Hermione's POV
-and as a response to the e-mail I got and to others who are curious, I am aware there are only 7 years at Hogwarts in the real books, but I wanted an 8th year so tada. And back to the story-
Oh my lord this has gotten really old really fast! "Okay, see ya mom, bye Steve. Have fun on you honeymoon." I hope a shark eats Steve! Now Steve if you haven't figured it out I'm only acting like I like you because my mother has gotten delusional since dear old dad ran off with Donna, his secertary... Now Steve out of the kindness of my heart let me put this nicely, I've letten go why haven't you? Eh? EITHER WAY GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!
"You, look so grown up, baby! Now I wish I had a camera this is like a Kodak moment." What ever, mom. Not get your husband off me.
"You've grown so much since I first met you." Steve I would shut up if I were you. Wait what is this his hand is on my bum! This is sexual harassment! Oh my lord get off of me.
"Well I should go, I might miss the train." Good one Hermione! pat on the back (not literally)
"We love you!" What was the mum? We as in plural, well I've learned I few things... But mom is here so I won't kick his ass.
"I love you too mom!" BOO-YA!
And now I can just run up the platform and forget that you are married to my mother!
"By the way Herms...." What Herms? That's what my friends call me not sexual predators! "Your mom and I decided I'm going to adopt you!"
"Kiss my ass, you bastard!" Oh shit I just said that in front of my mom!
Ah good, finally I'm on the train! I can't believe he's going to adopt me. That man will never be my dad. I am an orphan!
1. Steve is probably a rapist!
2. My "mother" married him
3. My father ran out on us.
Well at least I have family here. Oh my, Neville is trying to do a love spell for a girl friend, that's so cute too bad YAWN he's doing the sleeping spe.....
"Hello????? Hermione any one home?" Who is that? And why is it fuzzy?
"Nope try again in an hour or so" I'm so tired.
"Mine! We're at Hogwarts! Unless you want to go back to--"
"No I don't! I'm up!" Hey that's Luna! Hi Luna! Oops I should probably say that instead of thinking it.
"Why are you so protective of going back?" Oh like you don't know! No wait you don't, never mind then.
"It's a long story... I'll tell you later, okay?" Now let's just hope we both forget.
"Okay no problems. Anyways anything new and exciting happen in your life?" Honestly I do not know.
"Not really the same old me." What is there else to say?
"You are not the same old Hermione! At least not from this angle." What is that supposed to me?
"What?"
"I mean last year your hair was shorter, you didn't have black tips. And there is this thing most humans do, it's called eating!" I know but there's nothing wrong with a diet!
"I wanted to try something new, and I didn't like the old me, so I changed it. What's the big deal?" Grr! Bite off my head why don't you?
"I wasn't trying to be mean I was just saying." I really don't want to argue with you!
"Can we just forget it? My day's been a little off, so I'm not in the best mood. But none the less I better go put my stuff in my room." I love you to death Luna, but please back off.
"Okay I'll talk to you later."
Ah ha here is a place I remember and LOVE! Common room.
"-told you, Draco and Herms." Hey that's my name what's going on? Oh well I will hear about it later, well there's Harry and Ron I know they won't care about Steve and my mom, I know that should make me mad the way it sounds but I really just don't want to talk about it. And for some reason me and Harry got really close of the summer we hung out a lot, and a lot of that time we spent making out. And I'll say one thing I'm not complaining.
"What did you tell me, baby?" Did I just call him baby? Weird. And I won't lie I have lost few pounds, but I am still oh so lazy, so naturally I sit on the closest chair which happens to be Harry's. And anyways Ron is sort of looking at me, not like a friend would but like looking at me. Again weird! Oh well might as well make him sweat so I think I will start nibbling Harry's ear, any ways this could be a good chance to embarrass Harry since like the first or second time I did that to Harry he got a bonner.
"It was just that thing about Dudley" Harry says, honestly I thought that was pretty clever of him.
"Hello, hello what is this? Ron says pointing at Harry and me. He looks like he's going to pee himself!
"Well we have sort of been together. Since Harry surprised me at my parent's house for the 4th of July." Actually come to think about it after hearing the words come out of my mouth, me and Harry have sort of been together. I mean technically we aren't dating because he never as me out or vice versa, but we have more or less been friends with benefits.
"The fourth of July?" Yeah I know Ron I'm not stupid that's an American holiday! "I thought you guys were some of the smartest students at Hogwarts? Fourth of July is an AMERICAN holiday." That has been established. I'm almost starting to think you're jealous and if you are get over it!
"We are... we all are." you aren't all that smart about average but I know you will get steamed if I call you stupid! And just to throw it in your face... "It became a holiday because of our home country, England." DUH
Now here's your come back, "YEAH, BECAUSE WE TOOK AWAY THEIR FREEDOM!" True but never the less I need a snappy come-back also. Too bad I'm not thinking of anything.
"So, who cares? There are hardly any summer holidays, and its fun with the fireworks and barbeque." And I really liked that summer in America.
Hermione: Now it's my turn for a flash-back right?
Lauren: Sorry, I'm tired so it won't be as good as it should, and if I wait I will forget.
Ron: Ha, I get a flash-back and you don't
Hermione: Yeah but Lauren is obviously working harder on my chapter!
Lauren: Now, now children (I always wanted to say that) I never said that and when you assume you make an ass out of you and me! Get it? Ass, u, me? It spells assume. HA
Ron: that is really old.
Lauren: LEAVE ME ALONE IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET IT! I can delete you!
"How did we even get on this subject?" Good that had gotten very old very fast.
"Remember? You were asking about mine and Hermione's relationship?" Why did you have to say that Harry, I could have just said I don't know and we could all have a good laugh? And since when did this become a relationship? Once again I prefer good friends! (With benefits)
"You know what I should go unpack" I need to get away from you too. You're driving me bananas! And I'm about to shave my head, my hair may be easier to deal with and cuter since I started to straighten it, but it is still a big mess, thank Merlin I remembered a rubber band. Hopefully Ron isn't as stupid as he seems, I want to talk to him with out Harry! Oh damn wrong guy! Harry thought I was winking at him, oh well now he will probably want to make out...
"You know what? I think I will help you, I'm getting kind of tired anyways." Here it comes, the fake yawn. That has gotten extremely old!
"Aright, I got a date with my book." Yea! I'm not the only book worm anymore. But that book looks kind of different, well honestly it looks kind of familiar... Oh great now that is going to bug me and Harry is putting his arm around my waist sorry hun, guess I should start saying that since apparently we are in a 'relationship' I don't want to make out I want to go back down the steps and ask Ron about the book he is reading! Oh my God now I must find out what is up, he's turning red he can't hide anything.
"Here's our room." What Harry? Our room? Your pointing at a door and saying our room, what is up with that?
"Huh?" I am so confused.
"I asked Dumbledore if there was any way to request who we shared a room with since we're 8th years, and he said if we really wanted to."
"So is it just me and you?" Oh please say no please say no!
"In your dreams, baby. We're sharing it with Ron and Draco too." Thank God!
"Oh don't I feel special I will get to hear about all you manly man stuff, like muscles and girls in bikinis and what ever it is you all talk about."
"Well that's not all we talk about, any ways lets go in already." If you insist. "Lady's first." That is so sexist, oh well I think I will manage.
"WOW, it's so big!" There is a next to each wall; there are two beds with nothing near them. "Oh I want the bed in front of the window." I love the stars! Even though they are just big balls of gas, maybe that's why I love boys; they both have that in common.
"As you wish my dear" Excuse me, earth to Harry! What on Earth are you saying, you're starting to freak me out.
"What you smoking?" I can't help but laugh we started this big conversation about American slang. And now I've been trying to use it. I just think it's so funny!
"Awe, you know the usual, home slice." Oh my God my stomach hurts so much from laughing, I fall on the bed and Harry falls right next to me. Oh lordy why is he leaning in I don't wan to kiss him I need to talk to Ro---.... I guess not much has changed with Harry. Oh, good he's pulling back. Oh, no there's Draco, and Ron with their mouths hanging to the floor!
"Oh shit!" Some one just shoot me.