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Summary: Seto Kaiba is forced into the dating game when a business contract needs him to be married by his eighteenth birthday the thing is Seto hasn't been out on a date before.

The Dating Game

Chapter 3: Blind Date #1: Tea Gardner Part 2

"I didn't know you dated or joke Kaiba because I know its one of them, besides why would you go on a blind date Kaiba, I always thought you were just a rich jerk with a stick permanently stuck up your…"

"Hey I don't like this anymore than you but you are on a date with me and you are going to like it Gardner, I mean Tea lets begin with dinner alright," Kaiba said trying not to blow this. "So Tea what would you like to eat?"

"Well I'd like a plate of chips and a steak burger, with a super thick shake, spearmint flavoured," Tea said holding back her laughs at the thought of the reality.

"Uh yeah they said the food would be only a minute," Kaiba said sitting down at the table and began trying Madison's ideas, "So how have things been with the… stuff that you …do." (We have a genius here don't we.)

"Like the dancing Kaiba, you don't really know much about me but nice try," Tea said giggling.

"Just trying to be nice,"

"Really, well what did you order Kaiba," Tea said finally putting some kind of an effort.

"Basically what you ordered, but I don't like spearmint so I got strawberry instead," Kaiba said smiling when a song came on.

'Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine,'

"Hey Kaiba you in there, do you like this song?"

"Kinda," Kaiba said smirking at the lyrics.

'It started out with a kiss how did it end out like this, it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss, now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag, now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick, but its all in my head and she's touching his; chest now, he takes off…'

"I would have never guessed you like that song Kaiba it's so not you," Tea said laughing.

"What song is like me then Gardner," Kaiba said thinking, 'common ground established.'

"Two steak burgers, a strawberry and spearmint super shake with extra large chips," a waitress said breaking the moment.

"Thanks," Tea said smiling at the waitress who just happened to look identical to Madison and left a note for Kaiba next to his burger.

Sweet moves, you rock at this

-Madison.

"So you eat here much," Kaiba asked Tea.

"Yeah the arcade is on one side and the pizza place is a joint establishment with this place so I sometimes come in here," Tea said smiling, 'Whoa I'm actually having fun,' (These '…' mean thoughts.)

"Wheeler," Kaiba asked expecting a yes which Tea replied, "Sort of."

Kaiba just raised an eyebrow in question of this statement, "Well all of us, the gang just have fun there," Tea said smiling just forgetting she was with Kaiba, the same arrogant jerk who dissed her precious friendship speeches time after time. He was eating the extra large basket of chips which he had ordered for the two of them, he hadn't touched the steak burger but he ate nearly as quickly as Joey did, when he was on a slow day. "So Kaiba I guess you're hungry," Tea said laughing.

"Oh sorry I was gorging, haven't really eaten much lately," Kaiba said desperately trying to be really nice. "So tell me about yourself, Tea."

"Well I would like to be a professional dancer one day, well my best friends Yugi, Joey and Tristan tend to goof off and have got me in trouble around school once, I'm not saying they're bad friends its just that we have very different ideas of well funny, you know…"

"Actually I don't personally friends like them don't seem worth that stress, it's pointless putting yourself through that kind of torture," Kaiba said, "Risking yourself won't do you any good."

"What gives you the right to say that Kaiba, you don't even know them and we formed a bond which someone like you wouldn't be able to understand the relationship we have."

"I've lost my appetite," Seto said finishing his thick shake then seeing Madison trying to indicate for something else to happen, ' I can't blow this' " How bout we head off for a walk then." 'Ok that was a close one I can't lose my temper remember it's to keep Mokuba in this good life.'

"Fine but where are we going Kaiba?"

"The Park," Kaiba said standing up calmly and helping Tea out of her chair with a now really fake smile.

At the park Kaiba walked Tea by the pond which had geese. We ain't talking about regular geese we are talking the only geese I know of Collie vicious attacking mega-geese. (Hey a goose attacked me once but that has nothing to do with my intense fear of attacking geese and Chihwawa's. ok I dot know how to spell it.)

A goose flew up onto a table nearby Tea who screamed and pushed Kaiba into the freezing cold pond where even more killer geese attacked and made him squeal and run out of the pond. "Its official this is the worst date I've ever been on," Kaiba said storming off to a bench chair and whipping out his mobile which was water logged and damaged.

"You got a phone I'm calling my limo, this date is so over Gardner," Kaiba said holding out his hand for the pink phone which was beeping because the battery ran out, "Oh great, I got specially dressed for a date with a friendship freak, which insults and throws her dates at vicious ducks and leaves her phone uncharged."

"How dare you," Tea said trying to slap him when he grabbed her hand and Tea saw his fingernails which were manicured, "If you're always so busy why do you have such a well finished manicure so don't start complaining."

"So that's what those assistants do while I sleep," Kaiba said looking at his perfectly manicured nails. "Wait I need my limo, where's a phone booth."

"You don't want to use the phone booths at this time of the night at Domino Park," Tea said looking disgusted.

"They can't be that bad, wait I don't want to know what you know, there has to be a friend of yours who lives nearby you are after all miss friendship of the year," Kaiba said looking at her with a wet death glare after all he was cold, wet and miserable. Hey he's usually only one of those being all three really was bad.

"Joey lives nearby here with his dad," Tea said flinching.

"Just don't tell him we're on a date Gardner, lie, or is that against your weird code of friendship," Kaiba said letting Tea lead the way over to an apartment building.

"If I say you dragged me over because you fell in a pond and your phones not working will that be fine,"

"Whatever; Gardner I just want this night to be over."

At Joey's building Tea explains the situation and Joey gives Kaiba a phone which he calls a limo with and then leaves the building with Tea and Joey still inside, and he drives off home where he goes home and falls asleep for the assistants to do his nails.

Meanwhile in Joey's house; "Ok so what really happened," Joey asked Tea who just said.

"I'll tell you and the guys tomorrow I have one gossip tale and I'm going to need to write it all down.

Well how was it too o/oc well anyway it's the middle of the night and well I want you to read and review then suggest more people because chaos must ensue, I'm planning for an accidental date between two male characters but as far as he realises Seto is strait in my story can't say much more because I don't know how much chaos will occur or how long it will be to update my stories school starts Monday so I will have much less time.
Read and Review please.