Miss.Ecofreak: So we're back again
Zakura: told you it wouldn't take long
Miss.Ecofreak: Right. And for all of you who fear Civilian Guy's record attemt will fail because of a moment of sober-ness, you're absolutely wrong. Erol may have been sober for about five minutes but shortly after he walked back to the bar (he could have used his zoomer if Jak hadn't blown it up) and got himself drunk again
Cornelius: let's just hope he gets so drunk that he kills himself in the class one race
Miss.Ecofreak: you can dream
CHAPTER 35
THE CLASS ONE RACE
But Keira did not have the answer, all she had was a t-shirt saying "Jak2 is the second best game in the world", and a riftrider.
"Hi guys! Look what I have made!" she said showing them the riftrider.
"What the hell is that?" Well asked.
"It's an exact replica of our crashed riftrider! I made it all thanks to my huge intelligence" Keira said and hid a book behind her back, the book was called"How to build an exact replica of your crashed riftrider.
"That's my girl!" said Samos, who was wearing a t-shirt saying "Mar is smart, but not as smart as her"
"But I'm still missing two parts!" Keira said.
"Damn" her father said.
"I know where those missing parts are Keira! Krew has them!" Jak said.
"How can you tell? I haven't even told what parts there are yet" Keira said puzzled.
"No. But I'm psychic" Jak said and hid a book behind his back called "What parts Keira is missing"
"The class one race begins now!" a computer voice said, "So if you fell like kicking Ugly's butt and show that drunken ass Erol you're better than him in racing now's your chance!"
"Wow! Now is my chance to buy me some food!" Jak said.
"You can't go now! The class one race begins and this time I don't want to race!" Daxter said.
"Me neither. But you better keep us alive or I'll never speak to you again!" Well said.
"That's my line!" Daxter yelled.
"Fine. I'll keep you both alive" Jak said.
"Hey! How come we can't comment the races?" Anne asked.
"That's life" was the answer from Arne.
"Welcome to the race!" Baron Praxis said, "Though I don't see why you try, you'll never defeat that drunk ass Erol anyway"
"That's right. Hey! HICK! Drunk ass?" Erol said.
And so the race started and Jak won because Erol had spilled dark eco on the track. Apparently Erol died too.
Jak survived because he can take eco better than others, Daxter survived although he was transformed into an ottsel and Well survived simply because he didn't want to die.
"Seems like we won again guys" Jak said.
"Congratulations! Here's a ticket to my palace so you can go home to me and kick my ass!" Praxis said and gave Jak a security pass.
"Thanks Ugly!" Jak said and ran towards the palace.
Cornelius: DREAMS DO COME TRUE!
Miss.Ecofreak: so how was that? You can tell me even if you found it very boring, (there's no use saying it is great if it isn't, but if you say it's funny and it is funny I'll be happy)
Zakura: and now, CORNELIUS! GET BACK TO YOUR STORY, THIS IS MU TURF!
Cornelius: I'd choose an ottsel over rabbits anyday
Daxter: that's the spirit!
(All the Jak-characters walk away leaving me and my rabbit alone)
Miss.Ecofreak: If you want to figure ut if Erol really is dead, read the next chapter
Zakura: if you do, you will not find out, the answer comes in Dork3