Zakura: welcome back to the fic and... Ecofreak? why are you crying?

Miss.Ecofreak: (crying)my jokes aren't as good as they used to be, I've like used up all the good ones

Zakura: one negative review and she falls apart completely (rolls her eyes)

Miss.Ecofreak: (crying) and I wasn't even able to write Amerika, what's with me?

Zakura: Now that you know it's written with a c, why did you still say Amerika instead of America?

Miss.Ecofreak: old habits die hard. It's written with a K in norwegian, but anyway. (stops crying and goes from very sad to extemely happy) Welcome back to another hopefully hilarious chapter:) Although this chapter shows one thing I really hated about Jak2. VIN! WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE!

Zakura: you do realise he's just a CGI? he's not real you know

Miss.Ecofreak: neither is Sasuke (Naruto-character)

Zakura: but he's still gorgeous (hugs a Sasuke-doll)

Miss.Ecofreak: he's not even of your species

Zakura: neither is Vin

Miss.Ecofreak: I don't like Vin that way, but he's a fun character (Anyone who has played Jak3: I KNOW about the hologram thing, but Vin was so much better in real life)

Zakura: I find Sasuke a fun character to!

Miss.Ecofreak: ... sure. on with the chapter (This was orignally shorter but I extended it)

Zakura: the readers thank you

CHAPTER 38

FINALLY VIN IS GONE

At the power station the highly annoying Vin was busy trying to get he shield walls up again

"Shit! The metalheads are going to get me! We're all doomed! ASSASSINS! I AM DOOMED!" He said before the assassins in his office shot and killed the poor guy (Ms.EF: NOOOOO! Not Vin!)

"Take that you annoying little freak!" Mort the assassin said.

"Yes! Finally the world is free from that highly annoying foreman!" Bunny the assassin-metalhead said before they were both killed by Miss. Ecofreak and her killer rabbit.

Down in the under-port Jak and his happy two friends found a not-so-happy wastelander.

"Hi guys" Sig said sounding annoyingly enough like Tess, "Do you want to come shoot metalheads?"

"Sounds like fun" Jak said happily and shot the female metalheads.

"Man was I set up!" Sig said as the angry character he was, "Krew, the world's fattest smartass sent me down here to open a few doors with the ruby key and then all these girls appeared!" he pointed, not at the metalheads as you might have thought but at something even more annoying, his fan club.

"IIIIIIIIIII! IT'S SIG!" Sig's fan club screamed.

"How am I going to kill metalheads with them around?" Sig asked.

"I can take them if you want me to" Daxter said.

"Oh Thanks Dax" Sig said.

"IIIIIII! IT'S DAXTER!" Daxter's new fan club screamed and every one of them ran towards Daxter so they could have his autograph.

"Thank god that's over. I was afraid they were going to take my poopsie bear away from me" Sig said.

Jak and Well (Daxter was surrounded my fan girls) looked at Sig with a puzzled expression.

"But enough of that, let's get out of here before we get eaten by a killer rabbit" Sig said before he got eaten by a killer rabbit.

"That can't be good" Jak said.

"What's plan b?" Well said.

"Well, first of all, we need to get Daxter away from Sig's old fan club… then we will have to find out what plan b is" Jak said.

Suddenly a communicator appeared out of nowhere.

"I know what plan b is!" Kor said in the other end, "SAVE MY ASS!"

"Okay. We need to get Daxter away from Sig's old fan club and save Kor's ass" Jak said.

"But how are we going to get the fan girls away?" Well asked.

Jak thought for a moment, and then he got an idea.

A few moments later, Daxter's new fan club was still lying on top of the ottsel until one of them screamed "Look! What an adorable little rabbit!"

So all the fan girls ran over to pet little Zakura and Daxter was finally free.

"Thanks buddy, who would have known that it's so hard to be popular?" Daxter said.

"I already knew that" the half-way choked Zakura said from under the pile of fan girls.

"Come on! Let's go kill Ko… the metal head leader!" Well said.

"Sure, but first we got to save the metal hea… Kor. He might be dying" Jak said.

Miss.Ecofreak: funny enough for you?????

Zakura: relax, you can't make everyone like you

Miss.Ecofreak: I guess not. But at least this has to be funnier than the original dork2 (norwegian version), I added the fan club as I translated it and this chapter was shorter, only including the killing of Vin

Zakura: who wasnot killed by metalheads as everybody thouhgt he was

Miss.Ecofreak: Bunny is a metalhead. but she was also the only one. I remember when I sketched Bunny in the comic once, she looked like a metal-covered bunny with a skull gem

Zakura: gotta love the bunnies. Although rabbits are way cuter.

Miss.Ecofreak: So, was this funny or do you feel like printing it and flush it down the toilet? if you feel like flushing it, don't, it's a total waste of paper. just review.