Well, on behalf of the world I would like to apologize. I got 2 or 3 reviews telling me that I actually put in in the "G" section, instead of the "R". For that I can agree by saying I'm a true "Baka". But the rest of the reviews were pretty nice. And, as for one of the 'parentals' who also reminded me about my mindless, stupid, dumb, arrogant, and filty but bold moves I deeply apologize. I promise to make it up by making an entirely different version 100 clean cut! So that way the little ones wont have to try and enjoy a story with out trying to figure out what cum or masterbate means... (just picking!) But I'll make sure to watch out for how it put it next time.

Thanx! Hope you like this chap as much as you did the last!

(p.s. I kinda like being thought of as Shigure. He's really funny. Hes also my favorite character! To the reviewers who sad this... you know who I'm talking to!) ) ; )

"Kyou! Breakfast time!" Tohru sung as sweetly as she could through his door, partially because he hadn't left his room yet, and partially because it was a Saturday and if no one invited him down he'd never come. It was just one of his "bad ass" phases that Tohru learned to get used to. Besides, she didn't want him to feel like he wasn't wanted.

"Breakfast smells delicious, Tohru-chan." Replied a smiling Yuki. He leaned close beside her and got a nice whiff of it. Tohru looked at him and couldn't help but laugh. She loved this family. She loved helping them and cooking for them. Sometimes she felt like their friend, and sometimes, like their mother. She had gotten so attached to them that she had stopped calling her grandpa to check on him daily (the main she stopped was because her family criticized her decision to stay with a house full of men everytime they answered the phone.)

"Can I help you with something Tohru-cun?" Yuki picked up an apron and washed his hands ( as if he actually knew how to cook). Tohru smiled.

"Well, you can dice these raddishes..."

Shigure sat at the table across from Kyou. Who looked down and wouldn't stop figeting. It felt awfully akward sitting alone in the same kitchen with a man whos seen your... whatever. What was worse was Kyou never found out if Tohru knew. Or even if they decided to tell her. He didn't want to be looked at as disgusting. Not to Tohru. It didn't matter what anyone else thought of him, but Tohru was different. She was, to him, his...

"Its nothing to be ashamed of, you know." Shigure did his famous posture, putting his hand under his chin and closing his eyes.

"What?!" Kyou was caught off guard by this conversation, and more or less wanted to appear dumfounded.

"Well, When I was a young boy I spent an AWFUL amount of time whackin the weedbush myself--"

"THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!" Kyou turned blood red as Shigure let out his burst of retorical laughter. "YOU THINK ITS FUNNY?!"

"Calm down. Dont get too rash." Shigure wiped the tears from his eyes. "I just wanted to get it all out before we got to the actual conversation."

Kyou blinked in surprise. "Actual conversation? What do you mean actual conversation? Look?! I'm 17 years old! Its a little late to try to be givin me the 'birds and the bees' talk!!"

"I'm sure you are. But that wasn't the topic anyway." Shigure paused to continue his conversation. "How long have you been... attracted to Tohru?"

"I'm not! And theres no 'weed whackin' going on either! So just drop it ok?!"

"I can tell you're not really comfortable with this. It's ok. I'm not forcing you to tell me. I'm just stating a fact... Theres more than one juunishi that lives under this roof. Some of us have sensitive noses, you know." It took Kyou a good few minutes to fully understand what Shigure just said.

"I cant belive you?! You've been sniffin me out all this time?! You bastard!!"

Shigure put on a big cheesey smile. "Actually all this time I thought it was Yuki, but hey... when you're wrong you're wrong."

"It doesn't matter! This is stupid I'm going back upstairs--" Kyou got up, furiously.

"Wait. We havent even gotten to what I wanted to tell you."

Kyou stopped at the door, but didn't turn around. He didn't want Shigure to know that he actually wanted to hear what Shigure had to say. He wanted to know how to end this nightmare.

"There is only one way to tell if she feels the same way you do about her. A single kiss, and thats it. If you dont transform, its because of the emotional attraction between you two. But if you do... then lets just say you and Tohru may not be speaking for a little while."

Kyou hit the wall and turned to Shigure. "And what makes you think I want her?! I dont want anything to do with her! Shes just some airhead that I think about with my spare time. So what!?"

Shigure looked down and sipped his coffee (which should have been cold because he hadnt touched it since earlier.) "Well, in case you're wondering... She doesn't have a clue. And it would be safe to keep it that way."

There was a sudden burst from the kitchen and Yuki was running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

"Yuki! Calm down and let me see it!" Tohru ran behind him with a little band aide.

"It burns!!"

"I told you not to cut the raddishes too short!"

She had finally caught Yuki by the arm and dapped the little cut lightly.

"See? This'll get the raddish juice out of the cut because thats what really burns. The cut is too small to hurt."

"oh.. Thanks, Tohru-cun."

The way she soothed him and talked to him made Kyou sick to his stomach. Kyou took up his invitation and retired upstairs to his room once more.

There you go! Its much cleaner! Hope you like it!