A/N: This is the second to last chapter everybody! After this, it's the end! No more! Nada! Zilch! Zip! And all that jazz! Yep! Just one more chapter!
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To izzy6392: Yay! I appreciate your fandom. Just to let you know, all chapters will be added on Friday between 9-9:30, E/P time. Or, you could just put me on Author Alert . . . but it doesn't matter! Anyway, thanks a lot!
To Wolfboy1988: Awesome . . . Well, not really. The head is a sensitive place.
To disappearer/Syani: I know . . . I have to agree with you on that one. THAT IS A FUNNY FIC! I'm glad you told me about it! And I'm really sorry that I pissed you off. Whatever it was, I didn't mean to do it. (frowns)
To Iyou: That is pretty insane OO. I'm getting a headache just thinking about it! And yes, it was because of the curse. How do I even think?
To Prominence Flare: Well . . . there's got to be some way to end the story, and that's the only way I can think of. I'll take that idea into consideration!
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To Sara Grayson: Hello again! I don't remember that at all . . . Very strange. Then again, I haven't seen the movie in, like, the longest time! And I'm totally DEEP that you hear the story so much!
To Ra-Cho: No no no! The last Review was not at all too long! There's no such thing as a Review that's too long! What if life is a reality show? Even though I personally don't like them . . . DAMN YOU SURVIVOR FOR MAKING REALITY TV! Ooo! That's another good idea! Thanks for the inspiration!
To SpiderSquirrel: I'm so glad you lophed it! (watches you kill unconscious Cyborg) Well there went a character that is somewhat important to this chapter . . . Oh well!
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And now the chapter!
Raven woke up bright and early with a huge smile plastered on her face. Today, they were going to see if they could put the end to the thing that made their lives so wacky. The thing that made everyone look at things with a different perspective. The thing that had put Triforce90 on some people's Favorite Authors and Author Alert lists.
"Wait," said Raven to herself as she looked at the above paragraph. "Who is Triforce90?"
I don't know.
Raven shrugged, then hastily got out of bed. Yes . . . Today was going to be the day that the curse was lifted.
. . . Or was it?
Raven hopped into the main room, eager to get started on their new project.
"Hey Raven," said Beast Boy as he looked up from something in his hands. "Ready?"
"Ready!"
Robin and Starfire walked into the room, eager to get this thing started with. For the first time since she changed, Starfire was eager to help. Cyborg slowly wandered after them, looking at lights, walls, etc.
"OK team!" said Robin as he walked over to the kitchen. He grabbed his famous general hat and looked at his team of freaks seriously. "Today is the day that we're going to try to relieve the curse! Does everyone know what we're going to have to do?"
Raven, Starfire, and Beast Boy nodded their heads. Cyborg didn't, as he was too busy looking at all the fascinating things in life. Raven looked at him, then grabbed his head and shook it up and down.
"Well let me brief you anyway, just in case you forgot," said Robin. He then turned towards the readers. "And you guys! You better listen up! This is important!"
"Who are you talking to?" asked Beast Boy, looking in the direction Robin was looking at.
"Huh," said Robin, once again looking at the readers. "I could've sworn somebody was there . . ."
"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?" asked Raven, eyes wandering around the room in a skeptical manner.
"Alright then, listen up!" said Robin, once again focussing his attention to his team. "I'm only going to brief you once, so pay attention! We're going to use the vast wonders of Google to find out where the infamous Samara Morgan is! We'll kidnap her and take her to the Tower, where she'll be forced to live with us until we build a time machine! Then, we'll make her see what horrible things she made us do!"
"And what if that plan backfires, general?" asked Starfire, slowly getting into the swing of things.
"Then . . . uh . . . we'll beg for mercy like real men!"
"And girls," said Raven, smiling perkily.
"All in favor of this operation say 'Aye!'"
"Aye!"
"Aye."
"AYE!"
They waited patiently for Cyborg's response, but failed to realize that he had not paid a word of attention. Raven fwapped him on the back of the head, where he then hazily said "Aye."
"Alright then!" said Robin. "TO THE PRIVATE JET!"
"Initiating launch sequence in five . . . four . . . three . . ."
"Robin," said Raven, poking her head into the cockpit. "We're just taking off the runway, not flying into space."
"Oh yeah," said Robin, looking back through the windshield.
Raven left the cockpit, then grabbed a speaker that was hanging on one of the walls.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the seatbelt sign. Please buckle up, and remember, CLICK IT OR TICKET!"
She then put the speaker back on the wall, then headed over to a seat, sat down, and buckled her own seatbelt. Then, turning towards the readers, she made a huge goofy smile.
"Remember kids, click it or ticket! Seatbelts save lives!" She then did a thumbs-up, then sat back in her chair like nothing of the sort had happened.
Robin stepped on the gas pedal (what . . .?) and the plane began to pick up speed. He then pressed the up button, and sure enough, the plane rocketed into the air, leaving the Tower a distant figure.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you are now free to move about the cabin. We'll be reaching our destination in about . . . five hours, maybe? I don't know . . ."
Beast Boy came walking down the isle dressed in a flight attendants outfit and pushing a cart. He stopped in front of Starfire and motioned to his cart.
"Peanuts?" he asked, shoving a bag of peanuts in Starfire's face. She shook her head no, then looked out the window.
"Soda?"
Starfire shook her head no.
"Headset for the movie?"
Starfire looked over to Beast Boy. "What movie?"
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
"Sure," said Starfire, digging into her pockets. She then pulled out a five-dollar bill and gave it to Beast Boy, who then took off with a satisfied grin on his face.
Raven stood up once again and spoke into the speaker.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be experiencing some turbulence . . . Well, actually we're not. More like the hydraulics that we put in the plane yesterday. To make a full effect, we're going to turn up some rap/hip-hop music and play it really loud."
Raven turned on a stereo, and the plane was soon blasting Nelly all over the plane. The plane began bouncing up and down in the air to the rhythm, which also made the Titans bounce around in their seats. Raven, who was still standing up, however, fell to the isle.
A businessman reached into the front seat pocket in front of him, pulling out the SkyMall Magazine. He looked out the window to see a large jet flying next to them, but bouncing up and down in the air.
"Damn street freaks," muttered the man as he opened the magazine to women's bikinis.
"Ladies and gentleman, we're about to arrive. Please put your tables and all that other crap into their upright and locked position! And remember to put on your seatbelt! They save lives!"
The plane touched down in the middle of a forest. How? I don't know. Use your imaginations!
So, they touched down and slowly all the Titans came out of the plane. They looked around, awing the trees and all the wonderful scenery. Then, like all good tourists do, forgot about it and went to wherever they were going.
The five were soon standing in front of Cabin 5, looking at the large wooden building in front of them. Beside the building was a plaque.
"Washington Historical Place," read Raven from the plaque. "This is the place where Samara Morgan got shoved down a well by her maniacal mother. The girl sat down in there for seven days, doing nothing . . . Just sitting. She then used her hoo-ha powers to make a videotape, and anyone who watched the tape it would die in seven days. Because we don't care, this place is still being used for lodging."
"Did she really have powers, or did she just think she did?" asked Cyborg, putting a hand to his chin.
"Mmm . . ." said Robin, looking at Cyborg. "Maybe you should stay out her and guard the place, Cyborg."
"Good idea!" said Beast Boy, walking towards the cabin's door. "Just stay here, and make sure nobody comes in! Lie if you have to!"
Cyborg apparently didn't hear a word, for he remained the way he was. The Titans, however, had better thing to do and opened the door to the cabin.
. . . Only to scream in terror at what they saw.
"WOAH!" shouted Raven, covering her eyes. Starfire just stood there, half-shocked, while Robin and Beast Boy stared with wide eyes.
"Uh," began Beast Boy. "Sorry! Real sorry, folks! Continue what you were doing! We were never here!" He then shut the door.
"I'm officially scarred for life," said Raven, removing her hands from her eyes. "I never want to see something like that ever again."
Starfire sighed in aggravation. "Great. What do we do now?"
"Just wait for them to finish, I guess," said Robin. "I'm so pissed though. That is not how you bake an apple pie!"
Raven, Beast Boy, and Starfire nodded.
After about ten minutes, the door to the cabin opened.
"Sorry about that," said a guy as he poked his head out the door. "We were just making a pie for the manager for letting us stay here. I feel so violated . . ."
"You should've locked your door or something, man!" shouted Beast Boy, waving his arms around. "You're just lucky we weren't some perverted maniacal stalkers or something!"
"Well, we're about to leave," said the guy, wiping his hands on a towel. "Did you guys want to come in and look around the place?"
"We need to do something very important!" said Robin, a fierce look on his face. "There's a girl in a well, and we need to kidnap her!"
"Is that so?" asked the man, looking a little weirded out. "Well, in that case, we'll leave you guys to do all that without any distractions. Come on, Helen!"
A lady walked out, luggage in hand. "I'm sorry about you having to see that," said Helen, frowning to the Titans.
"Just lock your doors next time. You don't know who could be watching!" said Robin, smiling. "And remember to use protection! We wouldn't want you to burn your hands or something."
The lady smiled then walked towards a car, where the guy was already waiting. They drove off, and the Titans waved (except for Cyborg, who was watching a dust speck float by).
"REMEMBER YOUR SEATBELTS!" shouted Raven.
"I can't believe those people had the nerve to make a pie with a wood oven!" said Beast Boy, clearly pissed off.
"Well, they learned their lesson," said Robin. "But I wonder why nobody has wondered why I'm nude . . ."
The Titans (except Cyborg) shrugged, then turned around and walked into the cabin.
"This place is a mess," said Starfire, looking around the cabin.
"Maybe the guy lost control or something," said Robin.
(A/N: OK. That's enough with the sexual/pie jokes.)
Raven pulled out a piece of paper, and all the Titans (except Cyborg!) looked over her shoulder.
"The map says that the well should be right under us!" said Raven, looking up triumphantly.
All the Titans then heard a crack, then felt the floor begin to give out. They looked at eachother, wondering what was going on (Cyborg included!). They soon found out, however, because the wooden floor broke and the Titans fell.
But they didn't fall in the well, because they forgot to realize that there a lid sealing it. Yes, they all fell five feet and unexpectedly hit a stone lid. That isn't too good for the legs.
"OW!" shouted Beast Boy. "I THINK I CRACKED SOMETHING!"
"That was my wrist," said Raven, grabbing her wrist and wiggling it around.
"Oh," said Beast Boy. "Well then, I'm fine."
The Titans all got off the lid (with Cyborg!) and stood on the ground, looking at the well with wonder.
"It really does exist," said Starfire, almost thrilled.
"Cyborg, help me push this lid back!" said Robin as he began shoving on the lid.
"The law of force permits me to do such things," said Cyborg, pushing on the lid. "A force greater than it makes it move! It's so interesting . . ."
The lid was already off the well now, and this gave the Titans permission to look down.
"That's a long way down," said Beast Boy.
Raven reached into her capris and pulled out a penny, then tossed it into the well.
They could hear the penny breaking against the air.
. . . This went on for about twenty minutes . . .
SPLOOSH!
"That is a long way down!" said Raven, clapping her hands with excitement. "ME FIRST!"
She hopped over the stone wall and into the well, where she fell . . . and fell . . . and fell . . .
SPLOOSH!
"IT'S OK GUYS!" said Raven from down below. "IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY, THOUGH. SO ROBIN, WRAP UP!"
"Aw man," said Robin, downcast. He noticed an afghan hanging off of the couch and draped it over his shoulders. He jumped into the well . . . but he fell like he was attached to a parachute!
And because of that, it took about four times as long.
"I'M IN!" said Robin from below.
Cyborg hopped in, and because of his massive weight, hit the water much sooner.
"THE FORCE OF GRAVITY IS INDEED STRONGER! IT'S SO INTERESTING!"
Starfire rolled her eyes, then leaped in. She too hit the water, permitting Beast Boy to swan dive.
Beast Boy then continued to fall, noticing how long it really did take to hit the water. He soon saw light being reflecting, however, and knew that he was close.
"Preparing for impact!" said Beast Boy with a big smile on his face. He hit the water hard, and the coldness stung his face.
He surfaced and gasped for breath. The water must've been about . . . seven feet deep?
He soon saw a small outcropping to his right and immediately swam to it. He then saw his friends, who were all standing there and waiting patiently.
Robin was shivering, not able to take the cold anymore. The afghan really didn't help either.
Raven was dancing to the echoes of the wind, while Starfire was sitting on the ground, eyes closed. Cyborg was looking at a lump of clay he had snuck into the cabin.
"OK!" said Robin, suddenly overcoming his chill. "We're all here! Now let's see where this random outcropping takes us!"
"My guess is that it will lead us to Samara!" said Raven. "Then we'll gag her, blindfold her, stuff her in a body bag, load her onto the plane, take off, touchdown, go inside, build a time portal, make her suffer our same past, and then live the rest of our normal lives!"
"Yay!" shouted Beast Boy. "Let's go now!"
The five walked along the outcropping, not having the slightest idea where they were going. The small ledge soon turned into a narrow, long, dark tunnel, where none of the Titans could see anything.
"It's getting darker," said Robin. "But keep walking. We're getting closer . . ."
"Yeah," said Raven. "Hey Beast Boy . . ."
"AAAH! SOMETHING'S GOT ME!" screamed Beast Boy.
"That's me!" said Raven as she fwapped Beast Boy's unseen head.
"That was my head," said Starfire, clearly pissed.
"Oops . . ." Raven chuckled. "Sorry . . ."
"LOOK!" shouted Beast Boy, pointing ahead only to jab Robin's eye. "A LIGHT!"
And indeed there was a light! I light at the end of the tunnel!
Starfire gasped in joy. "Are we dead?"
"No," said Robin, shielding his eyes as they got closer. "Something's in there. It's not a normal light either."
The five then heard a strange beeping noise . . . Lots of them, in fact! Several of the same beeping noises were getting louder as they got closer to the light!
They soon came close enough to the light and realized that they weren't outside . . . They were in a room!
Computers everywhere were beeping and going off, and each one displayed some kind of view of the inside of a house.
"So the noises were computers," said Raven to herself. She was then hushed, however, when Robin closed her mouth and pointed in front of them.
A girl with long black hair was sitting in an office chair, typing away at a computer. Raven grabbed Beast Boy and the changeling immediately nodded, remembering he was not allowed to harm the girl in any way.
The girl kicked back, allowing the wheels on the chair to take her to another computer. Apparently, the girl had no idea that the Titans were there.
An alarm started going off and the room flashed red to blue, red to blue.
"Oh!" said the girl. "I got a live one!"
She shut off the alarm and went over to one of the many computers, where she pressed a button. A paper shot out of a slot, and the girl picked it up and studied it carefully.
"Let's see . . ." the girl got out of the chair and walked over to a phone in the center of the room. The phone was sitting on a red pillow on top of a podium. And to top it off, it had a glass protective dome to cover it. The girl picked up the dome and grabbed the handle on the phone.
"281-867-5309," said the girl as she punched the numbers on the phone.
On the other side, a voice timidly said "Hello?"
"Seven days . . ." she whispered, then hung up the phone, put the case over it, and went back to a computer as if nothing had happened.
"So that's how she does it!" said Raven, putting her fist in an open palm. "I'll get millions selling her secret!"
Raven didn't notice her fatal mistake until it was too late. The black-haired girl turned around in the chair, startled. It was Samara! But you didn't see that coming . . . Did you?
"Oh . . ." said Samara. "It's you."
"Why isn't your face all decomposed and stuff?" asked Beast Boy.
"Long story. Can't tell. Got to get back to work."
She then turned around and continued to type on a computer once more. A ding rang throughout the room, making Samara stand up and sigh.
"Time to work my magic!" she said as she walked over to a box of something. "Excuse me. I got to put on my face."
She opened the box to reveal a professional makeup kit.
"So it turns out that the little girl that kills people is a professional makeup artist?" asked Robin, a bit confused. "Weird!"
In about twenty minutes, Samara was now her decomposed self. She threw her hair over her face, then turned to the Titans.
"Be right back. I got to go kill this one guy."
She walked over to a computer and pressed a button, and an image of a well was displayed in gray and white. She backed up and grabbed her makeup kit, then ran towards the screen and jumped towards it. She was no longer there . . . The computer had sucked her up!
The Titans just stood there, wondering what the hell just happened.
"What the hell just happened?" asked Starfire. Everyone else shrugged.
In about twenty more minutes, Samara came tumbling out of the computer monitor. She got up and walked over to a sink, where she washed off all the makeup that she had oh-so carefully applied.
Once that was done, she turned around to look at the Titans. "What do you want?"
"Well, uh . . ." said Raven. "First, I want to know why you didn't just leave that makeup on so you wouldn't have to do it in the first place."
Samara just stood there, glaring at Raven. "Next?"
"How come people die by looking in your eye, but only when you have all that makeup stuff on?"
"Because, girl! That could scare the crap out of anybody! It's not that little . . . magic stuff! It's a normal heart attack!"
"Third, how did you curse us?"
Samara just stood there and glared at Raven once more. "Is that it?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Good." Samara turned around and walked back over to one of her computers.
The Titans looked at eachother, and then Starfire pushed Robin and motioned to speak up.
"Uh . . ." said Robin, not knowing what to say. "Don't move! We're holding you hostage! For real!"
Samara turned around and stared at the Titans. Just stared . . . and cracked up. She fell out of her chair and rolled around on the ground, laughing as if the greatest joke ever had been revealed.
The five stared at the girl, and then looked at eachother. Robin held out his right hand to Raven, who reached into her pockets and dug around. She smiled and pulled out a large roll of duct tape.
Robin took the tape and headed over to Samara, who was still cracking up. Beast Boy and Starfire followed him, and on the count of three lifted the girl up. Robin quickly wrapped the girl in tape, and before too long she looked like a mummy from the neck down.
Cyborg walked over to the girl, picked her up, and put her over his shoulder. The six of them headed out of the room, and the long tunnel was filled with the best gift in the world . . . a child's maniacal laughter.
Raven reached into her pockets once again and pulled out a grappling hook, which she handed to Cyborg, who threw it with all his might with one hand. A clank was heard and the rope was given to Robin, who soon began his assent. Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy followed soon after, who were then followed by Cyborg and the laughing Samara.
They soon reached the top, where they sealed the well and headed back to the cabin's door. The opened it, piled out, and headed towards the plane. There, they all got on and took their seats while Raven made a brief safety tip on seat belts, and they all took off.
By that time, Samara had gotten over her laugh attack and demanded to be taken back. She did this for the rest of the trip.
When they got back to the tower, she immediately tried hopping into the TV to get back home, but instead only ended up knocking herself unconscious. The Titan's shrugged and began making blueprints on their Time Portal, which wouldn't let them go back and relive the past, but to gaze through a glass window and see what happened.
It was this way that the Titans hoped Samara would realize her mistake.
This chapter was fun to write! Probably because I didn't have to think about fillers and making the Titans do weird stuff!
Sorry if that whole "pie" scene offended anybody. It was all for humor!
The next chapter is the last one! I hope to see you there! Send lots of Reviews to make me miss you even more!