I'm depressed since I only got 4 reviews for that last chapter...:'(
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"I refuse to wear such a restrictive, uncomfortable garment," Yami announced in her 'this conversation is over' voice.
Alyssa would have none of that. "Yami, it's just a bra. I wear, er wore, one everyday-"
"I don't know why!"
"And I live with it, so you have to too. Besides, what if you get cold or something. No way you're walking around as me like that."
"No."
Alyssa growled, the testosterone getting the better of him. "Fine, but you have to pass one test."
"Ok what is it?"
"Run down the stairs." Yami nodded seeing no challenge in this mediocre task.
Meanwhile Bakura, Yugi, and Ryou watched this whole exchange from the side of the room, munching on popcorn. They knew they would be late for school, but why pass up free entertainment?
Grumbling at how useless this task seemed to be, Yami climbed up the steps. Sighing, she turned around and prepared to go down...
By the third step, Yami screamed in pain and clutched her chest.
"Yami hands off!" Alyssa angrily yelled.
"Oops, sorry." Yami blushed, removing her hands.
"My point has been proven."
Still grumbling, Yami averted her eyes while Alyssa dressed her.
"I'm terribly mad at everything and I don't know why," Yami glumly said, seemingly out of nowhere.
Alyssa nodded. "It's because you're not used to having PMS. And, as a bonus, if you think this is fun, wait until next week," he added sarcastically.
"Joy," Yami murmured as they headed off for school.
By lunch Jackie, Hannah, and Carly knew something was up. They cornered 'Alyssa.'
"What's happening? You've been jumpy all day-"
"You looked like you were going to faint when we talked about periods-"
"Are you pregnant or something?"
Yami let out a sigh of relief- they hadn't actually figured out what was going on. But she didn't want his fiance's reputation ruined.
"No way! Not in the seven hells! Do you want to know what's really going on and why you think I'm acting strangely?"
The girls gave Yami a look that said 'well duh' as Alyssa strutted over in Yami's body.
"What's happening here?" he asked.
"Alyssa here just said she was going to tell us why you two are acting so weird," Hannah chirped.
"I thought that we agreed not to tell them until it was necessary," Alyssa reminded Yami.
"Oh so you ARE pregnant too?" Carly asked excitedly.
"That's why I'm telling them. What's really going on is that I'm Yami; Alyssa and I have switched bodies."
The three girls burst out laughing.
"Great joke!" Jackie laughed, expecting Alyssa and Yami to join at any moment. Seeing the engaged couple's serious faces, they stopped laughing.
"You're not kidding?" Hannah asked, raising her eyebrows.
Alyssa shook his head.
The girls giggled again, this time for a completely different reason.
"Sucks for you Yami!" Carly laughed. "Doesn't Alyssa get her, erm his, period next week?"
Yami blushed, but nodded in agreement anyway.
"We've got to come over after school!" Jackie said, thinking of evil plans to execute on Yami. Little did Yami know, she would soon be cursing this curse more than she previously thought possible.
After school Jackie, Carly, Hannah hog tied and dragged Yami to the mall. What really scared Yami though was Alyssa's warning to, quote, "bring the body back in a recognizable shape. How ARE they going to mutilate me?!
At the mall, Yami was forced into the most uncomfortable clothes in the stores. Heck, those things were worse than tight leather.
However, the worst part of the day happened when Hannah, Jackie, and Carly were in Victoria's Secret, crackling maniacally to themselves. Upon seeing the torturous looking undergarments, Yami had flat out refused to ho in, opting to sit on the middle of a bench and wait instead.
For five minutes Yami sat peacefully, thinking that Victoria wasn't going to have a secret left if she kept it up. Then a brunette twenty-something male came along and sat on the edge of the bench. Yami thought nothing of this until the guy 'discretely' scooted a couple inches toward Yami. Having preformed this move herself, back when she was a guy, Yami immediately recognized this move and scooted a few inches away from the guy. The guy inched toward Yami, Yami inched away again, keeping a respectable distance between them. This agonizing pattern continued until YAmi hit the arm rest of the bench and longer had an escape route.
The brunette guy let out a tremendous yawn, stretching his arms way above his head and settling one behind Yami's back. Yami squeaked and turned to face the guy, ready to tell him off. Mr. Brunette obviously did not interpret Yami's actions correctly.
"Hey shuga," he purred in a would-be-seductive-had-he-not-been-acting-like- a-wigger-voice. "What be yo name ba-ba"
Alarmed, Yami jumped out of her seat to evade the guy's advances. "Excuse me?" Yami bit out, hoping against all hope that this stupid male would get the hint.
"I said what be-"
"That's not what I meant!" Yami roared in a not-very-threatening-because- she-was-female-voice.
"Then," the wigger started, snaking an arm around Yami's waist. "Let me and yo be cruising the mall?"
Yami punched the guy in the stomach, then kneed him between the legs.
"I'm not gay," Yami growled out, spitting on the guy's face. Then to the crowd that had just watched Yami whoop butt- "He assaulted me! Those self- defense classes really came in handy," Yami whined in her most girly-girl voice possible.
As the crowd closed in to take the brunette under citizen's arrest, Yami slipped away to find her friends.
She found them laughing outside the main entrance.
"No wonder Alyssa loves you." Jackie laughed. "The expression on you face was pricless.
"How would you feel if you were about to get molested by someone of the same sex? Granting that you're not a homosexual... Though Ryou is quite feminine..."
"He is most certainly a guy!"
"Whatever. Let's go home." Carly ordered. "I'm out of energy."
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