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All thoughts will now be in Italics
I know I said Disney world in the last chapter but then I realized that I do not know most of Disney's rides so the characters will b headed to EPCOT instead enjoy anyway!
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"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!" blasted out at one in the morning.
What the heck, was the communitive thought shared by four men, Seto, Joey, Tristin, and Yami. Besides wondering why music blasted them out of their sleep at one in the morning, they contemplated how everyone else could sleep through the racket. Groggily they meandered out into the hallway only to be greeted by four butts practically not covered in skimpy boxers, being shook about in tune with the music. Leopard print, Naughty, Angel, and Bootylicious were declared on the butts of the boxers shaking wildly in front of them.
"This calls for revenge," whispered Seto under the music to the guys. "I'm loosing sleep."
"It's butt-slapping time," Joey decided.
"Uh, we have girlfriends ya know," Tristin pointed out. However, it was too late for they already were creeping forward. Personally, Yami did not agree with the plan but because he was The Game King, he could not refuse this challenge. That and he knew Alyssa had a fetish for leopard prints and thus knew which butt was hers. Besides, I spend enough time staring at it to recognize it anywhere.
Sighing, he slapped Alyssa's butt as lightly as he could while seeming as if he was slapping as hard as the other guys did.
"EEEH!" The girls yelped as one. Immediately Alyssa's hand flew and caught Yami's rapidly retreating one.
Either she has the fastest reactions ever, or she is a physic. Likely the later, Yami mused, as Alyssa's free hand connected with his face.
"Yami!" Alyssa screamed in his face. "That was totally uncalled for!" she ranted at him, then stomped into the women's room.
As it turned out, Tristin had slapped the Bootylicious shorts, Seto the Naughty, and Joey the Angel ones. Bootylicious was Serenity, Naughty was Mai, and Angel was Tea. Naturally, these mistakes led to a scuffle between Tristin, Joey and Seto. Because Tristin had slapped Joey's little sister as well as Seto's girlfriend, he seemed o be getting the worst of it. Tristin was beating Joey for slapping Tristin's Angel. All in all, it would have been a pretty comical sight, if not for the fact three males were being pulverized by each other.
In the women's room, Yami was trying to apologize.
"Alyssa I'm so sorry," he pleaded.
Silence.
"I didn't want to."
Silence.
"The guys made me."
"Yami, you're such an idiot! I know for a fact that they didn't grad your hand and jerk it toward my butt!"
"But…"
"GET OUT!" she roared.
Yami dejectedly stalked out and into the guys' room.
"Wow we heard that through the wall." Tristin placed a comforting hand on Yami's shoulder. Yami nodded numbly, he could not stand Alyssa being mad at him. Joey, Tristin, and surprisingly Seto offered Yami their condolences before drifting off to sleep. Even Yugi, in his unconscious state, sensed Yami's dispair through their mental link and sent a wave of reassurance back. In order to finally fall back asleep Yami had to retreat to his Soul Room to clear his mind.
In the women's room Mai, Tea, and Serenity quickly got over the incident in the hall and were fast asleep while Alyssa lay awake thinking.
I really didn't mean for such harsh, spiteful words to spurt out of my mouth at Yami. I wasn't even thinking those things. I was thinking more of how good that felt…No; no get back on track. It was almost as if someone was controlling my mouth, but that's nonsense. Unless…Oh no! I have to apologize to Yami! Ignoring the late hour, Alyssa sprung out of bed and went into the guys' room, only to find Yami missing. Must be in his Soul Room, Alyssa thought, grabbing the Millennium Puzzle off the night stand by Yugi and Yami's bed and carrying it outside. She shook it, effectively waking Yami and bringing him out.
"Yugi, you know it feels like an earthquake in there, so why did you shake the Puzzle," Yami mumbled sleepily, having not yet opened his eyes.
He was just opening his eyes when Alyssa grabbed his head and kissed him soundly on the lips. Not that he was not enjoying this greatly, but this greatly befuddled Yami. Once they parted Alyssa started sobbing into his bare chest.
"Yami, I am soooooooooooo s-sorry. I-I don't know what came over me before, y-yelling at you like that," she cried.
"Shhhhh, it's OK. I deserved every bit of it. I should not have violated you like that," Yami replied in a soothing voice, stroking Alyssa's hair.
Alyssa looking up at him with red eyes. "So we are OK then?"
"Yes, yes we are."
Alyssa smiled and stood up on her tiptoes to give Yami a quick peck on the lips before saying goodnight and entering the girls' room. It may have been quick but the message was clear: you are forgiven. Feeling significantly better, Yami also headed off to bed.
Alyssa on the other hand was still lying awake, staring at the ceiling. Maybe Marik is still out and about. He might have controlled me earlier to get Yami and I to break up. That would crush both of us. Then he could easily win Yami's Puzzle in a duel because Yami would be too distracted to concentrate. With his loss, the fate of the world would be in danger yet again. Ahh the joys of being the Nameless Pharaoh's girlfriend. Oh well I have to get to sleep, tomorrow is EPCOT after all.
The next morning, the hour and forty-five minute drive was killing everyone. Even in their fifteen-seater van, it seemed cramped with thirteen people.
Bakura was recounting their adventures to the other Japanese citizens. "So then we walk in Yami's Soul Room, and there they are stark naked in Yami's bed. Room is trashed; it obviously had been a wild night.
Alyssa and Yami fumed. Bakura knew it was not like that. "You know it wasn't like that!"
"My joke was NOT supposed to follow us this long!" Alyssa growled. Meanwhile the car laughed hysterically.
After the outrageous parking fees and cost of tickets, they entered EPCOT.
"We have to go on Men in Black first, it is the best ride anywhere," Alyssa directed.
She, Yami, Joey, Mai, and Yugi took one of the cars while Tristin, Tea, Serenity, Seto and one unfamiliar Latino girl too the opposing car. Grandpa, Bakura, Ryou, and Mokuba would have to wait for the next round.
Alyssa elbowed Yami in the ribs, "shoot the red spots on the aliens!" When later questioned why he kept shooting the aliens in 'unmentionable' places he replied, "that's where it would hurt the most." Suddenly, to those who had not already been on the ride anyway, fog came up and the car started to spin wildly. Alyssa and co's only warning was a faint cry of 'I'm gonna be sick' before Yugi spewed all over them. Yami's Puzzle repelled the sick but Mai, Joey, and Alyssa were not so lucky, they were splattered because of the ride's spinning motion.
After the ride, Yami ushered the rest of his car to the family bathroom. There he magically banished all of Yugi's previous stomach contents to the Shadow Realm. After thanking him, they exited the bathroom one by one to avoid suspicion.
The Latino girl from the ride was sticking with them. At first, she was shy but after she realized the group was not going to bite her head off or anything, she appeared to open up.
"You know, we have been talking all this time and I still haven't caught your name," a 14-year-old Mokuba stated.
"Oh, my name is Rin," the Latino girl responded. "So where are you guys from?"
"Japan," twelve out of thirteen replied. Then Alyssa, almost meekly, said, "Florida."
"I live in Egypt, near Cairo," 'Rin' supplied.
"Egypt is so cool! I wish I could visit there," Tea enthusiastically responded. Rin looked at her as if she was a piece of trash, with ill hidden disgust. One may have noticed she also seemed to look down upon Grandpa in a more then literal sense. As conversation continued, the topic turned to couples.
"You all got partners?" Rin 'innocently' asked.
"Yami and I are happily together," Alyssa beamed from her place on Yami's arm. To prove her point she started kissing Yami. Rin somehow seemed soured by this but no one noticed.
"Get a room you two," Tristin rolled his eyes. "Tea and I are together." The couples counted off.
"So, Rin, are you with anyone back at your home?"
"Yes, Mai, I am. His name is er……… Namu," Rin responded dreamily, as if thinking of the greatest thing in the world. It seemed suspicious to Alyssa that Rin needed to think of her boyfriend's name when she was so obviously in love with him. After an hour or two, Rin claimed she needed to leave.
"Alyssa, do you think I could have your address and phone number so we could keep in touch?" Rin politely inquired.
Alyssa scribbled it on a scrap of paper and waved goodbye as Rin walked away into the crowd. Those fools, Rin thought as she walked away.
A few minutes later Joey appeared to have a brain wave, "Oh, no! Guys, remember what Marik called himself at Battle City?" At the blank stares he continued. "Namu, Rin is Marik's girlfriend!"
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