To Glitz and Glory: Part 2
Hey yo, it's me again. Well, where were we? Oh, I remember, the battle! –grin-
I still couldn't get over the fact that they were laughing at me! Ug, they are going to get hurt, BAD! I cracked my knuckles and looked at Gonzales for signal to attack, he gave a not and I ran towards the green shoed one, he didn't look so tough.
I gulped him up (ouch, spines) and shot him back at the red shoed one. The two hopped on one foot in attempt to stay up. 'Whoa! That little dude packs a punch!' Red said. I grinned and shot him a dirty look. 'You bet your shoes!' I said, smart alekly. It was Mario's turn to attack and he was too chicken so he just appealed. Looser… Unfortunately for me, the two clefts started to ram me! I got 3 damage from each of them, I would've gotten 4 but I know how to do the guard action command. I became ready for my last attack in this battle; I knew my attack would wipe them out. I saw as they spun out of control and collapsed. I gave a satisfied grin and jumped for joy. We- I mean, I had won the fight!
'Congratulations Gonzales.' Said that Hippo guy, I found out that his name was Grubba, we were ordered to meet him in his office for an important, something. He handed us 30 coins. 'Now you are now officially a Major League fighter!' The toad adjusted her glasses. 'Sir, I'll escort them to the Major's League.' She said, King K wished us good luck and for me to ask Jolene out on a date for him, I wasn't sure who Jolene was though…
We arrived soon at the Major's League Room; it was full of people that didn't look to friendly, once the toad left a bulky yellow hawk entered looking for Gonzales. Gonzales whispered something in my ear. 'Okay.' I replied and looked at the crystal star on the yellow hawk belt. 'Yup, it's fake.'
'How dare you call my belt fake? You… No-belt-wearing weenies!' He snapped. I pretended to shake in my boots. 'Sorry, I didn't mean to rip on your big bad belt.' I said, completely sarcastic. Gonzales just stood behind me, laughing at my witty/ smart alekly comments. The Hawk shook its head. 'If this was the fighting area, you'd be "Rawked" so bad you'd never get out of the hospital!' He paused while I held in a laugh. 'The Rawk Hawk never takes diss talk on his belt!' He raised his beak and walked out in a huff. I laughed. 'I sure did push his buttons, eh?' I said holding my stomach. Gonzales tilted his head. 'Well, whatever, let's just-' Suddenly I heard his Mailbox SP beep. 'I wonder who that could be…' I muttered to myself as he answered the mail.
'iF yOu WaNt ThE cRyStAl StAr, HeEd My InStRuCtIoNs.
From X'
I chuckled at X's pathetic attempt on writing this message. 'Whoever this X dude is, he has some serious issues!' I exclaimed. I paused and thought for a second. 'Hey, why would this dude know anything about the crystal star anyway? It seems suspicious to me…' I said eying the letter before Gonzales closed his Mailbox SP. He shrugged. Ah well, I'm sure I'm right.
A/N: Another Shorty, sorry for the delay, I finally got to Glitz Ville on my Paper Mario 2 account. My Yoshi there is blue too! I thought he'd be red or something –wants a white Yoshi-
Kisad: oO You wrote a story about me… BEFORE I WAS BORN?
Sage: Uh… Yeah. –hugs Kisad-
Kisad: Bah, well you ought to make these chappies longer…
Sage: Well, sorry.