Bowl for Turkey

AN: Hey this is the next chapter I hope I get much more reviews well here it goes my 2nd chapter. I do not own SCII.

The next morning everyone came down for breakfast. The breakfast buffet was amazing. There were muffins, orange juice, cereal, milk, hash browns, egg sandwiches, croissants and much more. "Look at all this food!" exclaimed Yungsung. "Aha, I think I will have that egg sandwich!" stated Mitsurugi as he grabbed an egg sandwich and gobbled it down rather quickly. Taki had a blueberry muffin and some apple juice. Lizard man couldn't keep his claws off the croissants. Necrid basically ate everything along with Astroph and Talim whom everyone was surprised to see ate so much.

Astroph, Necrid, Voldo and Yoshimitsu sat at one table. Taki, Mitsurugi, Yungsung, Seung Mina and Assassin sat at another. Ivy, Raphael, Berserker (who choose a light breakfast surprisingly.) Along with Xiangua, Cassandra, Sophitia and Nightmare. Lizard man sat with Charade. The groups talked about random things for about one hour while eating. "So then I told him why haven't you mowed the lawn?" said Taki laughing as the entire table erupted in laughter at Taki's joke. Suddenly though a horn was heard. "Where did that come from?" asked the Assassin. "I-I don't know?" answered Mitsurugi. Suddenly Taki covered her nose and waved at the air.

"Ugh! Who let one go? It smells like rotten eggs!" shrieked Taki. Mitsurugi just blushed. Suddenly the rest of the table caught wind of the smell. "Ah man! That is rancid!" teased Yungsung. Seung Mina jokingly fell out of her chair and squirmed around in pain. Mitsurugi tried to defend himself. "It's not funny!" said Mitsurugi, but the table was already rolling with laughter.

At another table Yoshimitsu was discussing current events. "Did you hear that there is going to be a tax break for the upper and not middle class?" asked Yoshimitsu. Voldo hissed. "I know how come us hard working people never can get the things we deserve?" asked Astroph. "I was a barber for eighteen years and I never had a raise. In fact they cut my salary because the shop was doing badly!" stated Astroph. "How much was cut?" asked Yoshimitsu. "Fifteen percent." Replied Astroph. This took the whole table back. "It's all good though. Now I kill people for a living!" said Astroph. "Cheers to that!" said Yoshimitsu.

At another table Nightmare was sweating like a pig. "Man, I should've put on more deodorant. Now I smell like onions." Thought Nightmare. "So Nightmare, seen any good plays lately?" asked Sophitia. "I haven't been to a play in years." Replied Nightmare. "Oh, then you must see this new play it just came out! It's about a two runaway lovers who end up falling in love with trees!" offered Sophitia. Nightmare nodded. "If you ask me the best plays were by that Shakespeare guy." Said Ivy. "I don't think he really likes all those plays. I think he has someone who writes the plays for him." Said Raphael. "No way! Shakespeare is a genius!" said Ivy raising her voice a bit. "I don't know how could a guy write three great plays like Romeo and Juliet along with Othello and King Leer? Pretty suspicious to me." Implied Berserker.

"You all are haters of the British art!" accused Ivy. At Lizard man and Charade's table they ate alone. "You know for once in my life I'd like to just be able to be accepted." Sighed Lizard man. Charade nodded in agreement. "At school kid would point and call me Scaly butt crack." Sighed Lizard man. Lizard man took a bite out of his croissant. Charade sipped his orange juice.

Later at bowling alley inside resort...

Everyone was bowling well, everyone except Nightmare who had trouble getting a good grip on the ball. "Curse this bowling ball1" yelled Nightmare as he sliced a blue bowling ball in half. Voldo also had some difficulty playing but was far better than gutter balling it every frame like Nightmare. It came down to the last frame the two leaders were Taki and Cassandra. Cassandra walked up and prepared her ink bowling ball.

"Cassandra walks up the lane. She readies herself. She needs to keep herself at a high score and then she'll win it!" commentated Cassandra to herself. Cassandra bowled and knocked down five pins. Cassandra regained her ball. "Come on go for the split!" whispered Cassandra to herself. But when she rolled the ball she only managed to knock over two more. "Oh! Looks like Cassandra got a seven! Lowest score tonight! Taki just needs to knock down two pins to win!" chuckled Yungsung. "Crap!" whined Cassandra as she sat down.

Taki got up and stretched her fingers making a loud cracking sound. "It's go time!" she yelled. Taki then got ready to roll the ball but just as she was about to Mitsurugi farted. Taki missed the main set of pins and only managed to knock down one. "Mitsurugi! You're throwing off my groove!" Taki tried to pick up a ball but she dropped it. Taki bent down to pick it up, immediately all the men took the chance to stare at Taki's butt.

Taki then about to roll Mitsurugi farted again! This time loud and long with short little putt putts at the end. Taki completely missed and the ball landed in the gutter...in another lane! Taki turned around and glared at Mitsurugi. Cassandra jumped up in victory. "In your face! Loser!" taunted Cassandra as she held up a loser sign. Taki sighed. "Look on the bright side at least you didn't do as badly as Nightmare." Chuckled Ivy pointing at Nightmare's score, which was zero. Everyone laughed at that even Nightmare had to laugh.

Later that night after swimming Mitsurugi lay in bed thinking about Taki. Also about how mad Taki was since he had messed up her game. Suddenly Yungsung came in. "Hey buddy...Whoa!" yelped Yungsung suddenly jumping back. "Who are you thinking about?" asked Yungsung. "Taki." Replied Mitsurugi. "Is that why you brought your portable tent?" asked Yungsung pointing at Mitsurugi's covers, which had a huge increase in elevation in one certain area. Mitsurugi let out a yelp and fell out of bed. Yungsung laughed and exited the room.

AN: Well that's the end of chapter two. Chapter three coming soon! Review! It gives me motivation.