Hitsuzen Attraction

S. Hawk: Well, I think it's about time to start chapter 1.

Y. Hawk: You built enough suspense in the prologue so you better be continuing.

Ichigo Neko: Is this going to be bloody?

S. Hawk: Probably.

Ichigo Neko: Ew! S. Hawk owns nothing and doesn't mean to offend anyone especially the Christians!

Reviewers: Since I didn't get flamed, I'm going to run with this story!

Haven of Darkness: I'm surprised you like it considering it was kind of a dark intro. Well, I'm adding to it now.

Nkitty29: Another person likes this story? I hope the chapters are as good as the prologue.

FungiFungusRayne: I don't mind if you review late. It's better than not replying at all. It's a plot that I thought would be too horrible to use but I decided to put it in the story anyways. I was going to remove the story if people outright hated it. As for Jou, his first name is Katsuya and he is Lucifer's general. He has been sent to "play" with Mai while Kaiba introduces himself to Shizuka. They will be a major part in this story.

Chapter I: Arrivals and Meetings

Cairo, Egypt: National Museum

Yugi Mutou was pissed. Of all the places they could be, Sugoroku Mutou, Yugi's grandpa, dragged Yugi to Cairo. It wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't spend the majority of the time in museums. Yugi understood that Grandpa and his associate, Dr. Arthur Hawkins, were well-trained paleontologists but he didn't understand why they had to involve him in their work. Yugi was a regular guy… if you ignore his genius in puzzles and spatial thinking. He could solve any puzzle, master many games, and decipher difficult mazes. He was useful in the field, not sitting in a museum listening to the scientists talk about ancient culture.

Yugi would be bored out of his mind if he didn't bring along some reading material for such occasions. He reached into his bag and pulled out a brown, paper envelope. Inside the envelope, several comic books were stored. Along with the comic books, several mangas lay within his bag. Yugi knew the importance of comic books in today's society. While some less-than-intelligent people may say that comic books are stupid, people like Yugi knew that the subtle messages presented in this type of literature emphasizes a free-thinking part of society. Yugi sighed deeply knowing that only the truly gifted will fully appreciate comic books and mangas.

Yugi didn't feel like reading these at the moment so he opted for one of the newest novels he picked up. The newest novel was called Unspoken Lies by this radically-thinking novelist named Shizuka Kawai. Yugi wondered what this novelist was like. He knew that she was a fairly young lady from the picture in her novels. Shizuka must be younger than him yet she has such an open-minded view about life. Yugi admire her work and he has yet to miss any of her novels ever since discovering Floral Lady, one of Kawai's earliest novels. He longed to meet this woman but his work schedule kept him really busy. One of these days, Yugi was going to fly to Domino City and meet her. However, it wasn't any time soon he mused.

Before Yugi could crack open the book, Dr. Hawkins placed a golden box in front of the puzzle master. "What the hell is that?" Yugi asked.

"That, my grandson, is the legendary Box of Shadows. Back in ancient Egypt, a horde of vile men killed and pillaged the kingdom of Atemu. They said they were Christians but it was later discovered that they followed another religion. It was a secretive religion so no one knows the details about it. That is besides the point. The point is that inside the box is supposedly the Sennen puzzle. It is supposedly the vessel which houses the soul of Atemu, the Lord of Shadows."

"What kind of bullshit is that? Are you, the world-renown scientist, trying to tell me about ancient curses?"

"There are things that defy scientific logic now. That is besides the point. The point is that the Sennen puzzle is the most difficult puzzle ever devised! I doubt even you can solve it."

"Oh yeah, old man? I can solve it before dinner time! I'll start on it right now!"

With that said, Yugi began putting the pieces of the Sennen puzzle together. Yugi worked feverishly trying to solve the puzzle. It appeared as if he was possessed to solve the puzzle. Yugi didn't finish the puzzle before dinner time but he was too preoccupied with the puzzle to care about food. Yugi worked on it until it was late into the night. The museum was closed to the general public and the curators had gone home for the night. Yugi was in the museum alone by the time when the unimaginable happened. The Sennen puzzle was solved.

Upon completion of the puzzle, a shadowy figure arose from the puzzle. The figure's eyes were violet as that of irises. It spoke slowly but surely to Yugi. "Who the hell are you and where the hell an I? All I remember is that those accursed people sealed me in that damn puzzle. I will get my revenge on them! Now, give me my helm, my rod, and my amulet!"

"What the hell? I don't have any of those things and you don't fucking have a body to put them onto anyways."

"Damn! I guess I'll have to share a body with you then. Move over while I get in!"

Before Yugi could do anything about it, Atemu invaded his body and took over. Atemu needed to hide his identity from those that knew of him. He decided that Yami will suffice as an alias until the time was right to fully avenge the crimes against him. Yami had no idea where his helm was so he began to search the entire museum. He found many different things but nothing that he really needed. He was about to give up hope when he remembered a spell to summon the three weird sisters.

As the summoning was completed a mist appeared with three women within. Yami politely asked of his missing items and the weird sisters gave him the general location of each. He was deeply disappointed upon hearing where his helm was. Apparently, a demon of Hell stole the helm and it now resides in Hell. For Yami to retrieve the helm, a trip to the forsaken palace must be made. As Yami prepared for his journey, a voice appeared from within.

"Holy mother of God! You're fucking taking me to Hell! Are you that fucking insane? I don't know if you know this but Hell is not a good place to go to!"

Yami forgot that he is only sharing the body with Yugi. Yami could take over and control the body but Yugi still had a say in the matter. Yami reasoned with Yugi for a while until it was decided that Yami could control the body until he retrieved his possessions in which he would have to find a new body. With that settled, Yami began his journey to the Gates of Hell.

Domino City, Japan: Marina District

Shizuka looked at the city from her position on the rooftops. She could see most of the city and especially Kaiba Corp headquarter building. Despite the façade that they put on, Shizuka knew that it was a company run by the followers of the ancient Blood Sect. The ancient Blood Sect have been around since the creation of humanity. It was created for all those seduced by Lucifer and now have become his followers. Shizuka could name off several events in history that the Blood Sect had been involved in. One of the most notable to her was the Kingdom of Atemu massacre. The Blood Sect claimed themselves to be Christians and attacked the kingdom. In the end, the kingdom fell with the Lord of Shadows sealed away. The lord's entire family was killed except for the cousins of the lord. No one knows what ever became of them and Shizuka didn't care considering it over several thousand years ago. It not like she would be meeting the guy Shizuka thought. How little did she know what fate had in store for her.

Shizuka leapt from building to building until she spotted her target. A lady was walking down a dark alley with several unruly characters in tow behind her. The lady didn't seem notice her pursuers considering they weren't making any noise. Shizuka could tell immediately that those guys were vampires. This was what she came out here for: the hunt. It surprised her that people still walked down dark alleys. Common sense is not a strong suit in some people. Kawai cursed the stupidity of people as she descended down the side of the building and hid on one of the buildings windowsills.

The vampires attacked the lady at that moment. Shizuka watched as each vampire took its place in surrounding the lady. There was seven vampires total. She could easily take them without too much trouble. With that thought, she leapt from her hiding place and prepared for battle. The vampire closest to her didn't have time to react as the Sword of Hell sliced through it like the vampire was made of paper. The vampire to her right stared in shock at Shizuka as a roundhouse kick made contact with its chin. The other vampires were quicker to react as the two farthest away began to run for it. The three remaining vampires went to attack her. Shizuka was ready for them as she stairway stepped each of them and with the last vampire, she used it as a jump pad. Shizuka was several feet off the ground as she grabbed her handguns and fired at the retreating vampires. Both vampire turned to ash after her assault.

The four vampire on the ground tried to get up but Shizuka aimed at them next. She was able to kill three more vampires with her guns but one remained. It prepared to strike when Shizuka touched the ground. Unfortunately, it leapt at her at the right time if Shizuka was a regular girl. Shizuka is far from a regular girl. She breathed the words "wings of angels" and two beautiful wings sprouted from her back. The wings kept her airborne while the vampire sailed right below her. Shizuka didn't give the vampire a chance to strike again as she breathed "darkness illuminate". The crystal around her neck began to glow. The light was focused onto the vampire which caused it to combust.

Shizuka landed on the ground and went to help the lady up. Before she knew what it her, Shizuka was sent flying through the air like a rag doll. It turned out that Seto Kaiba had prepared a trap for her. He had seven of his vampires attack a woman in that exact alleyway. He knew that Shizuka's patrol route intercepted that alleyway. Kaiba couldn't risk Shizuka finding out about his real plan so he didn't mention that the vampires were going to be sacrificed. The lady was really a demon officer that disguised itself as a lady. The trap worked perfectly. Shizuka took care of the vampires as expected. The demon officer hit Shizuka with a twister blast and now she was flying towards her final resting place.

New York City, NY: Airport

Mai arrived at the airport and was buying her tickets when it happened. A clumsy tourist accidentally spilled some strange smelling liquid all over her. The tourist gave her a sheepish smile and gave her an apology. The guy appeared to be a blonde Japanese guy in some strikingly tight black outfit. It reminded Mai of all those Goth kids that hung around her church. She was too much in a rush to care about this guy. Without a second thought, Mai raced towards the airplane.

After a few minutes, Mai boarded her plane and it took off without hesitation. Aboard the plane, Mai was the victim of another clumsy tourist spilling his drink on her. Mai was really pissed at the guy until she noticed that the entire cabin was growling at her. She quickly placed on her special infrared sunglasses and surveyed the cabin. She was shocked to discover that most of these people were humans. The remaining group were vampires, demons, and Katsuya. Mai didn't know who Katsuya was at the time but she knew that he has a weird aura around him.

Katsuya's plan worked perfectly. He was able to spill his special potion on her at the airport. The potion itself was harmless but when mixed with another potion, it turned every human in breathing distance into a berserker. The tourist who spilt the potion on her on the plane was one of Katsuya's men. With so many people attacking Mai, it would be easy to subdue her. Unfortunately, Mai was too quick and she opened the emergency door before anyone could blink. With a parachute in hand, Mai dove out of the plane. Katsuya cursed loudly and went after her.

Cairo, Egypt: One of many churches

Yami was standing outside the church where the Gate to Hell resides. No one realized that the gate was under the church since the Catholic Church kept it a secret. They were hoping to keep that evil sealed away by placing a holy church on top of it. The church would forever guard the gate and keep the evil sealed. It did it's job efficiently…until Yami blew a hole in the middle of the church.

"Isn't this blasphemy? I mean putting a hole in a church can't be a good thing."

"Will you shut the hell up? I'm trying to work here!"

"What the heck is that?"

"What the fuck? Who says 'heck' anymore? I heard you swear before so why the clean act now?"

"I'm trying to be respectful to the church."

"Fuck that! I don't have time for this shit! That, moron, is the Gate of Hell. At least, one of the gates."

Yugi didn't get to ask anymore questions as Yami jumped into the gate. As they descended down the gate, they witness unimaginable horrors…at least unimaginable to Yugi. Yami saw all this before. This wasn't his first time down here after all. Eventually, they reached the landing of the gate. Yami forced the ever-reluctant Yugi to venture towards the forsaken palace. Can anyone really blame Yugi for being reluctant? I mean traveling through Hell should be the worst experience anyone has ever or will ever experience.

When they finally reached the palace, the gate opened and sucked the two inside the castle…hard. They hit the wall opposite of the door so hard that they broke their left arm. Yugi was mentally cursing everything in this forsaken land while Yami calmly dragged the body towards the courtroom of the Prince of Lies. Yami didn't care about a broken arm considering this wasn't his body. Yami walked until he was directly in front of the Fallen King himself. With a bow of respect, Yami told the Morningstar about why Yami and Yugi were here. Of course, Lucifer already knew this but he decided to toy with them.

Lucifer continued to toy with them until Azazel appeared. "Well, if it isn't the Lord of Shadows himself. Nice body; get it on a garage sale? Lucifer, this has gone on too long. Let's just deal with them now!"

"Oh, Azazel! Always so damn impatient! Fine! I'm take care of them now." With that said, the Prince of Lies flash froze Yami. That was an amazing feat considering they were in Hell. Hell is not exactly the easiest place to flash freeze anything. Yami was dragged away from the courtroom as the Morningstar viewed the events that has been placed on Shizuka and Mai.

Domino City, Japan: Pier 13

Shizuka flew straight through the roof of a warehouse on Pier 13. She ached all over and she couldn't believe how naïve she was for waling into that trap. Shizuka surveyed her environment when a figure rushed out of the shadow and threw a punched at her. Even injured, Shizuka still could block the attack and flip over her assailant. Unfortunately, he was fast too. The figure threw a sidekick straight into Shizuka with such force that she went flying through several cargo crates. When Shizuka finally caught her breath, she quickly rushed to the highest point in the warehouse. At that exact spot stood her mysterious figure.

"Who the hell are you? No, what the hell are you?"

"Name's Kaiba. Seto Kaiba. I'm going to be the creature that will hang the head of the infamous Mistress Nightfall on his mantle."

"Nice threat. Not going to happen, you wannabe J-pop artist! I've seen scarier clothing on a Barbie!"

"Nice last words. Remind me to rape you after I severely defeat you!"

"Rape me? Tougher-looking guys than you have tried, you noodle-legged pretty boy!"

"Don't underestimate me, Nightfall."

"Don't underestimate me, pretty boy."

Somewhere several thousand feet over Berlin

Mai was comfortably falling towards the ground. She had a parachute on and she was not worried about the creatures aboard the plane. They wouldn't be crazy enough to follow her. Of course, Katsuya is that crazy. He jumped after her and he shouted "wings of all fiends". Similar to his sister's spell, his spell created a pair of dark bat wings with blood dripping from where they popped out Katsuya's back. He easily caught up to Mai and began to make small talk with her.

"Nice dive. It would have been easier on you if you didn't grab that parachute. A nice quick death by impact. Now, I have to kill you nice and slow. I'm sure a pretty whore like yourself wouldn't mind a little pain. I bet it makes you wet just thinking about it."

"Will you shut the fuck up! Who the hell are you? And I'm not a whore, blowjob boy!"

"I'm Lord Lucifer's general. People tend to call me Jou while my real name is Katsuya. Call me whatever you like whore. In the end, those nice lips of yours will be used for more than talking. Prepare to die."

"Like I haven't heard that before. Update your threats kiddo. You sound like a cheesy villain in some amateur's story!"

"Don't underestimate me, whore."

"Don't underestimate me, Jou."

A/N

S. Hawk: Chapter I is closed.

Y. Hawk: There was hardly any violence!

S. Hawk: The next chapter will be violent enough for you. It's a fight between Kaiba and Shizuka and a fight between Mai and Jou.

Ichigo Neko: What happened to Yami?

Seto: He's probably rotting in one of Hell's torture chambers.

S. Hawk: Just keep reading the story and you'll find out what happens.

Chaos: Please R&R!