Miss.Ecofreak: we're back, with the second last chapter in dork2. I apologise to everyone who expected more than 41 chapters but some of them just ended up being quite borring while others were put together to make short chapters longer. Look on the bright side, if I keep this up I might upload Dork3 the day after tomorow

Zakura: if your mother/father lets you use the internett five days in a row

Miss.Ecofreak: Right... In this chapter Dork2 takes a different turn than Jak2, something should have happened here.. but it didn't. R&R

CHAPTER 40

THE FINAL BATTLE (IN DORK2 THAT IS)

Jak and Daxter finally reached the metalheads nest, along with their flut-flut/leprechaun-friend Well…ehm…eh.

"Finally! The precursor stone is mine!" Metal Kor said as they entered his nest.

"I think you're forgetting one thing metalo maniac!" Daxter said, "The stone is in Well's pocket!"

"Not for long! The boy will now play his final part!" Metal Kor said.

Right next to the metal head, the kid was indeed doing his part; he played Romeo in Romeo and Juliet at a large stage.

Unfortunately he wasn't very good, seeing he was a mute.

"That's not right! Can't you do anything?!" The director (who was directing the play) said.

"Well that made sense" Jak said.

"And now you shall die!" Metal Kor said.

"Not yet!" the director yelled,"You haven't told them about the kid yet!"

"Stop meddling in out affairs!" Metal Kor said.

"Just ignore me and do your part right!" the director said, "And what's that leprechaun doing here? There's no leprechaun in the script!"

"What leprechaun?" Well asked.

"That guy is getting on my nerves" Jak said.

"DIE!" Kor yelled.

"That's the spirit!" the director said,"Just… why are you aiming at me?"

He never got an answer, he got shot and died.

"Finally! That annoying person died!" Jak said.

"Yes! And finally I can reveal a secret which will make all Jak and Daxter-fans faint in surprise!" Kor said, "The boy is you Jak"

"Cool" Jak said, not wondering how that four-year old kid could be him who was in his early twenties.

The kid smiled, he did not wonder how he could be standing two places at once because he was just as dumb (or dumber) than his older self.

Suddenly Keira (wearing a shirt saying "the kid is cute") came in on a large lurker balloon along with Samos (wearing a shirt saying "He sure is") and Samos (wearing a shirt saying "Can't agree more")

"Here we are! And we brought a time machine!" Keira said.

"Yes, now let's send little Jak and younger Samos back to Sandover while we stay here and suffer under countless wars" Samos (the older one) said.

"That sounds promising" Keira said when she heard about her dark future.

So little Jak and Shadow sat down in the riftrider.

"I'll take good care of the kid!" he shouted as he left.

"Just make sure he doesn't knock his friend into a hole of dark eco!" Daxter shouted.

"And make sure the crimson guards don't get him when he returns!" Jak shouted.

"And make sure I don't knock my finger with a hammer!" Keira shouted.

Unfortunately, their shouting was pointless.

Little Jak did knock his best friend into a hole of dark eco, making mentioned friend transform into an ottsel just like Daxter (funny huh?), and he was captured by the crimson guards, just like Jak was when he returned.

And Keira did knock her finger with a hammer, more than once.

So from that day on, they all hated Samos for not stopping them from ruining their own lives.

So they all went back to Haven City (Kor too)

"You know what? I've got a feeling we forgot something" Daxter said on the way home.

"Nah, probably nothing of importance" Jak said.

Back in the metal head nest, a green gem was lying on the ground.

"Hello?" a precursor's voice said from inside the stone/egg, "Anybody there?"

Then the baby precursor started crying.

Miss.Ecofreak: he he. the precursor never came out (giggles)

Zakura: what are you going to do in Dork3 when it's supposed to appear?

Miss.Ecofreak: we'll see to that problem later, but in the meantime, REVIEW! and if it sucks, tell me, I promise not to cry

Zakura: your story sucks

Miss.Ecofreak: I won't cry... (starts crying)

Zakura: moron. Log on next time for the very last chapter of Dork2!