Sorry I missed Saturday, we actually did stuff in Spanish so I didn't have enough time to write it... This is my chapter that I'm trying to get back in the habit of humor, so if it sucks I'm sorry, I'm a bit out of practice.
I'm so happy I just my first 'x' in the story in this chapter!
Yami, Bakura, Carly and Alyssa all laughed."So who wants to start it off?" Carly asked.
"I will," Yami begun. "When we got there..."
Yami looked around, some what alarmed to see his harem all staring at him, except for Alyssa who was still asleep. The concubines politely left the room in anticipation of what was coming. Prodding Alyssa, Yami thought it was curious that her hair was a little lighter and a foot longer. Shrugging, Yami continued in his efforts to awake the female.
'Alyssa' opened her eyes, taking in her surroundings.
"Atemu, what are you doing here?" she groggily mumbled. "I haven't rested enough yet..."
"Alyssa we need to figure out what's happened! Get up!" And why is she calling me Atemu again?
"Alyssa? Who's that? Just go away so I can sleep... please!"
"..." Yami was stunned into silence. Misinterpreting his silence asa different tactic, Alisa (Yami now knew) rolled out of bed and started to drag the former Pharaoh down the hall.
"I'm NOT answering you at all hours of the night anymore! I thought I told you that! Honestly, you have the worst sexual drive of anyone I know. And that is saying something because I'm friends with Jou!" A couple of guards may have tried to help Yami, but a look from Alisa kept them in place.
Some guards they are, Yami grumbled to himself. But then, they've probably seen Alisa do this enough times...
Yami finished the story with the four meeting. "Then she says, 'Just because you have the stamina of a beast doesn't mean we all do-' And ohཀ You had to see the look on her face! It was classic."
Bakura took up the next story.
"So running through the palace right after I awoke there..."
"OW!" Bakura cried running into someone.
"What in the name of Ra!?" he heard the other person shout-whisper. Getting a good look at the person sprawled on the floor in front of him, Bakura also started seeing himself. Wait, there are differences... shorter hair that's more wild...probably from living in the desert...the scar on his cheek is more pronounced, and of course my blinding red coat... o yeah. It's the old me.
Both white-haired fiends promptly passed out.
"THIEF!"roared a guard. "s'?"
Cursing colorfully, Bekhura ran one way while Bakura ran the other. Confused, the guards split into two groups and chased after each Bakura, shouting for more security. After turning several corners and dashing down several hallways, Bakura ran into someone else.
"What the ##$#&$?" Bakura exclaimed, angry at being delayed again. Looking down at the person on the ground, Bakura immediately and profusely apologized to his pregnant wife, on the floor, helping her get up.
"We have to run!" Bakura whispered.
"You're kidding me, right?" Carly said, referring to her slightly bulging stomach.
Grunting, Bakura heaved his wife up, new bride style.
Dashing down the corridor he spotted a familiar inscription on a door. 'Son of Ra.' After seeing this so much on the temples and tombs that he robbed, Bakura did remember this to mean Pharaoh.
Creaking the door open, he closed it and set Carly down. Listening with his ear to the door, Bakura heard the guards' faint shouting that all three trespassers had gotten away. Giddy, he turned to Carly, who was staring at the bed. Upon seeing doubles of both Yami and Alyssa, he fainted.
"You fainted twice in one nightཀ" Joey said, leading the group into bursting with laughter.
"Then there was that time bye the Nile..." Carly started once the laughter had died down a bit.
The sun was shining, the crickets were chirping, and the fish were jumping. It was a beautiful calm by the Nile River and Carly was throughly enjoying it. Sitting next to her on a rock, Alyssa was petting one of the palace cats, Neko.
But Neko was not interested in being loved- he wanted fish. So perched on the edge of a rock, dodging an overly enthusiastic Alyssa, Neko stuck his paw into the clear-blue water, apparently spotting a fish.
However this fish did not want to be caught, and unfortunately for that unlucky cat, this fish weighed more than he did. Poor Neko got pulled into the river by his paw.
Overreacting, Alyssa jumped in after the cat, shouting incoherently about saving the poor kitty. While Alyssa fluttered about, Neko calmly walked back onto the rock, shaking himself. He sedately sat down and began to lick himself dry.
"Carly, help me up!"
"Then she pulled me in! The nerve!" Carly exclaimed. "And I'm pregnant! What if a crocodile bit me or something? The baby!"
But being as she was throughly unharmed, the story was comical.
"Yeah," Alyssa started. "What about that time in the library..."
"Alyssa, I've been sitting in here for a week, can we please take a break?" Carly whined.
"And what precisely would we do?" Alyssa countered, her eyes still skimming the scroll in front of her. "Frolic in the gardens? Watch Yami and Bakura sweat?...Actually catching them working out is hott... Let's go... Yami flexing..." Carly whipped out a hanky to catch the drool-
"Hey that didn't happen!" Alyssa protested.
"Yes it did," Carly stated as fact. "You were just too out of it to remember."
"Anyway..." Alyssa continued, growling.
There's a lot of dust here. It's like it hasn't been used for ages..." Carly laughed.
"What ever you do, don't sneeze. Some of this crap looks like it would fall apart if you breath too loud...And I don't think they'll take to kindly to losing half their library."
Unfortunately, Alyssa had jinxed it and Carly's dust allergy acted up.
"A-CHOO!"
"Holy...!"
Other four letter words came to mind as one of the large shelves knocked into another, creating a domino effect.
"Runཀ!"
Ten minutes later...
"Why do you two look so out fo breath?" Bakura asked during his and Yami's water break.
"And what are the guards shouting about trespassing...?" Yami added.
He and Bakura exchanged looks.
"Alright, what did you two do?" They asked together.
Alyssa and Carly shared a look. Carly yawned very loudly.
"I'm tired," Carly announced.
"Yeah the pregnancy is really getting to her. I'd better escort her to bed." Smiling sheepishly, the girls sprinted to Atemu's room and slammed the door shut, locking it quickly.
Hearing strange noises coming from the bathing area, Alyssa went to investigate, leaving Carly sitting on the bed. Pushing back the curtain, Alyssa poked her head through. She retracted it just as quickly, practically breaking the sound barrier.
"Let's go somewhere else...now," Alyssa said, her voice a little strained. "I need to find Yami, right now.
"What's going on in there?" Carly asked, trying to move to see what was going on.
"Something for Yami and my eyes only.
"Wow Atemu was quite the... nempho is it?" Mai laughed.
"That's not the right word, I no what you thinking about and you have no idea how much..."
Um, yeah I'm looking for someone to beta this for me (edit old chapters for anything) so if you're interested e-mail me at alycol14 (minus the spaces of course) also the sequel(s) to this story will need beta'd soon, so mail me if you want to do that either.:D
Carly, Hannah and I are writing a story about a guy being turned into a girl (which will eventually be posted when it's finished, as work on it is so EXTREMELY sporadic) so if you have any funny ideas that relate to that, I would be oh so grateful to hear them.
Anyways, onto
REVIEW REPLIESཀ (only 4 but I think I kinda deserve that...)
Terra Jaine- Wow all the way through... koolnessཀ And no it's not over
Yamijennimoto- No it's not the end, and I will be working on my other story, don't worry... Hey that's weird, I do live near Orlando, that would be funny if we saw each other and didn't know it. Well Mai's voice change is totally annoying, but maybe it's only because she's evil... I REALLY hope it goes back to normal when the stone lets her go... And Bakura is bound to show up soon because he did 'thank' Yami when Yami released all the souls from the shadow realm. Of course he's going to try to wreak havoc with his new found freedom
SarnaKiro- Huh? Siren?
KyrissaCHIBI- Yeah, finally another chapter is about how I feel right now. Exclamations are just dandy. I 3 them!