Miss.Ecofreak: welcome back to another pointless update, first I want to give a small comment on the review sent in by Malik Ming. Don't worry, what's the point in review if you can't say your own oppinions

Zakura: and whenever she's crying, she's usually faking

Miss.Ecofreak: NO I'M NOT! (starts crying)

Zakura: see? she did it again

Miss.Ecofreak: (stops crying and goes from very sad to very happy once more) enough of that. Have any of you noticed that whenever you killa kg or metalhead, their bodies dissappear... Not this time though.

CHAPTER 39

DEAD BODY

After the dramatic escape from the fanatic fans the unhappy three friends decided to go look for Kor at the shopping mall.

To get there they took a shortcut over the construction site.

"I hope we won't get attacked by axe murderers" Daxter said.

"No, or get shot by that alien ship up there" Jak said pointing at an andalite fighter that crashed nearby.

A badly injured andalite came out.

"Help me" the andalite said.

But Jak and co ignored Elfangor (that's the andalite's name) and let the yeerks end his suffering.

"Look! Baron Praxis has Kor!" Well said.

And sure enough, baron Praxis had Kor.

"Yo Kor! Wazzup?" Jak said.

"Ah, I'm fine" Kor said,"Now let me reveal my secret identity and surprise you all so much that you die"

Then suddenly Kor transformed into a giant metalhead.

"No! That's not possible!" Jak said, "It can't be… a male metalhead!"

"That's right! I'm the metalhead leader! And those of you who never noticed that are morons! Now, give me the precursor stone!" Metal Kor yelled at Praxis.

"NO! You can't have it!" Praxis said stubborn.

Then Metal Kor took out his gigantic gun and shoot Praxis.

"I want that stone!" he said and ran away crying.

"UGLY!" Jak cried and ran over to baron Praxis who was lying under a large bullet.

Jak removed the bullet.

"Thanks for saving me, and here I was thinking you wanted to kill me" baron Praxis said.

"Now what makes you think that? Where's the stone?" Jak asked.

"There" Praxis said, pointing at the precursor stone which was lying on the ground where Kor just stood.

"Thanks" Jak said before dropping the bullet on Praxis' head, he's definitely dead now.

"Finally! We got the stone!" Daxter said, he ran over to the precursor stone and put it in Well's pocket.

"Eh? Daxter? You better come look. I think it's still… I mean not alive" Jak said.

"What is it?" Well said as soon as he was done with his victory dance.

"There's a dead body here" Jak said.

"Of course it's a dead body! You didn't expect Praxis to survive having a large bullet fall on him twice did you?" Daxter said.

"That's not the point! Whenever people die in this game their bodies disappear. They don't just lie on the ground" Jak said.

"No, you're right" Daxter said, and they all looked at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

An hour later, Torn entered the location wearing a t-shirt saying "Praxis is the best super model ever".

"Hi guys! Are you going to kill Metal Kor or just stay here the whole day?" he asked.

"We're just looking at this dead body with a puzzled expression" Daxter said.

"Oh man" Torn said and looked at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

Another hour later, Ashelin came in.

"Hi Tornyboy. There you are! What are you looking at?" she asked.

"Your father's dead. But his body is still here" Torn said.

"Great t-shirt" Ashelin said, looking at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

An hour later Shadow came in wearing a t-shirt saying "Mar has a nice body".

"Listen up! We've got more important stuff to do than just standing here looking at…" suddenly Shadow noticed Praxis' body and looked at it with a puzzled expression, "Curious"

Another hour later Samos came in wearing a t-shirt saying "Praxis has an ugly body" (the two Samoses switched t-shirts)
"Sorry I'm late, I had to help Artemis Fowl with his homework and comfort Sasuke after he lost his favourite teddy bear, is the body still here?" he asked.

"Sure" Jak said.
"Cool" Samos replied and smiled at the look of Praxis' body.

Two minus one hour later Keira entered the set wearing a t-shirt saying "greenish yellow hair is so sexy"

"Hello! Aren't anyone going to help me finish my riftrider?" she asked.

"Sorry my love, we were to busy looking at this thing" Jak said.

"Is it dead?" Keira asked and looked at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

An hour later… snore… Brutter came in.

"Brutter wonders what everybody is looking at?" he asked.

"Praxis is dead, and his body is still here" Keira said.

"Oh?" Brutter said and looked at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

Only half an hour later, Cornelius came in with his trusted bird Tanya.

"I know I don't have a role in this story but… what the heck are you doing?" he asked.

"What's under that bullet? Gasp! A dead man!" Tanya screamed and looked at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

"What?" Cornelius said and looked at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression, "Pity it wasn't Erol"

An hour later Onin came in on her Harley Davidson (can you imagine that?) followed by Pecker.

"Onin says: why are you wasting time? You have to defeat the final boss or this game will never be completed! Right old lady?" Pecker said translating Onin's waving.

Onin waved some more while looking at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

"What are you saying?" Pecker asked and looked at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

One hour later Jinx, the extremely friendly man, came.

"I'm sick and tired of waiting for Dork3 now, what are you morons doing?!" he asked.

"Maybe they're watching something good at TV?" his friend Mog suggested.

"No, it's a dead guy" Jak answered.

And guess what Jinx and Mog did next! They looked at Praxis' body with a puzzled expression.

"This isn't getting me anywhere!" the player said and skipped the cinematic.

Zakura: well that didn't make any sence

Miss.Ecofreak: since when did this story make sence? If any of you have read animorphs 1 you might (or should) notice there's a little (big) resemblence to it at the start of this chapter

Zakura: oh, poor Sasuke-kun is crying! I have to help him (runs of to find Sasuke's non-existing teddy bear)

Miss.Ecofreak: fine... log in next time for another stupid chapter of Dork2 Recless driving (and the title doesn't make sence, I am aware of that:))