Chapter: 7 - Visitors From the Future
Leo is standing there, heart broken. Piper is on the verge of tears, Paige is all chocked up, and Phoebe is reeling from his emotions.
Leo - How... Why… I just don't understand? Why would I do that to my own son?
Chase - Dad, that is how you always started off one of your 'lets be a dad and son' speeches. You always made a promise, that never seen the light of day. So, he has given up. Please give him some time.
Leo nods.
Phoebe - Is there anyway for us to summon future Leo?
Leo - So I can kick my future ass.
Chase - Yeah. But you can't do that dad.
Leo - Why not?
Chase - He is a sore loser, and he will try to fight back, which results in more harmful than helpful.
Piper - Why did I let Leo treat Chris different?
Chase - You guys had more battles about Chris than Wyatt.
Phoebe - Do we have a spell?
Chase - The question is, do you really want to see them.
Leo, Piper, Phoebe and Paige - Yes.
Chase - Ok.
He walks over to the cabinet, looks at the candles, shakes his head in a forget it fashion and orbs it to the center of the room.
Piper - What was that about?
Chase - The spell calls for 100 candles. You can forget about this bookworm carry 100 candles to the center of the room.
Phoebe - Wimp.
Chase - You know it. I am a bookworm, not a jock; that's Wyatt. I'm not a chief; that's Chris. I'm not a flirt; that's Chastity. I'm not a marshal arts expert; that's Prudence. I'm not a peacekeeper; that Melinda. I'm not a passive little brat; that's Taylor. Now, give me a word puzzle and I'll whip them any day.
Paige - saluting to him - Aye, aye captain Bookworm.
Chase - sounding like a captain - DISMISSED!
They laugh.
Bianca - I'd love to stay and chat, but I have a fiancé to find.
She shimmers out.
Piper - She really loves him, doesn't she.
Chase - More than your ever know.
Leo - Summon my ass here, please.
Chase - Yes, dad.
He lights every single candle and looks at his work.
Chase - If I see one more candle, I think I'll scream.
Piper - pulling him into a hug - I know, sweetie.
Chase - Ok, here we go. "Hear my words, Hear my cry, Spirits from the other side of time, Come to me, I summon thee, Cross now the great divide" - we see lights swirl, but nobody appears -
Piper - What happened. Was the spell not legit.
Chase - YES! It is legit. What happened?
Phoebe - Maybe your not powerful enough. Maybe we should try it.
Chase - If you can do it, my powers are screwed.
Phoebe, Piper and Paige - Excuse me.
Chase - I'm more powerful than you.
Piper - Um, Chase. Could you of broke it to us a little easier?
Chase - Oh, sorry. I'm just used to only have a few people more powerful than me, or even thinking their powers are anything compared to mine.
Piper - Cocky, now aren't we.
Chase - Sorry, but when your told you are one of the most powerful individual witches or anything for that matter, it kinda gets to a 5 year olds head.
Piper - 5 YEARS OLD!
Chase - Yeah, I was 5 when the angel of destiny gave me my destiny. Chris was 3.
Leo -WHAT!
Chase - Yeah. He got his a year younger. Ya see, the way it works for TT's is he arrives one year on your B-day and on the exact next year he arrives for his answer. So really I was 6 and Chris was 4. TWO YEARS DIFFERENCE!
Piper - How powerful is he?
Chase - He is da powerful man, in hip talk.
Leo - Huh?
Chase - He is the King of Magic, remember. So that means nobody is above him. Except in age. Bianca's older.
Bianca - who just orbed in with Chris - HEY!
Chase - What, you are? Chris is 6,808 years old. You are 5 years older than him. He has lived 296 life times. So you add that up. 5 times 296 equals 1,480 add that to 6,808 and you get 8,288.
Chris laughs, Bianca stares and gives Chase a death glare and powers up TWO energy balls and throws it at both Chris and Chase.
Chris - freezes the ball with one hand and steps out of harms way with one quick, uneasy and desperate step - Whoa.
Chase - freezes it immediately, expecting that one and possibly another one at any moment to appear - WOW! Sorry, I'm the bookworm, can't turn down a good blackmailing math problem. - his interpretation came true when she powered up another one and threw it in his direction - I knew it!
Chris - BROTHERS!
A portal opens on the back wall, unnoticed by the occupants of the room.
Future Piper - running into the room - CHRIS!
Chris - surprised - What, where, I didn't do it?
Future Piper - Your not in trouble, mischief. Well, at least not by me.
Piper - Mischief?
Future Piper - He is actually my baby, but his other nickname is mischief.
Chris - Enough, what's wrong and why am I in trouble with someone other than you.
Future Piper - Wyatt. Evelyn, sweetie, can you come here please.
Evelyn shimmers in.
Evelyn - Mom?
Future Piper - Sweetie, I know you tried, but when you leave, your seductive hold goes with you.
Evelyn - What has he done now?
Future Piper - Remember me telling you what Leo did to shax - she nods - Cole's got Wyatt in the same position.
Chris - What?
Future Piper - He is riding Wyatt bear back.
Chris - I HOPE NOT!
Future Piper - YOU know what I mean. He had jumped him and delaying he.
Chris - Mom, that sounds really bad.
Future Piper - Chris, you have a one track mind.
Chris - Sorry. I'm kinda busy for hobbies at the moment.
Future Piper - talking to Past Piper - Watch him on his 13th birthday.
Bianca - We got Brian because of that, thank you. So help me if you make me lose him, I'll kill you myself.
Future Piper - Ok, how 'bout this. You just make sure he don't make it a habit.
Chris - Oh, please. You and dad scared me into doing it. You were MAKING Taylor when I LEFT to go do that subject.
Piper - to Leo - Remind me to make our room have a silent proof spell on it.
Chris - It does.
Future Piper - turning red, nervously laughing - Ok, next topic.
Chris - ha, ha, ha. Paybacks are hell, mom.
A portal opens and everybody but Leo walks out.
Future Piper - Cole, where is Leo and Wyatt.
Cole - BEHIND US!
A portal opens on the wall again and Wyatt comes out with Leo on his back, trying to slow him down, which is failing.
Future Leo - Sorry Cole, I lost my grip.
Cole - I thought you were holding him.
Future Leo - I am holding him!
Chris - Oh brother! - he motions with one hand, and Wyatt freezes, with Future Leo flying off of his back, landing hard on the table - If you want something done, you have to do it yourself.
Future Leo - Ow!
Chase - running to Future Leo - DAD!
Future Leo - Hey there, son.
Chase - Hey, need any healing.
Future Leo - Chase, I'm a whitelighter, I can heal myself. But thanks for asking and caring.
Chase - Hey, what are sons for.
Chris - smarting off - Push around bean bags.
Future Piper - Christopher Perry Halliwell.
Chris - What?
Future Piper - Behave.
Chris - Whatever. - he orbs out -
Bianca - Damn! I just got him back to. - she shimmers out -
Piper - What is she, his tracker.
Chase, Evelyn, future Leo, future Piper, future Paige, future Phoebe, P., Andy, Richard, Cole - Yes.
Paige - love at first sight - Who are you, you hunnca, hunnka, burrin' love of a man. He is a piece of man meat.
Chase - That is your husband, Richard.
Paige - Richard blushes - YES! He's mine, mine, all mine. Come here baby. - she pulls him close and lip locks him -
Future Paige - Hey! Get your slutty paws off of my man,… Me. Great, I just called myself a slut.
Paige - Oh, sorry. - to Richard - Where do you live in this time, sweetie?
Richard - Don't worry, Paige. I will just appear out of the blue.
Paige - Are you half whitelighter like me?
Richard - No, I am a witch. I meant suddenly. You know what I mean.
Paige - nervous - Yeah, I just thought, you know witch talk. You can't be to careful.
Leo - to future Leo - You, me, kitchen. I don't really care where we go, just alone.
Future Leo - swallows hard - Ok.
Future Piper - Oh, no. I'm going with you.
Piper - Me too.
Phoebe - Ok, have fun. Cole, can I speak with you.
Cole - Um, sure. What about?
Phoebe - seductively - Stuff.
Future Phoebe - That best be all you talk about. You hear me Cole Turner.
Cole - Sweetie, I won't have an affair with… you.
Future Phoebe - No, but I best not hear of anything going on between you and past me. I waited it out, so can she.
Phoebe - Alright.
We see Chris and Bianca on the Golden Gate Bridge. Chris is on the beam and Bianca is down on the platform.
Bianca - Chris, I know that he hurt you. I wish that I could kill him for you, but I can't. But we could hurt him badly. I will help you do it, Chris.
Chris laughs.
Chris - I know that you would, but that is not right to do Leo that way.
Bianca - Who said we was going to do Leo that way, I'm talking about your father, the one that raised you, Chris?
Chris - You mean it.
Bianca - Yes, I do lets go, and whip his ass.
Chris - Let's do it.
Bianca - Ok.
They Orb and Shimmer out.
We see Chase, Future Leo, Leo, Future Piper and Piper all sitting at the table when Chris and Bianca orb and shimmer in to were they are.
Piper - Hey there.
Chris walks over to Future Leo, and unexpectedly punches him.
Future Piper - Stop this right now, Christopher Perry Halliwell.
Bianca - If you don't want the same thing from me, you better stay out of this, mom.
Piper - He has a lot of hate locked up.
Bianca - Yes, he has.
Leo - I'm glad it is him, not me.
Chase - Bi, I know that I should not do this, but I have to.
He runs over to Chris and Pulls him off of Future Leo.
Chris - Chase, what are you thinking?
Chase - Chris, he might be a Whitelighter but you might kill him and what are you going to tell Taylor when she says "Chris where's Daddy."
Chris - I will tell her that he is where he belongs.
Chase - You would break her heart, Chris.
Chris - No, I guess that you are right, but she would have her past dad.
Chase - Like I told you they are not like the ones that raised us, Chris.
Piper - What does that mean?
Chase - You have not raised an army so you are not the ones that raised us.
Leo - Ok, so we get more strict.
Future Piper - Yes we do, now Christopher Perry Halliwell! What was that about?
Chris - Mom, where you at the same house that I grew up in? He treated me different, so that was what that was about.
Future Leo - If you would've read the letters, you would of known what that was about, Chris?
Chris - I started getting them letters when I was 4 years old and you would tell me that you had no time for me and then orb out and you think that I would read those letters.
Leo - You would send a letter to a four year old boy and tell him that you have no time for him.
Future Leo - I had to! They told me if I didn't, then they would kill Piper and Chris and I feared for their lives. I did what they told me to do and then I would set down and write a letter to him and tell him everything that was going on but he never read the letters.
Chris - So you blame me for not getting loved?!
Future Leo - I loved you, Chris! I was just scared that they would kill you. We never knew that you had powers until you was 4 and then we didn't know how many?
Future Piper - You think that he is sneaky now? Well what until you have to raise him!
Piper - Is he that bad?
Future Piper - No, he is just a mischief. That is why he gets the nickname mischief from.
Chase - That is for sure.
Future Piper - pointing to Chase - He reads all the time and that is why he gets the name bookworm. Wyatt is just my tyrant.
Piper - So Wyatt is our tyrant, Chris is mischief and Chase is bookworm.
Future Piper - Chris has two nicknames: mischief and baby.
Chris - talking to Bianca - I don't know. We had better fix this Bianca, he will not stay frozen forever.
Bianca - No, just for 24 hours.
Piper - He will for how long?!
Chris - I can freeze something for 24 hours.
Piper - How? I can for 20 minutes!
Chris - That will change. You can for 6 hours now but I got a power boost and I can for 24.
Future Piper - If he is frozen for 24 hours, then lets kill the ones that turn him and when he un-freezes, he will be good.
Chris - I would, but someone never told me who turned him. Instead they always said that he was not evil.
Future Piper - I'm sorry! I killed you last time you came back to the past and I didn't want to do it again.
Piper - We killed him.
Chris and Bianca - No, Wyatt did.
Piper - What?
Chris - See, when I get killed here, it only sends me back to the future to were my time-villain kills me.
Piper - Who is your time-villain?
Bianca - That would be - pointing at Wyatt - him.
Leo - How does he kill him?
Chris - The way that I died in the past.
Bianca - So are we right, did The Order, Excalibur and Gideon turn him.
Piper - Yes.
Chris - I'll deal with Excalibur and Gideon...
Bianca - They have to deal with The Order.
Chris - Okey-dokey. Lets roll.
Bianca - Ok, Piper, Phoebe and Paige, I'll take you to your destination. - cocky - Got any problems with shimmering?
Phoebe - jumping up and down - No, no, no! Not one little bit. Lets get this thing on the road.
Paige and Piper - I don't think so!
Piper and Paige look at each other bewildering.
Piper - That was freaky.
Paige - agreeing - Umm-huh.
Chris - Told ya! I told you could do it to.
Piper - Well, I'm sorry I doubted you, all knowing.
Chris - Well, I'm not that.
Chase - Umm-huh. That is the humble side of Chris.
Chris - rolling his eyes - Lets get a rollin'. I have a huge to do list, and it isn't getting smaller.
Bianca - That is for sure.
Phoebe - Shimmer, shimmer! Now, now!
Piper - sarcastically gasping and shocked - Who are you, and what have you done to my sister?
Phoebe - sarcastically right back - I've kidnapped her and I'm a shape shifter. She is in my lair bound and gagged.
Piper - I'm serous!
Phoebe - Piper! I'm Cole's girlfriend-ex-wife-soon to be girlfriend-soon to be wife and you ask that question. Also, I was born on the nexus.
Paige - Well, apparently so was I.
Phoebe - snorting - well, you are also half angel. LITTERLY! I'm half devil.
Chris - You are not, now lets GO!
The all orb or shimmer to their respectful destinations.
Underworld - Piper, Phoebe, Paige and Bianca's destination
Bianca - Ok, this is where you are needed, get in position.
Piper - What position?
Bianca - thinking her ears are deceiving her - What?
Piper - We usually come, attack and conquer. That's our position.
Bianca - No wonder you all died!
Paige - I resent that, we were killed by the one and only elders. I don't like those odds. Charmed ones vs. elders. Um, lets see, I think WE'D lose!
Bianca - Not necessarily.
Phoebe - sarcastic - Oh, do tell.
Bianca - Chris defeated them, demons, neutral world and mortal world in one day.
Paige - Yeah, well, he's the king of Magic.
Bianca - There's no difference.
Piper - Yes, actually, there are. A big difference. We're talking a whole different ball park.
Paige - City.
Phoebe - Galaxy.
Bianca - No it don't matter if you have one power to all powers. All that matters is that you prepare yourself for battle. You guys took on the source, and when you were about to give up, you planed, and conquered. You just didn't just throw in the towel. And the best part, you were powerless. You guys have the power to conquer the world, if you wanted to.
Piper - You teach Chris that?
Bianca - What?
Piper - Long confidence speeches.
Bianca - softly smiling - No, Chris taught me.
Piper - Why?
Bianca - I was about to give up on my will power when I decided to escape my assassin group. But Chris… he gave me the confidence to drive harder, and now look at us. Because, if I would of given up, there would be no "we".
Phoebe - squealing - Ohhh, how sweet.
Paige - wiping tears from her eyes and nervously laughing - I'm a sucker for love stories, guys.
Piper - Yeah, I guess… it means a lot to us you care that much for Chris. I mean… we didn't think he loved anyone, or anyone loved him. He was just someone who walked the earth and that was it. Now we know he's mine and Leo's second son and he is very much loved. If he don't have the biggest fan list.
Bianca - He does.
Phoebe - I signed it.
Bianca - How?
Phoebe - Mmm, I um, I… hacked.
Bianca - You could've been arrested for that, ya know.
Phoebe - They don't call me good for nothing.
Bianca - Yeah, if anyone could do it discreetly, it'd be you and Chris, because he learned from you.
Phoebe - Why would I teach my nephew to be a criminal mastermind?
Bianca - Because he has things on you.
Phoebe - surprised - Oh no.
Piper - laughing - What could he possibly have on her that would stick.
Bianca - being suspicious - Oh, you'd be surprised.
Paige - What? Can he read minds or something?
Bianca - Yeah, actually he can.
Piper - Still, Phoebe can't keep a secret, he couldn't hold it against her.
Bianca - It doesn't matter if you want to keep it or not, if you want to bad enough, believe me, you can.
Piper gasps in realization.
Piper - You CAN keep a secret!
Phoebe - nervously protecting her little secret - No, no, no. I'm horribly bad with secrets. Ya see how bad I am, I just used double negatives.
Piper - Oh Phoebe, stop stalling. That rule doesn't count when your talking. Only when its on paper. Now down to business…
Phoebe - jumping at any chance to change the subject - Exactly. Down to business. What kinds of demons are these "order" people.
It's now Paige's turn to develop a brain.
Phoebe looks darkly at Bianca.
Phoebe - You're day's comin'. Just remember, Bianca, your days a comin'.
Bianca - What?! I can't keep a secret.
Phoebe - No, actually, I think today is your day.
Phoebe starts to advance Bianca.
Bianca - Chris! If you don't get your butt down here, your going to either lose your aunt or have a seriously hurt aunt.
Chris orbs in.
Chris - before he even looks at Phoebe and Bianca - Aunt Phoebe, stop right there. She is a lethal weapon, and I have not licensed her in this time yet. I don't want a legal battle on my hands yet.
Phoebe - Oh, so you think she can hurt me.
Chris - No, I know. She took the Valkeries at 15 years.
Phoebe stops dead in her tracks.
Phoebe - And how old is she?
Bianca - 27.
Phoebe slowly walks over to Bianca, dusts off her shoulders and pats her head in a "good boy/girl" way.
Chris - Your looking in the eyes of the one and only "Lady Bianca".
Phoebe gasps, grabs her hand, bows down on one knee, kisses her hand and welcome her "My lady.".
Bianca - Your forgiven.
Chris sighs in relief.
Phoebe - I am so sorry, My lady.
Chris - In comin'!
Paige - Ok, lets roll.
Piper - taking charge - Protect Chris.
Chris - yelling in his defense - WHO SAYS I NEED PROTECTING! I SHOULD PROTECT YOU!
Bianca - Chris.
Chris - Yes.
Bianca - Shut up and Kill the main order dude.
Chris - Ok.
They fight for about 2.2 seconds. Chris kills the main order dude as Bianca put him, and his followers stop dead in their tracks, turn to their fallen Leader and gasp.
Chris - Ok, the rest are yours.
Piper blows up the rest and Phoebe uses her powers, a little shaky but still in tact, to cover her.
Paige - Alrightly then. What do I do?
Chris - Don't throw boulders.
Paige - Good idea. - calling - Bolder.
Chris - NO!
Chris grabs Bianca and runs her and his self to safety.
About another 2 seconds, the rest are vanquished.
Piper - pulling a few fallen hairs out of her eyes - And they turned Wyatt?
Chris - leaving his safe haven - Well, they turned Wyatt's morality, and he thought good was bad and bad was good. So the main guy had the advantage. But Wyatt raises his shield up to me and he trusted me. So I was the only one who could save him. I was killed last timeline before I could rescue him, so he turned, but you eventually vanquished him. But like 3 days later when you found a demon and forced him to help.
Paige - We worked with a demon?
Chris - Yeah. That is why there is no good vs. evil.
Phoebe - I agree. - getting an idea - Hey Chris! Why don't you bring the world like you had planed.
Chris - What do you not know.
Phoebe groans.
Phoebe - Will everyone stop giving away the few secrets I have!
Chris - realizing - AND MY BLACK MAILING TID BITS!
Phoebe - See, you are hurting yourself as well. Erase their memories.
Chris - I will not.
Piper and Paige - You better not.
Bianca - Yeah. Ok, did you seal Excalibur and kill Gideon and Sigmund?
Chris - Well, I have to still find that lady in the lake. But Gideon and Sigmund is dead, gone and history. But on the other side of things, Caldwell is still on the side of the living.
Bianca - You didn't!
Chris - What? You knew I would.
Bianca - Yeah… but a girl can dream, can't she.
Chris - walking over and pulling her close to kiss her - Always, baby. You can dream anytime you wanna. Anything you wanna dream, but leaving me. - he kisses her -
Paige tears up again.
Paige - I seriously need to stop watching Soap operas.
Piper - laughing - Seriously! Paige I watch soaps and I don't cry like a big crocodile.
Paige - That is because you watch Passions and not One Life To Live.
Chris - Ok, I have a Lady In The Lake to find.
Bianca - Do you want me to go with you?
Chris - If you want to?
Phoebe - Can we go and can I go with you, Bianca?
Bianca - Yes, if you want to.
Phoebe - Great! So it is settled.
Chris - being sarcastic/joking - So it is. Ok, attention mom and aunts: those who are being transported by orbing board this a way. Those who are going air Bianca, that a way.
Piper - laughing - Funny honey!
Chris - mimicking an abductor - ALL ABOARD!
Piper and Paige walk over to Chris as Phoebe and Bianca meet half way.
Chris - All set?
The girls - Yep.
Bianca - Alrightly then.
Chris orbs his "passengers" and Bianca shimmers hers.
They arrive in the field that the girls went to in "The sword in the City aka Charmed in Camelot".
Chris - Um, Mrs. Lady in the Lake.
Bianca - shaking her head - I, Lady Bianca, address the attention of the Lady in the Lake. Please hear me, the King of Magic and the Charmed ones out.
The Lady of the Lake appears.
The Lady in the Lake - What honor is this?
Bianca - It concerns Excalibur.
The Lady in the Lake - What about the precious sword?
Bianca - It is beheld for The 4th Charmed one's son, no?
The Lady in the Lake - That is correct, but I must protect it till my days duty's fulfilled.
Bianca - Correct, but we must ask for an exception.
The Lady of the Lake - What kind of exception.
Bianca - You pass the "Lady of the Lake" down to someone else.
The Lady of the Lake - Are you crazy? That is outrageous.
Bianca - It is the only way to protect the sword; what you have sworn to do. Mordaunt is going to try to steal it.
The Lady in the Lake - Then kill him, because you will not take this sword until one of two things happen: I die or there is no where else to go.
She starts to turn into water, when Chris stops her.
Chris - Ya know, I could make both possible, now. You leave and I will make you have no other way out but to give us the sword, and before you do, I'll kill you. So either hand it over or die because I'm fed up with it. I'm trying to save your asses and all you know how to do is make my job harder. Now, I have given you and ultimatum. Make your choice. Or I'll make it for you. Decide now.
The Lady in the Lake - How dare you. You walk onto my territory and demand an answer.
Chris - YOUR territory. I do believe I'm the King of Magic. So don't you start. Make your choice now!
The Lady in the Lake - Leave!
Chris - No, make your choice. Or I'll call it.
The Lady in the Lake - You can't.
Bianca - Ok, enough!
The Lady in the Lake - No!
Chris - Who do you think you are. We're the royalties of Magic. We are over you like a mountain on an aunt hill.
Bianca - And guess who's the aunt hill?
Chris - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ok, you chose not to, now pay.
Piper - Chris?!
Chris - calling with his hand outstretched - Excalibur!
Excalibur orbs to his hand as The lady in the lake's eyes bulge at the sight before her.
Chris - Thank you.
Chris walks over to the girls.
Chris - Ok, I know your not gonna be happy, but I have to stay here to find the stone. Because it can't be the "Sword in the stone" without the stone, now can it.
Piper - Ok.
Paige - Hell no. I'll orb home from here. I can.
Bianca - Ya sure?
Paige - Yeah! I'm positive.
Piper - Well, in that case…
Chris - Ok.
Piper - Don't kill her, she's just doing her job.
Chris - I know, I was out of hand anyway. I got mad. No one, I repeat no one talks to Bianca that away without getting something said to em'.
Piper - Ok.
Paige and Piper orb out as Bianca and Phoebe shimmer out.
The Lady in the Lake - I can't let you have the sword sir, I'm sorry.
Chris - I know, but I'm sorry to because I can't let you keep it.
The Lady in the Lake - Sir, I'm sorry. But I'm going to have to ask you to give it back.
Chris - Well, ma'am, I'm sorry. But I'm gonna have to order you to drop it. How 'bout this. If they ask what happened say the King of Magic took it. You won't get in trouble and they can't get me in trouble. So just blame it on me because it is my fault. Ok.
The Lady in the Lake - I can't…
Chris - At, at… that's enough. Goodbye.
Chris walks off to leave the Lady in the Lake to wonder "What now".
Chris finds the stone and he places Excalibur inside the stone. Then he orbs it and his self out.
Chris - I'm home!
Bianca - So, how'd she take it.
Chris - She fought until I ordered her not to no more.
Bianca - Ok, as long as you didn't… I mean you didn't did you?
Chris - Kill her, no. She is very alive, well as alive as she can get.
Bianca - Good. - she kisses him - We did it!
Chris - Not yet. Seal until the rightful one releases its power, he will conspire. Now we did it!
They kiss a celebration kiss. Long and passionate.
The next day, the future ones are standing in the Magic School hallway. They are saying goodbye.
Bianca has the portal drawn, and ready to go.
Wyatt - Thanks bro.
Chris - Anytime!
Future Paige - to past Paige - Are you sure you can handle this much responsibility?
Paige - You are me, right?
Future Paige - Yeah? Why?
Paige - Then you know the answer.
Future Paige - laughing when realization hit her - Oh. I forgotten how cocky I was back then.
Chris - laughing as if it were a joke - Back then!
Future Paige - Smart ass.
Chris - I learnt from the best. - from the shock on her face, sarcastically - Ohhh. Who got told?
Future Piper - We ready?
Chris - Yes. Wait, where's Bianca?
Future Piper - darkly looking at Chris - In the bathroom.
Chris gasps.
Chris - Uh-oh.
Piper - Are you saying what I think your saying?
Piper Lynn - Yep. Daddy got mommy pregnant with triplets.
Chris - nervously laughing - Lets just keep that between us until daddy explains to mommy how daddy mysteriously developed cancer, huh?
Piper Lynn - Only if you give me a doggie.
Chris sighs.
Chris - What kind?
They laugh.
Bianca - yelling - I'll do it back here.
Chris - yelling back - I love you!
Bianca - Umm-huh. Who told you, because their already talkers.
Chris - I'm dead.
Bianca, at the end of the line, waves her hand and Chris walks through just as Jeremy orbs down.
Jeremy - WAIT!
Future Piper - What?
Jeremy - counts in his head and sums up Chris is missing - Where is Chris!
Wyatt - He just left, I'm afraid.
Jeremy - Good god. He didn't even say goodbye. - he starts to silently pout then just as quickly as it came, it left - Oh well. He'll be back.
Bianca - Just great, the father of my kids is 20 years away.
Jeremy - Again!
Bianca - shrugging - True.
Wyatt - Ok, why did you stop us from leaving.
Jeremy - Gideon has done signed for your deaths so when the demons that Josh hired attacks you'll still die.
Paige - That isn't good.
Jeremy - Exactly. So we'll make Leo headmaster and you girls teachers and keep you resident in the past ok, good. Bye!
He orbs out.
Later that night.
Chris walks through the portal that just formed on the wall. When he walks out he sees Bianca cuddled up on the couch holding Piper Lynn and Brian.
Chris - slightly taping Bianca to wake her up - Hey!
Bianca - Hey!
Chris - What's taking you so long?
Bianca - Who are they? - pointing to a new group of people who came with Chris -
Chris - Well, apparently their family who's been added.
Bianca - Wow! Welcome to the family. The more the merrier.
Chris - You still haven't answered my question.
Bianca - We're staying in the past to run Magic School.
Chris's face goes blank.
Chris - What?!
The End or is it(?)
