Miss.Ecofreak: welcome back and thanks for all the lovely reviews. It's good to see there are more Naruto-fans out there too:)

Zakura: Naruto? what about Sakura? Aren't there any Sakurafans out there???

Miss.Ecofreak: I am

Zakura: thanks, but your not "out" there, you're in the living room

Miss.Ecofreak: whatever. Let's just start the chapter

CHAPTER 33

JAK IS A QUICK DRIVER

At Hip Hog Heaven later known as the Naughty Ottsel, the real nauhgty ottsel was being petted by Tess.

"Isn't he cute?" Tess asked.

"Keira is cuter" Jak stated.

"I agree HICK!" Erol said.

"At least we agree on one thing. But she probably likes me the best" Jak said.

"Are you nuts? Do you think she would fall for an alcoholic like yourself? HICK!" Erol asked.

"It's more likely than her falling for an alcoholic like you" Jak said.

"I drive better than you!" Erol said, and then he said "HICK!" which surprised… no one.

"Don't the crimson guards ever take you in for drunken driving?" Jak asked.

"Of HICK not. I'm their boss!" Erol said.

"No really? I never would have guessed" Jak said, seeing that he had spend two years in his prison it was quite surprising that he had never figured out Erol's position.

"Hey! Keep drinking! We'll never get in the records book when you're sitting here arguing with Jak!" Civilian Guy said.

"I could beat a record in arguing HICK!" Erol said.

"Great idea!" Civilian said and called Guinness World Records.

"Do you think Keira likes you better because you rule the idiot guards?" Jak asked.

"Nope, she liked me because I'm best! HIcK!" Erol said.

"Best in what? Drinking?" Jak asked.

"Eating?" Well asked.

"Ruining a good day?" Daxter asked.

"Shooting the waiter?" Civilian asked.

"Find make-up in bottles?" Tess asked.

"Sneaking away from work?" Torn (who was wearing a t-shirt saying"I love the baron because his guards sneak away from their work") asked.

"What are you doing here?" Jak asked Torn.

"Watching you arguing" Torn said while he ate more popcorn.

Jak stared at Torn's shirt, "Fine…" he said.

Then he continued asking what Erol was best in.

"Being a moron?" Jak asked.

"Being stupid?" Erol asked.

"Being a complete idiot?" Keira asked.

"Being fat?" baron Praxis asked.

"Reading?" Zakura asked.

"Coming back from the dead?" Miss. Ecofreak asked.

"Being nuts?" Cornelius asked.

"Yes. All of that" Erol said.

Everyone looked at Erol with an odd expression.

"…Hick" Erol said.

"Phew, I was afraid you were getting sick" Cornelius said.

Then everyone took Cornelius to the hospital because he cared for his brother, a clear sign of insanity.

When they were back Jak and Erol kept arguing.

"I know one thing you're not best in, that's racing!" Jak said.

"Wanna bet? Let's take a HICK race" Erol said.

And so they did.

"Here we are again guys. To comment the race between the city's chaos champion Jak and the city's drunken champion of everything, Erol" Anne said.

"You again?" Jak asked.

"Yes, we again. And they're of!" Arne said.

Jak was cutting his toenails.

"I said: and they're of!" Arne repeated.

"What? Oh, the race!" Jak said and jumpe don his zoomer.

"You'll never catch me ecoHICK!" Erol shouted after him.

"My nickname is ecofreak! Not ecohick!" Jak yelled back.

"Look at them go, Erol crashes, and crashes, and crashes… damn, what's the matter with this guy?" Anne asked.

"He's drunk. But Jak drives perfectly!" Arne said.
"If you ignore the fact that a snail just passed him" Anne said.

Suddenly Erol's zoomer exploded.

"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" he shouted.

Jak walked up to Erol's zoomer and quickly hid the bomb, "Prove it!" he said.

"I hate you" Erol said, (you know he hasn't had anything to drink since he started driving)

"I don't like you either. Wow! We've got so much in common!" Jak said.

Zakura: WOW! HISTORIC MOMENT!

Miss.Ecofreak: what's wrong Zak?

Zakura: EROL WAS SOBER!

Everyone: GASP!

Miss.Ecofreak: GASP!

Zakura: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!