Chapter 4: The Pits of Hellena
"Josh! I got an idea!" Danielle found some good items for throwing at the guards. "What is it! JESUS H CHRIST! The ULTIMATE weapon of mass destruction! HONEYBUNS!" (.... Er... um... maybe I shouldn't have said that.) "Antny! Grab some honeybuns and throw them!"
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For Anthony, getting caught was not in the lesson plan, and Josh's idea would more than likely get them killed; the only thought in Anthony's mind right now was 'I'm gonna kill him, yep, I'm definitely going to kill Josh. "Don't worry Anthony, I got another plan; here's what we do, I'll use my tongue as a nine section chain whip and injure their manhood!" Anthony's thoughts: (Can your plans get any dumber?) Danielle's thoughts: (One problem with his plan, well... two actually. One, all the guards we've seen are female; two, I don't think that his tongue can stretch out that far, or can it?) Josh's thoughts: (Cookies, chickens, and TELETUBIES!!!!!!!!)
Just at this time a lady with a big stuffed animal walks in looking like shes married to the Grim Reaper or Jimmy Hoffa or something like that.
------------------------------------------------ "Any last requests?"
(Why does he have big boobs?) Josh's train of thoughts had made an intelligent moment for him. "Wait a minute. YOU'RE A GIRL!!!"
"Is he this intelligent all the time?"
Danielle was surprised that this executioner thought as she did. "No, not really. I dropped him on his head a few weeks ago."
"Oh, by the way, my name is Lulu and I'll be your executioner for today and you will die by means of hamster. Thank you for the entertainment and good- bye."
One second it was stare at crazy belt lady, then it was nothing but giant hamster terds.
"Josh! I got an idea!" Danielle found some good items for throwing at the guards. "What is it! JESUS H CHRIST! The ULTIMATE weapon of mass destruction! HONEYBUNS!" (.... Er... um... maybe I shouldn't have said that.) "Antny! Grab some honeybuns and throw them!"
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For Anthony, getting caught was not in the lesson plan, and Josh's idea would more than likely get them killed; the only thought in Anthony's mind right now was 'I'm gonna kill him, yep, I'm definitely going to kill Josh. "Don't worry Anthony, I got another plan; here's what we do, I'll use my tongue as a nine section chain whip and injure their manhood!" Anthony's thoughts: (Can your plans get any dumber?) Danielle's thoughts: (One problem with his plan, well... two actually. One, all the guards we've seen are female; two, I don't think that his tongue can stretch out that far, or can it?) Josh's thoughts: (Cookies, chickens, and TELETUBIES!!!!!!!!)
Just at this time a lady with a big stuffed animal walks in looking like shes married to the Grim Reaper or Jimmy Hoffa or something like that.
------------------------------------------------ "Any last requests?"
(Why does he have big boobs?) Josh's train of thoughts had made an intelligent moment for him. "Wait a minute. YOU'RE A GIRL!!!"
"Is he this intelligent all the time?"
Danielle was surprised that this executioner thought as she did. "No, not really. I dropped him on his head a few weeks ago."
"Oh, by the way, my name is Lulu and I'll be your executioner for today and you will die by means of hamster. Thank you for the entertainment and good- bye."
One second it was stare at crazy belt lady, then it was nothing but giant hamster terds.