yelled as Jak and co came in.

"But I like TV" his friend Mog said.

"Shut up Mog" Jinx said.

"So… are we going or what?" Jak asked.

"Shut up Jak" Jinx said.

"Hm. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship" Jak thought.

So they all went down in the sewers too…

"SHUT UP!" Jinx yelled.

Spitfire.

Finally after a lot of "shut up" they reached the statue.

"Now what?" Daxter asked.

"Now we're going to blow up this ugly statue" Jinx said and blew up the ugly statue.

"Damn. I bet the sculptor who made that statue is going to die of sorrow" Jak said.

"Shut up!" Jinx said, "The sculptor died years ago, when the statue was stolen"

"It was stolen once?" Well asked.

"Shut up Well…ehm…eh" Jinx said.

"You don't even remember my name?" Well asked and cried.

"Your name is Well…ehm…eh" Daxter said.

"Daxter, I don't know if someone ever said this to you before but… SHUT THE HELL UP!" Jinx yelled.

"NO actually, I've never heard that phrase" Daxter said.

"Probably because you talk to loud to hear it" Jak said.

"Is it possible to get some peace and quiet around here????" Jinx asked.

"Hey! I just noticed something. This chapter is called "three annoying men" where is the third?" Well asked.

"You are the annoying men! The third guy couldn't come because Miss. Ecofreak didn't remember his name. Now shut up!" Jinx said.

"You know what Jinx? You're a nice guy" Jak said.

Jinx screamed.

"Jinx is my idol" Mog said and tried to copy Jinx's voice, "Shut up! Ha ha"

"SHUUUUT UUUUP!" Jinx yelled before he ran away crying.

"Hey Jinx! You forgot the heart of Mar gem!" Jak yelled after him.

Jinx came back, grabbed the gem and ran back out.

"Bye Jinx. Hope we meet again sometime" Jak said.

"Shut up Jak!" a voice far away yelled.

Miss.Ecofreak: Doesn't Jinx sound like the kindest elf ever?

Zakura: I would rather befriend an orc.

Miss.Ecofreak: you do that, as for all my wonderful and just-as-nice-as-Jinx(not) readers, please review:)