Golfing Floods
AN: Okay it's been awhile since I've written anything. Please don't hold this against me; I was on Winter break with my family. I hope you all enjoy this chapter please review. I don't own SCII. Or Dora the explorer. I do not own Polo or any other companies aid throughout this chapter. P.S. If you don't know how to play golf it's okay this chapter is all golf.
The whole gang started to play golf. Nightmare was actually doing fairly on the holes. Sure by hole ten he still hadn't gotten under a double bogey but it was better than bowling. The top three leaders of this sporting event were Yungsung who wore full golfing attire; the fuzzy cap, the plaid high-water pants, the polo t-shirt, the white gloves and even brown golf shoes. Yungsung never got a bogey the entire game. In fact about half of the holes played were eagles. Yungsung on the eleventh hole managed to get a hole in one on a par three. "Hole in one! Beat that Talim!" challenged Yungsung as he started walking towards the twelfth hole.
Talim wore a blue t-shirt jeans golf gloves and a visor cap. "Just don't crying to your mom after I'm done with you!" teased Talim. Talim was only behind Yungsung by one stroke. Talim tried to get the ball in the hole on one stroke but it was just a little short. Talim tapped the ball in now she was two strokes behind the seemingly invincible Yungsung. Necrid was in third place. His great power and precision got him only two strokes behind Talim. Necrid wore his usual attire except for his shoes, which were golf shoes with big red fuzz balls on the ends.
As the game progressed on Talim managed only to be one stroke behind Yungsung. It was the last hole on a par four Yungsung was preparing for an easy putt into the hole. Talim didn't have such an easy putt and if Yungsung made it in she would surely lose. Meanwhile Taki was in fourth place at the beginning of the last hole. Mitsurugi who was right behind her in fifth place looked at her lovingly. Taki was wearing a yellow tank top and short shorts. "You look stunning today love." Sighed Mitsurugi leaning onto his erect club. "Don't call me love creep." Breathed Taki. Mitsurugi nearly froze to death over her coldness. "Baby, I was just calling you based on what I feel towards you." Smirked Mitsurugi still gazing at Taki's yellow tank top. "Fine, be quiet puke." Said Taki as she lined herself for the drive. Mitsurugi shook his head. "Don't hide your feelings for me sweet cheeks." Chuckled Mitsurugi as he pinched Taki's butt. This was just as Taki was swinging her club shocked by Mitsurugi's gesture she let go of the golf club and it flew into the air. The golf club then hit Yungsung in the right arm just as he was putting. Yungsung yelped in pain and missed the hole by a few inches.
Talim then putted the ball perfectly into the hole she had managed to tie with Yungsung. Yungsung infuriated with Taki ran up to meet her. "Why would you do that Taki? For some sick pleasure?" asked and angry Yungsung. Taki was rubbing her butt, not because it hurt but because she felt violated. "No this loser pinched my fanny and I let go of the club on accident." Explained Taki glaring at Mitsurugi. Mitsurugi then backed up. "So it's your fault sushi loving samurai!" yelled Yungsung. "Wait, notice I still have my armor on. Hit me, it'll hurt you more than it'll hurt you." Beamed Mitsurugi. Yungsung picked up a golf club and nine iron to be exact and smacked Mitsurugi in the face with it. Mitsurugi screamed in pain the rolled down the hill into a lake.
"Thanks I would have done that myself but you know, it means so much more coming from a man." Thanked Taki. "Perhaps you shouldn't wear such revealing clothing." Suggested Yungsung. "I'm wearing this outfit for someone else." Winked Taki. Yungsung pointed at himself. "No, not you! I'm not going tot tell you right now, maybe later." Explained Taki as she walked away slowly to pick up her club, Yungsung watched her the whole way.
Later in Raphael's room nature called and Raphael had to answer. Raphael pulled sown his pants and prepared to sit on the toilet and read Southern cooking weekly but then noticed something wasn't quite right with the bathroom floor. The bathroom was flooding and pipe had sprung a leak! Raphael screamed like a girl for a brief moment because he couldn't swim then he realized that it only about three inches deep and couldn't drown him. The water was beginning to leak all over his carpet as well. Raphael ran to the customer service phone (Yes I know there were no phones back then so sue me.) "Hi this is Raphael from room 212 I need a plumber." Pleaded Raphael into the phone.
"There will be someone up in a brief moment." Answered the phone. Raphael hung up the phone suddenly more of the pipes burst open causing a bigger flood of water. "Crap! The water was now becoming a huge problem. It was coming out too fast Raphael decided to lock the door to the bathroom shut. Then the plumber and Nightmare walked in. "Hey Raphael what's up?" asked Nightmare looking at the water. "Oh a couple of pipes broke." Explained Raphael trying to sound calm. "Well were are the pipes?" asked the fat plumber. "In the bathroom." Said Raphael as he pointed to the door, which was now beginning to crack because of the water pressure. "Sweet Jesus you idiot! Now the water is building up in there at unknown rates! The pressure will explode the door!" Snapped the plumber.
"Oh honestly it can't be that bad…can it?" asked Nightmare. Suddenly the door burst open and water came into the room at high rates. "Turn it off!" yelled a panicked Raphael. The water was banging against them knocking them down. "I'll have to get downstairs somehow but I can't get up!" explained the plumber. "Open the door!" yelled Nightmare. "I can't reach the door!" squealed Raphael. "Stop being such a girl if we don't soon—The plumber was cut off because the room exploded with water and everyone in the room came flying out into the main hall. The water caused a gigantic tidal wave. The plumber threw his wrench at a red pipe the wrench connected with the pipe and stopped the water flow. However not having the tidal wave hit Astroph at full blast.
Five hours later after all the water had been vacuumed up the plumber walked over to Raphael. "I've had some pretty bad situations in my life, but that was the worst! Were lucky to be alive!" with that the plumber walked away. "My room is completely destroyed can I room with any of you guys?" asked Raphael. Nightmare let Raphael room with him. "This time however you use the public restroom." Joked Nightmare.
Kilik was watching reruns of That 1370's show on TV and was cracking up at the antics of the characters. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Taki walked in wearing a brown coat which was obviously too big for her and was completely buttoned up. "Hey Kilik." Said Taki nervously. "Oh hey Taki what can I do for you?" asked Kilik as he turned off the TV. "You can take me!" said Taki huskily. "What?" asked a completely shocked Kilik as he rolled off the bed. "I've wanted you for the longest time Kilik! I want you tonight!" moaned Taki. Though Kilik was very turned on by this he couldn't betray his friend Mitsurugi.
"Well what about Mitsurugi? What's wrong with him?" said a nervous Kilik. "What's wrong with him? He's a sleaze!" exclaimed Taki. Kilik thought about it for a moment and then agreed. Taki then took off her coat and dropped it to the ground to reveal red lingerie. Kilik's jaw dropped.
"Wait Taki let's not rush things. Let's see what's on TV." Suggested a very shaky Kilik as he turned on the TV. "Look! Dora the Explorer is on!" On the TV Dora was on a little train cart in a tunnel. Boots her monkey friend was with her. Suddenly a train whistle was heard. "Do you hear the train?" asked Dora. Dora then paused. "Tell the train to stop! Yell stop!" Kilik did not respond to Dora's plea. "I can't hear you!" smiled Dora as the other train steadily approached. Neither Kilik nor Taki replied. "No really I can't hear you tell it to stop!…Oh my God!" yelled Dora as the train horn was heard and then ran over Dora and Boots killing them. Dora's dismembered arm landed on the windshield a bloody mess.
Kilik turned off the TV. "That was random." Taki then jumped onto Kilik. "Take me tonight!" squealed Taki kissing Kilik's neck. "No! I have a bad case of diarrhea! Oh! I feel it coming on again!" lied Kilik. Taki got off of Kilik. "Okay then hun, to be continued." Taki then walked out of the room. "Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha, anybody! Give me strength!"
AN: Okay next chapter will be coming soon keep giving those reviews!