Miss.Ecofreak: Jay! another udate and more reviews!

Zakura: (reads reviews) Some say that wasn't your best chapter... wonder what is? And Chibisess asks if Jak saw U2 when he was in Ireland?

Miss.Ecofreak: I don't know, did you Jak?

Jak: no, but I think Daxter saw them

Miss.Ecofreak: where is Daxter anyway?

Jak: In Ireland to see them again

Miss.Ecofreak: o.O fine...

CHAPTER 37

JAK, DAXTER AND WELL…EHM…EH QUIT

So Jak and his friends went to the secret weapons factory.

"Look out! Guards!" Daxter said, stating the obvious.

Jak shot the guards before they got time to say "Inhabitants!"

Well threw rocks at them while Civilian Guy helped, by throwing rocks at the large ogre which had appeared out of nowhere.

"Thanks for your help" Jak said to the random person, "Now you can get lost!"

"I would love to, but a crimson guard shot my foot so I can't walk" Civilian Guy said.

He had used one of Ashelins t-shirts (saying "Ratchet is the coolest lombax ever") as a bandage on his right foot although he was hit in the left.

"Well if that's the case you can just stay here and wait for death to come" Jak said and left.

At the roof, Jak, Daxter and Well…ehm…eh met some suspicious people or an abnormally fat person.

"Hey guys!" Krew, the world's fattest bomb maker said, "I've made a bomb which can open the precursor stone!

"Great! And Tess made a gun which can kill you!" Jak said and shot Krew, the world's fattest body who died. (Ms.EF.TDP: I know Tess doesn't make guns in this game but someone had to make it)

"That was the easiest boss ever" the player said.

"Great! There's the heart of Mar" Daxter said pointing at the gem which conveniently was placed on a conveniently placed coffee-table, on the roof, now isn't that weird?

"I'd be the happiest flut-flut ever if that bomb wasn't about to explode" Well said pointing at the bomb which indeed was about to explode.

"And that's a bad thing right?" Jak said.

Then Ashelin came driving in her not-my-favourite zoomer. (Ms.Ef: I hate those; they're slow, hard to control and hard to destroy! (See: destroy the five hellcats))

"Do you need a lift?" she asked.

"Sure" Jak said and jumped up in the zoomer.

Ashelin drove Jak almost to the Hip Hog Heaven when she suddenly realised she had forgotten Daxter.

So she went back to fetch Daxter and drove back almost to the Hip Hog Heaven when she suddenly realised she had forgotten Well.

So she went back to get Well and the zoomer was getting pretty full and drove almost to the Hip Hog Heaven when she suddenly realised she had forgotten to pick up her son at the children's hospital.

So she drove almost to the children's hospital when she suddenly realised there were no hospitals in Haven City (tragic isn't it?) and she also remembered she was a virgin so her having a son would be pretty weird.

So she drove almost back to the Hip Hog when she remembered she had forgotten…

"CAN'T YOU JUST DROP US OF ALREADY?" Jak yelled.

So Ashelin dropped Jak, Daxter and Well…ehm…eh and then she decided to bring the heart of Mar to Keira (though nobody had ever told her Keira needed it) (Ms.Ef: they didn't! how did she know? It's insane!!!)

Jak however, ran inside the Hip Hog Heaven, later known as the Naughty Ottsel before she took out her t-shirt.

"Hey guys" Tess said as they entered.

"Why is Civilian Guy here crying?" Jak asked.

"He misses Erol" Tess said.

Jak didn't really want to know why Civilian was crying, what he really wanted to know was why he was in the Hip Hog when Jak had earlier left him in the weapons factory to die.

"We were so close!" Civilian Guy cried, "He only had four bottles left and we would be in the records book!"

"Yeah. Sad isn't it?" Cornelius asked as he was dancing and planning a funeral party for his hopefully departed brother.

"You know what? Whatever time-map Krew, the world's fattest beer hid in that machine" Tess said pointing at the Wack-a-metalhead-game in the corner, "He looked really fat"

"He always looks fat" Jak commented.

"Whatever time-map it is, Krew, the world's fattest father won't need it anymore he is, shall we say… dead" Daxter said.

"NO! NO MORE PAYMENT!" Civilian Guy cried knocking Erol's beer over.

Erol's spirit was really angry and decided to haunt Civilian Guy till his death… by possessing Jak making him shot Civilian Guy to make him shut up (or Jak might have done that all by himself, but the ghost-story seem much more likely)

"Step aside Jak" Daxter said to his friend who was at the other side of the bar. Daxter walked towards the game, "I'm going to beat this game and get the time map Krew, the world's fattest friend hid in it"

But before Daxter got to the machine, Jak shot it, making the time map fall out.

"…I guess that works as well" Daxter said.

Jak picked up the time map but suddenly he noticed something quite scary behind his old friend.

"Dax, there's a metalhead behind you!" he screamed.

"Yeah right" Daxter said turning around, noticing there was a metalhead behind him, "What the?"
Jak shot the metalhead.

"Metalheads! Where's Sig when you need him?" he said.

"That's what I wanted say!" Daxter complained.

"Sig? I think…" Tess said before Civilian Guy (who had just woken up after being shot and fainted) interrupted.

"He's in the under-port!" he said.

"Line thief!" Tess said before she stole Jak's bellowed scatter gun (making Jak cry) and used it to shot the civilian so he fainted again and gave the gun back to Jak.

"Don't ever leave me like that again" Jak said hugging his scatter gun.

"Thanks Tess, come on Jak, let's get to the under-port, you to Santa" Daxter said.

"Santa? Where is he? You're not talking about me again are you?" Well asked.

Miss.Ecofreak: Do you know what always annoyed be as I watched this on the game? Tess and Ashelin said they would bring the heart of Mar and the time map to Keira. BUT NOBODY EVER MENTIONED SHE NEEDED IT!

Zakura: maybe Keira had called and asked for them earlier?

Miss.Ecofreak: maybe... please review people of Europe, Africa, Australia, Asia and Amerika... in other words, please review earthlings.