When Titans Go Weird Chapter 8: The End, a teen titans fanfic

A/N: This is it! The last chapter! And I'm kind of sad about it . . .

This has been my most successful fic on my career of being a writer on this website. Despite the fact that I had a penname about a year ago (TriforceofWisdom) and I had a very successful "Question and Answer" fic, I believe this is my greatest work. Though it was short in chapters, it had a lot of Reviews! And good ones, I might wish to add!

This is where you guys come in! I want to thank each and everyone of you for Reviewing my story. Actually, I never expected it to get this popular! You all made me very happy, and I hope that my future fics will make you guys happy as well!

And just because I'll miss you guys so much, I'm going to make this chapter extra long! I hope you guys enjoy it!

And now, the final response from me to the Reviews!

To theKRITIC: . . . Huh?

To TitanGhost: Oh! Please feel free to use this stuff on the outtakes! Thank you very much for making me feel special!

To Endor Glorshe ne Dinder the 2nd: Glad you liked it!

To Iyou: Uh . . . To tell you the truth, when I saw your Review, I had already written the whole chapter! Hope that doesn't upset you or anything. I don't know why it would . . . But oh well!

To lil-cloudiekins: The first Review I read from you, I thought it said "I love you!" I have no idea why! Yes . . . Sharpies hurt. They also hurt if they don't give you a migraine . . . They make it painful to breathe! And yippie for you for going to Hot Topic! Every Friday, you say? That's a lot . . .

To Ra-Cho: I feel so loved! (hugs you) OOO! LINT! (runs off with lint and shouts back at you) I'm glad you think the Samara plot is good. It came from the back of my noodle! Leave it to randomness for helping me out! And this is the last chapter . . . One last Review from you! (sniff) That is, unless you check out any of my future fics . . .

To afterdark: I loved Raven's safety issues when I wrote it! It all came from the back of my noodle! Please update GROSS as soon as possible! Aw . . . You think my story is great? That's so awesome! Goodbye my friend . . .

To YRProcks66: Yeah! That girl's cool! (stares at girl some more) I'm sorry you don't want the story to end . . . I don't want it to end also. I'LL MISS YOU! You don't get the pie thing? And I didn't really understand what you said after that . . . But you don't need to explain it, because I won't be able to respond, as there won't be another chapter . . . WAAAAH! (waves goodbye spastically)

To BlackHeart: Dude! After I read your Review for the first time I had to look botox up in the dictionary! That must've been very painful . . . How did you live through it. But I'm guessing that's a compliment and all, seeing that I made you laugh so much that you went into pain!

To izzy6392: Ah . . . I'll be sad to see you go away! And uh . . . yeah . . . that's pretty much it for me too!

To CreatorofKitty: I'm glad you did! I had to explain it somebody, actually! (freaks out) Here's the next and last chapter now!

To Cephas: (stares at you with quizzical face) Eh?

To moonstar16sr: THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY! (dances with Raven. Then turns solemn and dresses in black and mourns) SHE'S DEAD! I KILLED HER! WAH! Yes, I was smirking at the screen. But not because I hate you! Because you made me laugh! (waves goodbye spastically)

To disappearer/Syani: Well, I don't even know what I did that may have made you upset, but seeing that not that many other people are upset, I guess it wasn't anything to serious. Just your opinion! And I'm not insulting you, if you take that as one. I don't think I really understand what this "slapstick" is, but whatever! Thanks for actually taking the time to Review instead of just yell at the computer and close out of the story window!

To romantic-raven: YES! I HAVE! (laughs maniacally) That's actually the first thing I said when I read your Review! I have never liked Robin and never will! I do not like the "I'm a ninja I'm so cool" lifestyle he leads. If I didn't know a person that acted just like him before I even watched the show, then I probably would like Robin a little more . . . But not that much more!

To TitanGhost: She is going to learn! (rubs his hands together evilly) I've always wondered how Samara knew who watched the tape. I taught myself! I'm such a loser! You also get to see how much of a loser I am in the final note!

To SpiderSquirrel: You don't? Well, I explained it to you on AIM!

And now, let's get this thing over with!

As the clock reached six, darkness continued to litter the room. A young girl's quiet breaths echoed throughout as the sound waves gently bounced off the walls. As lightning from outside lit the room up, one who was awake would have been able to see the shadow of a boy. Now traced only by moonlight, the shadow crept towards the source of the quiet breathing. The boy lifts up something sharp . . . a blade. He brings it down to the young girl's head, now read to slit her . . .

"BEAST BOY!"

. . . hair . . .

Raven, who was sitting on the right side of the couch, stood up and made her way towards the changeling. She grabbed Beast Boy's arm, preventing him from snipping Samara's hair.

"What are you doing up?" asked Beast Boy nervously.

"I'm supposed to watch Samara to make sure she doesn't sneak out or something."

"Couldn't we have just locked all the doors and windows?"

Raven stood there, stupefied. "Good point." She then looked back to Beast Boy. "Now tell me," she said, sternly. "What are you doing?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" asked Beast Boy in an obnoxious voice.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" asked Raven in an also obnoxious voice.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"WHAT ARE . . . eh, that's enough."

"Right." Raven then grabbed Beast Boy's arm, pulling him away from Samara. "We'll go in the kitchen. You can do something there."

After successfully leading Beast Boy into the kitchen, Raven prepared two glasses of hot chocolate for the both of them. Beast Boy sat down at the table and tried to take his mind off Samara by twiddling his thumbs. It seemed to be unsuccessful.

Raven took note of this and attempted to start a conversation as she laid two steaming cups of chocolate down on the table.

"So . . . today's the day!"

"Yep," said Beast Boy, not grabbing his hot chocolate.

"You excited?"

"Yep."

They sat there.

"Wanna play 'I Spy'?" asked Raven, hoping to start something.

"Sure."

"Great! I'll go first! I see something . . . green . . . And it's small . . ."

"It's me."

"Right!"

They sat there some more.

"I'm so bored," yawned Raven.

"Well, uh . . . We could make out."

"What?"

"Nothing. Nothing."

They sat there some more . . .

And some more . . .

Samara burst into the room and gave the thumbs-up. "EH!" she shouted.

"EH!" shouted Raven and Beast Boy, suddenly perky and also giving a thumbs-up.

"WHAZZUP?"

Robin burst into the room and gave the thumbs-up. "EH!" he shouted.

"EH!" shouted Raven, Beast Boy, and Samara, also giving a thumbs-up.

"WHAZZUP?"

"WHAZ . . . HACK!" coughed Raven, loudly.

Robin, Beast Boy, and Samara stared at her.

"I choked on my own spit!" said Raven, rubbing her throat.

Then everybody laughed.

"I'M HUNGRY!" shouted Samara as she ran to the pantry. "I NEED POPTARTS!"

She grabbed a box out of the pantry and rushed to the toaster, where she crammed about six Poptarts into the tiny slots. She pushed the lever down and waited . . . Then the pastries popped up and she grabbed them, then crammed all six into her mouth.

The three Titans stared as the "Girl from Hell" chewed mindlessly.

Samara made a huge gulping noise and swallowed the Poptarts down in one helping.

"That was good!" said Samara, patting her tum-tum.

Starfire burst into the room with Cyborg in tow. "It's all ready," she said, dully.

"Good!" said Robin, who rubbed his hands together. "Let's get this over with, then."

Samara stared at a washing machine with a glass window in the middle. "What's this?" she asked.

"It's a Time Portal!" said Robin, quite satisfied with the work Starfire did. "It let's us see into the past or the future!"

"Cool!" said Samara as she sat down and stared at the washing machine. "How does it work?"

"Raven's power of Dance activates it!" said Robin, placing a hand on Raven's shoulder. "Let's get this thing started, Raven!"

Raven skipped over to the washing machine and grabbed a blue cable that was dangling limply on the side. She placed it onto her leg, then grabbed a red cable and placed it on her other leg.

"I need music," said Raven.

Beast Boy grabbed a boom box and pressed the play button.

"IT'S GETTING' HOT IN HERE!

SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!"

Raven shrieked and placed her hands over her ears. "RAP!" she shouted. "CHANGE IT! CHANGE IT!"

Robin started fiddling around with the boom box, trying to block out Raven's screams. Samara just sat there, not knowing what the think.

"I am getting' so hot

I wanna take my clothes off!"

"MY EARS!" screamed Raven. "IT'S KILLING MY BRAIN!"

Robin pulled out his Bo staff from who knows where and began whacking the box. The CD lid popped open and Nelly then died.

Robin grabbed a random CD off the floor and placed it in. He closed the lid and pressed play.

"Standin' on the docks of Southampton

Tryin' to get to Holland or France"

"TURN IT OFF!" screamed Raven, suddenly. "IT'S 'THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND . . ."

"YOKO!" screamed Beast Boy, pulling his hair. His eyes became bloodshot, and everyone that saw this stepped back.

Beast Boy leapt at the boom box and picked it up, holding it over his head and laughing maniacally. He threw it down on the ground, and it broke into itty bitty pieces.

"It's gone!" he screamed. "IT'S GONE! IT'S GONE!"

"Well . . ." said Robin, not taking his eyes off the changeling. "I guess that ruins our plan."

"But what are we going to do?" asked Raven, desperately. "We need to show Samara the Time Portal!"

"Do you really need music?" asked Starfire, somewhat annoyed now by Beast Boy's screeches. "I really want to get this over with . . ."

"I guess I could . . . pretend," said Raven as she looked at the washing machine. She resumed her place and took a deep breath.

Raven then began to dance spastically while the others watched with wide eyes. Beast Boy stopped his shenanigans and joined them.

The washing machine began to glow, and pictures of the past began to show themselves.

"It's working!" shouted Robin.

The window then shattered and broke, and smoke began to pour from under the lid of the washing machine.

"Well . . . it was."

"You overloaded the machine, you spaz!" said Starfire as she fwapped Raven upside the head. "Now how are we supposed to show Samara our dreaded past?"

"Chill down, Starfire," said Robin. "We can just try to use what was recorded on the security cameras."

"How?" asked Beast Boy. "Cyborg tore the security cameras apart."

"WHAT?" asked Robin, now not knowing what to think. "CYBORG!"

"I was interested . . ." said Cyborg, meekly.

Robin sighed and grabbed his forehead as if attempting to calm himself down. Starfire, however, was not acting so calm.

"YOU FREAK!" shouted Starfire as she began to strangle Cyborg. "WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?"

"Starfire!" shouted Raven as she tried to pry Starfire off of Cyborg. "Simmer down!"

"HOW?" shouted Starfire, collapsing to the ground and pulling on her hair. "WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?"

"I got an idea!" said Beast Boy as he placed his hands on his hips. "Let's . . ."

"NO!" shouted Starfire. "LET'S NOT!"

The five Titans began to get into a fistfight while innocent little Samara just sat there and watched. Pretty soon, everyone of the Titans were too busy beating to crap out of eachother to remember that she was even sitting there.

"You could . . . act it out," said Samara.

The fistfight immediately stopped as the five Titans stared at the girl.

"She has a point," said Raven, fist in front of Starfire as if in a freeze frame.

"That she does," said Robin, about to butt his head into Beast Boy's. "Alright."

The five regained their motion and walked towards the sitting area.

"You sit right here," said Robin to Samara as he pointed to the couch. "And don't you even think about getting up and running away."

"Why would I?" asked Samara. "That fight was the most stupidly hilarious thing I've ever seen."

Robin walked towards the center of the room, where the Titans were all standing and ready to go.

"OK!" said Robin as he stood in the middle. "We are now going to interpret Beast Boy as he went crazy!"

The lights went off, leaving Samara to sit in the darkness. A spotlight then turned on and shined on Beast Boy, who was skulking around.

"My precious!" he said, quietly and roughly as he hopped around on all fours. "We must destroy the Yoko, yesss?"

"HAULT!" screamed a voice from offstage. Raven walked out, wearing a suit of armor and holding a shining sword.

"ACK!" screamed Beast Boy, shielding his face. "They comes to hurt us, precious!"

"You must be stopped, fiend!" shouted Raven as she swung her sword around.

"NEVER!" shouted Beast Boy as he took a fighting stance.

Raven and Beast Boy then entered a very badly choreographed fight scene, making ninja noises every now and then. Go on! Make up your own crappy fight scene!

The lights turned off and then back on to show Raven kneeling on the ground and clutching her chest.

"Alas!" she shouted. "I have been mortally wounded by this fiend! I bleed, and so I die!" Raven made a noise and fell to the ground.

"GOLLUM! GOLLUM!" shouted Beast Boy as he hopped around. "PRECIOUS IS FREE!"

The lights went out and then came back on. Raven and Beast Boy gave a deep bow.

Samara clapped her hands sarcastically. "Bravo . . ." she said. "I am so impressed."

"Good!" said Raven. "Because now it's my turn!"

The lights turned off once again. They turned back on and revealed Raven, sitting meditation style.

"My life is so miserable," said Raven. "I must release my emotions! I must become a normal little girl!"

She stood up, and the lights turned off. They turned back on to reveal Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg, looking around.

"Where could she have gone?" asked Starfire, dully.

"I do not know!" said Robin, acting horribly. "She must have gone to the . . . uh . . ."

"Disco," whispered a voice from offstage.

"Disco!" said Robin, quickly regaining his composure.

"Then let's away!" said Cyborg, pointing to right stage. The three left.

The lights turned off, then on once more, revealing Raven struggling against Beast Boy, who was dressed as a police officer.

"Let me go, I say!" shouted Raven as she was being "dragged off" by Beast Boy.

"No! You have shoe-stripped! You must be punished!"

Lights off. Lights on.

"I'm free!" shouted Raven as Robin rolled her off in a straightjacket on wheels. "FREE!"

Lights off. Lights on. The Titans all did a bow. Starfire bowed weakly.

Samara clapped, showing a little more enthusiasm than last time.

Lights off. Lights on. Raven was revealed, grasping her face in a shocked expression.

"Oh! Woe is me! My friends have all disowned me because of what I did to Starfire! Woe is me!"

Starfire entered from right stage and gave a soliloquy to the crowd.

"Alas, my life is filled with sadness and misery. I am to die a miserable person. To die . . . Yes . . . To die and leave the world I live in! I must commit suicide!"

Starfire pulled a dagger out of her pocket and pretended to slit her wrist. Samara could tell that Starfire really wanted to cut herself.

Robin ran onto the stage, gauze trailing behind him.

"Fear not, Starfire! I have come to wrap your wrist and save your life!"

"NO!" shouted Starfire, quite dramatically. A little too dramatically . . . Robin was blown away. "I AM TO DIE A MISERABLE PERSON, ONLY TO HAVE MY LIFE MORE MISERABLE! WOE, I SAY! WOE!"

"BOO!" shouted Samara. "BOO! YOU SUCK! BOO!" She picked up the remote control and hurled it at Starfire, who dodged. "BOO! WRIST CUTTING LOSER! BOO!"

The lights turned off and then on. Robin could be seen grumbling and wearing a bathrobe. Obviously, he didn't like the thought of wearing one.

"Yeah, yeah . . ." grumbled Robin with arms crossed. "Blah blah blah, I'M FREE!" Robin untied his sash and threw his robe off.

"AAH!" shouted Samara as she covered her eyes. "NUDITY! NUDITY! RATED R PICTURE!"

Robin looked off the stage to his friends. "And she just now noticed this?" asked Robin. The others shrugged.

"MY CHILDISH, VIRGIN EYES!" shouted Samara, now squirming around on the sofa.

"Uh . . ." Robin looked at Samara. "Play's over."

"Thank God!" shouted Samara as she removed her hands from her eyes. "I was afraid I was going to be blinded!" She then looked at Robin and gave him a death glare. "How dare you scar my eyes like that!"

Robin shrugged. It was almost over . . .

Lights off. Lights on. Cyborg could be seen standing there.

"Look how pretty the sky is!" shouted Cyborg, looking up at the ceiling before him. "I must know why it is blue!"

Raven ran onto the stage and grabbed his arm. Beast Boy ran onto the stage, dressed in a (to his dismay) black woman's wig and woman's business suit.

"I'm Dr. Keara!" he said. "I'm your shrink today!"

"Dr. Keara, please help me!" shouted Raven. "My friend has gone completely nuts! He must be stopped before he drives us all crazy! And I must know why I'm always a key role in the different plots!"

"I'm sorry, but I can't help!" shouted Beast Boy in return. "I don't get paid enough to do this kind of stuff!"

(A/N: It is now I would like to acknowledge SpiderSquirrel, for letting me add her as Dr. Keara on this fanfiction. Thank you very much, Spidey!)

"OH WELL!" shouted Raven. "I GUESS MY FRIENDS AND I WILL HAVE TO KNOCK HIM OUT!"

Raven, Starfire, Robin, and Beast Boy all came up to Cyborg and punched him lightly. Cyborg toppled over.

Lights off. Lights on. The Titans bowed.

"Well Samara," said Robin. "That's it. What do you think? Will you let us go on with our lives?"

"Samara?"

"She's asleep, you stooge!" said Raven as she fwapped Robin. Sure enough, Samara was cuddled up on the couch, eyes shut tightly and sucking her thumb.

(A/N: Is "fwap" a real word? Have I invented a word?)

"Aw . . ." said Beast Boy, making a face as he saw her. "She looks so cute when she's asleep!"

Silence fell over the Titans for about five minutes as they watched Samara snoozing on the couch.

The silence was broken when Beast Boy pulled out a pair of scissors and lunged at Samara.

"EEK!" shouted Raven. "SAMARA! LOOK OUT!"

Samara, however, remained asleep as Beast Boy drew near.

Just as Beast Boy was about to chop off the girl's hair, Samara suddenly sprang to life and grabbed Beast Boy's neck. Beast Boy fell to the ground unconscious.

"I HAVE SUPREME NINJA SKILLS!" shouted Samara as she stood on top of the unconscious Beast Boy. "I REMAIN SUPREME!"

Samara did one of those Arabic war cries while the rest of the Titans watched in fear.

"Uh . . . Samara," said Robin while continuing to stare at the girl in front of him. "Did you get a chance to think about letting us be normal?"

"Oh . . . that . . ." said Samara as she hopped off of Beast Boy. She did a weird move on his neck and immediately Beast Boy sprang to life, gagging.

"I really think you guys should stay the way you are," said Samara, putting her hands behind her back and rocking back and forth.

"WHAZZUH?" asked the Titans as they stared at the girl with wide eyes and open jaws.

"I SAID, 'I REALLY THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD . . ."

"We know what you said!" said Robin, cutting Samara off in mid-sentence. "Just tell us why you think that."

"Well," said Samara. "Some of your situations are actually kind of funny. And by the looks of it, it seems like some people will get a kick out of it. I think . . . if your story was put on a website, a lot of people would like it!"

The five Titans just stood there, speechless and dumbfounded. This continued for about two more minutes, until Raven just finally lost the remaining sanity. The reached into her pocket and pulled out the infamous duct tape from Chapter 7.

Samara yelped and ran away. Raven was hot on her trail, followed by the rest of the Titans. Raven leapt into the air and smacked Samara, and the two tumbled around on the ground.

Raven began wrapping Samara once again, leaving her a gray lump on the floor. She squirmed around a bit, then lost her remaining energy.

"YAY!" shouted the Titans as they threw their arms up into the air. All except Starfire, that is.

Samara grumbled something like "I'm going to see dead people . . ."

"Please . . ." said Samara, voice filled with depression and loss. "Just . . . let me go."

"Nope!" said Raven, looking while tuning her guitar. "You still have . . ." She looked at her watch. "Twenty more minutes."

If the computer had a television screen built into it, the readers would have been able to see Samara, dangling from the ceiling upside down.

"Oh, come on!" shouted Samara from above. "I'm going to die or something!"

"That would be a good thing!" said Raven, voice filled with cheer.

Samara sighed. "This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me."

"No it's not," said Raven. "You still have to undergo Beast Boy's torture."

"What's he going to do?"

"Shave your head."

"SHAVE MY . . ." Samara began to wiggle around, hoping to get free. "HE CAN'T SHAVE MY HEAD! I NEED MY HAIR!"

"We know . . ." said Raven, rubbing her hands in a menacingly way. "We know . . ."

Samara sighed with anxiousness as she watched the second hand on the clock tick by.

Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . .

Samara began to sweat above the eyebrows as the hand made a complete circle. Just nineteen more times . . .

Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . .

Another loop.

Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . .

It sounded like . . .

Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . .

Dripping water!

Tick . . . Tick . . . T-i-c-k . . .

"LET ME GO!" shouted Samara, eyes brimming with tears. "I GOTTA GO! I GOTTA GO!"

"Go where?" asked Raven, taking her attention off of her guitar.

"THE POTTY! I NEED TO GO TO THE POTTY!"

"Tough luck, Kid. Life let's you down sometimes."

"But I gotta go!"

"Think of something else!"

Samara quickly turned her attention to the TV in hopes of seeing something that would take her mind off of peeing.

"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!"

Oh no! Not the overactive bladder commercial! Samara winced.

Oh . . . Good . . . It was over.

"I love nature."

"Except when it stops . . ."

" . . . You're constipated?"

ACK! NOT PHILIPS CHEWS!

"Aw man . . ." said Samara. "Now I gotta do Number 2 . . ."

"EW!" shouted Raven from below. "Don't speak of such things!"

"How can I not?" asked Samara. "It's kind of hard . . . HARD! ACK!"

"UGH!" said Raven, clutching her stomach. "I gotta throw up!" She covered her mouth with her hand and ran out of the room.

"HELP ME! SOMEBODY!" shouted Samara as she began wiggling around. Starfire lazily walked into the room.

"What do you want?" asked Starfire as she glared at the girl above.

"I need to go to the bathroom!" replied Samara as she stopped wiggling. "Please . . . I'm begging you! Let me go!"

"Alright, alright . . ." said Starfire, mumbling. "Hold on."

"THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH!"

Starfire shrugged as she grabbed a ladder from . . . somewhere . . . and placed it next to Samara. She slowly climbed up, forgetting the hazards of climbing a ladder without someone holding it steady . . .

The ladder began to wobble.

"Woah," said Starfire as she looked to the ground. "I never realized how high this ceiling was."

"Don't look down!" said Samara. Starfire, however, continued to look at the one hundred-foot drop.

"Right . . ." said Starfire as she looked back to Samara. She pulled a knife out of her pocket and began to hack at the rope that connected the girl to the ceiling.

"NO! WAIT! DON'T LET ME DOWN THAT WAY! I'LL . . ."

But it was too late. Starfire had already cut the rope, and Samara tumbled down, down, down. Fortunately, the floor was there to break her fall.

"Holy . . ." started Starfire as she looked down from above. She slowly began to descend, making sure that she was able to put her foot on each step. After a while, Starfire was able to rush to Samara.

"Ow . . ." muttered Samara as she laid facedown on the ground.

"You OK?" asked Starfire, kneeling over Samara.

"I think so . . . Do I look bad?" Samara lifted her face towards Starfire, revealing a large bruised face and a bloody nose. Starfire tried her best not to wince.

"Uh . . . yeah! Awesome."

"Good! Now help me out of this duct tape. It's kind of pushing now . . ."

Starfire tried her best to block out that last statement as she began to work on setting Samara free. She soon was, and she leapt off of the ground and hurried off towards the bathroom.

"Oh Samara . . ." rang Beast Boy's voice throughout the dark halls. "Where are you?"

"Not here . . ." came the trembling voice of a girl.

"Well . . . You must be here . . . Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to hear you."

"Uh . . . This is your conscious! Yeah . . . Yeah, that's it! You have to turn back! There is no point! The girl is not here!"

"But Conscious! Something tells me that she is behind this door." Beast Boy stopped in front of a storage closet.

"She isn't there! I'm getting a strong feeling that she is nowhere in this hallway!"

"But just let me check. I just want to make sure . . ."

"NO! DON'T!"

Beast Boy quickly opened the door to find . . . it empty?

"My conscious is a girl?" asked Beast Boy, dumbfounded.

"Yeah, you idiot!" came the voice of the worried girl. "I told you that she wouldn't be here! Why didn't you listen to me? Huh? Why?"

"Shut up!" shouted Beast Boy. "Help me find her!"

"Why should I? You didn't listen to me! I could kill you, you know."

"Yeah, I know. And I could also have the hospital give me a Lobotomy."

"Eh . . . Yeah. OK! I'll help! She's under the couch in the living room."

"Thank you!"

"No problem!"

Beast Boy, having settled the matter with his conscious, turned around and headed towards the living room.

"HERE'S BEAST BOY!" shouted Beast Boy as he burst into the room.

"EEK!" came the voice of a girl under a couch. A pair of eyes could be seen from beneath the sofa.

Beast Boy lifted the sofa with incredible strength and threw it to the side. Little did he know that Robin was on that sofa . . .

(A/N: My Robin bashing is so pitiful! And I'm not ashamed, either!)

"ACK!" shouted Robin as she crashed along with the sofa.

"Oops . . . Sorry, Rob!" Beast Boy then turned his attention back to the cowering girl. He grabbed her by the hair and pulled her towards him.

Samara began to panic as she saw a pair of scissors get closer and closer to her face.

She then realized that she could stop this . . .

"ALRIGHT!" she shouted, making Beast Boy let go. "I'll . . . undo the curse."

Beast Boy then stared at Samara. "Really?"

"Yes . . ."

"WOOHOO!" He then summoned all the Titans to the main room. They all immediately came down; much quicker than when they would have been summoned to go save the city.

Samara stood in front of the Titans, who stood in a line. They all stood up perfectly straight and looked forward with determination.

"State your names," said Samara.

Robin took a step forward. "ROBIN!"

Beast Boy took a step forward. "BEAST BOY!"

Starfire took a step forward. "STARFIRE!"

Cyborg took a step forward. "CYBORG!"

Raven took a step forward, put a finger on her chin, and looked cute. "And I'm Liesl!"

(A/N: A little 'Sound of Music' joke, if you don't know.)

The rest of the Titans and Samara stared at her.

"Uh . . . I mean . . . RAVEN!"

"Right . . ." said Samara. She then grasped her hands together. "Well . . . I guess it's time for me to give up. I've been letting this curse go a little too far, I guess . . ."

"It was a good learning experience, actually," said Starfire. "We got to feel a lot of things we've never felt before."

"Like fun!" said Raven.

"And freedom!" said Robin.

"And unconsciousness!" said Cyborg, remembering the experience of being knocked out.

"Well . . . I guess there was some use for it," said Samara, smiling lightly. "Well . . . in that case, let's get this thing over with."

Samara closed her eyes and took a deep breath. The Titans stood there, waiting for something magical to happen.

Samara opened her eyes and danced around like a freak.

"WAGGA WAGGA WAGGA GOO GASHA LAGGA MEEKA MOOK!" she shouted, moving around spastically.

The Titans stood there with wide eyes, wondering just what, exactly, she was doing.

Samara stopped as soon as she started and noticed their expressions. "Oh . . ." she said. "You guys are uncursed now."

"Really?" asked Raven, staring at herself in disbelief. "I don't feel any different."

"Trust me, you're back to normal. Your powers are back as well."

And sure enough, they were.

"Well," started Robin. "Thanks a lot, Samara. We really . . . Is there a draft in here?"

The Titans and Samara stared at Robin in disbelief. Robin looked down at himself.

"HOLY SUGARBEEBIES!" shouted Robin. "I'M NAKED!" Robin then ran out of the room.

Everybody laughed, only to have all the lights in the room to explode.

"Yeah, we're normal," said Raven, trying to sound monotonous again. This was going to take some work.

"I am grateful, Samara!" said Starfire in her normal peppy voice. "Please, allow me to make you the traditional Pudding of Thanks!"

"No thank you," said Samara, apparently not noticing the disgusted faces of the rest of the Titans. "I really ought to get going. I have people to kill!"

"Is there a way you can get back?" asked Beast Boy. "Do we need to fly you over?"

"Nah," said Samara. "I just need to jump through the TV."

"But," started Cyborg, "when you first got here you tried that, and you got knocked unconscious. How are you going to get back that way?"

"Well, the TV wasn't on," said Samara, looking at the TV.

"Oooh," said the Titans as they nodded.

"Well . . . I guess this is goodbye." Samara touched the power button and "Emeril" came on TV. She turned around and looked at the Titans. "Goodbye," she said. She then lunged into the TV, leaving the Titans there to wave.

The Titans stood there as they watched their hostage become a free person once again.

"THANK THE LORD!" shouted Beast Boy. "I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF HER I COULD STAND!"

"Then why did we just wave goodbye to her and act solemn?" asked Starfire.

That left the Titans standing there in silence for a good while . . .

Five days after the break of the curse, the Titans went back to their normal lives. Beast Boy had managed to trash his room once again, and, just to show that he was curse free, became one of Yoko Ono's biggest fans.

Robin got over the fact that he was a nudist for a long period of time. Raven managed to change her room back to the gothic style it once was, while Starfire managed to do just the opposite. And Cyborg no longer wondered about anything stupid.

Raven walked into the living room, laptop in hand. She sat down on the couch next to Beast Boy and opened it.

"What are you doing?" asked Beast Boy as he looked at the monitor with Raven.

"I decided," said Raven as Starfire, Robin, and Cyborg walked into the room, "that I'm going to write about our experiences."

"Why?" asked Beast Boy as the other three sat in various places in front of the TV and popped in "The Ring".

"Well . . . Remember when Samara said it would make a good story? Something tells me she was right." Raven typed some buttons as she logged onto the Internet and went to fanfiction dot net.

"I've already written the first chapter," continued Raven. "It spans to where we finished watching the tape."

"Awesome," said Beast Boy. "I'd like to read it."

Raven continued to type around a bit while the rest of them continued to watch TV.

"WHAT?" asked Raven, forgetting that the curse was over and her emotions could not be expressed.

"What is it?" asked Beast Boy as he dodged a speeding lamp.

"It says that the idea for this story has already been taken!"

"No way!" shouted Beast Boy. "Let me see!"

The other Titans also joined behind the couch.

"When Titans Go Weird . . ." read the Boy Wonder. "By Triforce90. We went weird?"

"Well . . ." said Cyborg. "That leaves us in a predicament. What should we do? Shall we sue?"

"Nah," said Beast Boy. "Let's kill him!"

"YEAH!" shouted the Titans as they reached under the couch and pulled out machine guns.

"QUICKLY!" shouted Beast Boy. "OUT THE WINDOW!"

The Titans jumped through the window and fell to the ground below, unharmed. They then set off to kill their target . . .

"I . . . am . . . bored . . ." came the dark voice of a man sitting in a chair. Slade tapped his fingers on his giant keyboard.

He turned around and looked at his black cat. "Oh, Mr. Smurgles, how you understand me!"

"MEOW!" shouted Mr. Smurgles as he leapt into his master's lap.

"What should we do today, hmm?"

"Mew . . ."

"No. I've already beaten Solitaire fifty times today."

"Meow . . ."

"Minesweeper's just as worse . . ."

"MEOW!"

"OK! OK! It's a good game . . ."

"Mew . . ."

"You're welcome."

The two sat there in silence, until . . .

"MEOW!"

"What? You want to watch a video?"

"Mew!"

"That's a good idea! 'Legally Blonde' it is!"

Slade got up and went to a shelf that contained many a videotape. He selected one and headed back over to the computer, which also contained a nice little VHS/DVD player.

"In you go!" said Slade as he pushed the tape into the VHS machine. A traditional movie countdown sequence followed, and then . . .

A big white circle appeared.

"Huh?" asked Slade. "Mr. Smurgles, what is the meaning of this?"

"Mew . . ."

A lady combing her hair . . .

"YOKO!" shouted Slade. He then began to sing "The Ballad of John and Yoko".

"MREOW!" shouted Mr. Smurgles as he swatted Slade in the face.

"Yes, you're right. Enough Yoko."

Blah blah blah, and then there's the well.

"A well!" said Slade as he pointed to the monitor. "What do you think it means?"

The monitor fizzled out.

"That was the worst movie I have ever seen!" said Slade.

Samara's head appeared on the TV.

"SEVEN DAYS!" she shouted.

"Who are you?" asked Slade, not the least bit frightened. However, Mr. Smurgles was long gone.

"I'm Samara!" said the girl cheerfully. "And I'm here to curse you!"

"What?" asked Slade, not amused. "This is an outrage! What is the government coming to?"

"Huh?" asked Samara, confused. "You bore me, Mister! The Titans were way more fun than you!"

"The Titans?" asked Slade.

"I'm leaving! Goodbye!" The head disappeared.

"Well . . . That was interesting."

Slade, who didn't know exactly what had happened, turned around and stood up. Maybe some exercise would clear his head?

Yes! Exercise was always great! He began to jog out into his factory.

It was while he was doing this he realized how he could ceratinly add some bright colors to his dark, dull, and dreary factory . . .

Ha! A perfect little ending, if I do say so myself! In case of you guys didn't get it . . . then . . . uh . . . Well, never mind! Find someone smarter than you to help you understand!

I would once again like to thank everyone for Reviewing! You guys made me all feel so proud of myself! You also . . . HOLY SUGARBEEBIES! The Teen Titans are here! This is an honor! And they're brought me guns as gifts! How

Hi everyone! This is Robin from the Teen Titans! Don't worry about Triforce90. He's dead! We gunned him down!

Thanks for making fun of our miserable little lives! We didn't think that a story like this could get that many Reviews . . . Yet it did! Thanks a lot!

Hope you have a happy life!

Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, and Cyborg

(A/N: Don't worry, you Silly Billies! I'm not dead! Go ahead and talk to me in your Reviews! (winks and give's the thumbs-up)

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