Chapter 6
Hi! Hey, I've just realised that for the last two chapters, I haven't ranted at the beginning! Shock, horror. But the thing is, I'm kinda running out of things to rant about! Lets see, I've done Brad Kern, The Scriptwriters . . . I know! What about Jason! I haven't ranted in full about him yet! Here goes:
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By the way, in case you haven't noticed, I really hate him. How dare they even SUGGEST Phoebe could ever love anyone else? I mean, talk about lowering your standards! Swapping an amazing, gorgeous, talented, smart, funny, incredible, amazing, wonderful . . . well, you get the picture. But the point is, how could she ever have someone like Cole, and then be in love with THAT?!
Oh well. I guess I will just have to fill the void he left in my life by writing pointless fan fiction . . . *sniffle*. IT'S NOT FAIR! Bring back Cole!
BTW, just so you know, I am NOT in love with Cole. My heart belongs to Aragorn from Lord Of The Rings. But I think Cole is the most incredible character ever, and I am completely outraged by Kern's treatment of him. I mean it's so stupid! They spent the whole of Season 3 &4 saying that it really was true love between Cole and Phoebe, and then POOF. He's gone, like some demon of the week. They didn't even give him a decent death! No touching last words, no telling Phoebe that he will always love her. He just. . . dies. HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay then, rant quota filled for this week. On with the story!
BTW, if your getting a bit bored of my rants please review and tell me! I promise I'll stop if you think there annoying! However, if you find them entertaining, also review and tell me! Remember: REVIEW!
. . . Cole becoming the Source Of All Evil. You see, it wasn't really his fault. Becoming the Source, it's not something you can fight. It's sort of like . . . well, possession I guess.
"You mean it wasn't Cole who did all those things to us?" said Paige, who was still very confused.
"No! It was Cole, just an evil incarnation of him, I suppose. You see, Cole had the Source's powers taken into his body by the hollow, right? Well, those powers were literally pure evil. They took over him, so that it was Cole, just an evil Cole. That's why he still was able to love your sister. But they made him evil. He fought it every step of the way. We're actually all quite impressed up here."
At this Paige interrupted, looking outraged. "You mean you knew the whole time?! And you didn't say anything? That's awful! How could you do this? No wonder Leo was angry, I mean . . ."
"NO! Of course not! And for once, Miss Mathews, will you please let me finish what I am saying?!" Said the man, looking harassed. "We didn't know then, but we do now. We have our own ways of finding out these things," he said hurriedly, seeing Paige open her mouth to speak. "I'm not finished. There's more, I'm afraid, and you're not going to like it. When Mr Turner was vanquished for the first time, the Source was devoured, leaving him a normal, powerless, human again. Except he was stuck in hell. When he absorbed all those powers, he was able to escape. However, the human body is not designed to be able to cope with that sort of power. Any power in fact. You need something else, some outside force to strengthen you. For example, demon blood, witch blood or the Source. He couldn't cope with all the power. That, combined with the force of losing your sister, had the power to drive him mad. . . " He trailed off uncomfortably.
Paige was beginning to feel faintly sick. "You mean none of it was his fault? Oh god . . . but why didn't you know this then?" Seeing the looks on their faces, rage bubbled up inside her. "You mean you did know? And you didn't say anything? No wonder Leo said that you were disgraces to the name of good! You ARE!"
"We thought it was for the best! Believe me, we debated long and hard about it! But when it came down to it, we couldn't risk you're sister forgiving him, and them being reunited. He's caused too much trouble! Besides, it's ridiculous! A demon and a Charmed One! Insane!"
"But as it turns out, they ARE meant to be together. That is your true mission. To reunite Cole and Phoebe. But first you must remove Cole's powers. We don't understand how Cole has regained his sanity, it makes no sense, but we must eliminate the chances of it ever happening again. He is too important now for us to risk losing him."
Paige snapped out of her stunned stupor long enough to ask a question. "But how will I do that? He obviously won't want to give up his powers. And anyway, won't they just go into the nearest demon? Then we'll have an even bigger problem!"
The man waved his hand in front of him, and an urn appeared at Paige's feet. "Trap his powers in this, then orb them up here. We'll deal with them. And as to you first question, you'll have to persuade him. No, I'm afraid the hardest thing is going to be getting them back together. But we made a mistake, and we intend to rectify it. It won't be easy. You should go now. You are dismissed."
Just as Paige orbed out, he called out "Oh and Paige . . . good luck. You're going to need it."
Hi! Hey, I've just realised that for the last two chapters, I haven't ranted at the beginning! Shock, horror. But the thing is, I'm kinda running out of things to rant about! Lets see, I've done Brad Kern, The Scriptwriters . . . I know! What about Jason! I haven't ranted in full about him yet! Here goes:
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
By the way, in case you haven't noticed, I really hate him. How dare they even SUGGEST Phoebe could ever love anyone else? I mean, talk about lowering your standards! Swapping an amazing, gorgeous, talented, smart, funny, incredible, amazing, wonderful . . . well, you get the picture. But the point is, how could she ever have someone like Cole, and then be in love with THAT?!
Oh well. I guess I will just have to fill the void he left in my life by writing pointless fan fiction . . . *sniffle*. IT'S NOT FAIR! Bring back Cole!
BTW, just so you know, I am NOT in love with Cole. My heart belongs to Aragorn from Lord Of The Rings. But I think Cole is the most incredible character ever, and I am completely outraged by Kern's treatment of him. I mean it's so stupid! They spent the whole of Season 3 &4 saying that it really was true love between Cole and Phoebe, and then POOF. He's gone, like some demon of the week. They didn't even give him a decent death! No touching last words, no telling Phoebe that he will always love her. He just. . . dies. HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay then, rant quota filled for this week. On with the story!
BTW, if your getting a bit bored of my rants please review and tell me! I promise I'll stop if you think there annoying! However, if you find them entertaining, also review and tell me! Remember: REVIEW!
. . . Cole becoming the Source Of All Evil. You see, it wasn't really his fault. Becoming the Source, it's not something you can fight. It's sort of like . . . well, possession I guess.
"You mean it wasn't Cole who did all those things to us?" said Paige, who was still very confused.
"No! It was Cole, just an evil incarnation of him, I suppose. You see, Cole had the Source's powers taken into his body by the hollow, right? Well, those powers were literally pure evil. They took over him, so that it was Cole, just an evil Cole. That's why he still was able to love your sister. But they made him evil. He fought it every step of the way. We're actually all quite impressed up here."
At this Paige interrupted, looking outraged. "You mean you knew the whole time?! And you didn't say anything? That's awful! How could you do this? No wonder Leo was angry, I mean . . ."
"NO! Of course not! And for once, Miss Mathews, will you please let me finish what I am saying?!" Said the man, looking harassed. "We didn't know then, but we do now. We have our own ways of finding out these things," he said hurriedly, seeing Paige open her mouth to speak. "I'm not finished. There's more, I'm afraid, and you're not going to like it. When Mr Turner was vanquished for the first time, the Source was devoured, leaving him a normal, powerless, human again. Except he was stuck in hell. When he absorbed all those powers, he was able to escape. However, the human body is not designed to be able to cope with that sort of power. Any power in fact. You need something else, some outside force to strengthen you. For example, demon blood, witch blood or the Source. He couldn't cope with all the power. That, combined with the force of losing your sister, had the power to drive him mad. . . " He trailed off uncomfortably.
Paige was beginning to feel faintly sick. "You mean none of it was his fault? Oh god . . . but why didn't you know this then?" Seeing the looks on their faces, rage bubbled up inside her. "You mean you did know? And you didn't say anything? No wonder Leo said that you were disgraces to the name of good! You ARE!"
"We thought it was for the best! Believe me, we debated long and hard about it! But when it came down to it, we couldn't risk you're sister forgiving him, and them being reunited. He's caused too much trouble! Besides, it's ridiculous! A demon and a Charmed One! Insane!"
"But as it turns out, they ARE meant to be together. That is your true mission. To reunite Cole and Phoebe. But first you must remove Cole's powers. We don't understand how Cole has regained his sanity, it makes no sense, but we must eliminate the chances of it ever happening again. He is too important now for us to risk losing him."
Paige snapped out of her stunned stupor long enough to ask a question. "But how will I do that? He obviously won't want to give up his powers. And anyway, won't they just go into the nearest demon? Then we'll have an even bigger problem!"
The man waved his hand in front of him, and an urn appeared at Paige's feet. "Trap his powers in this, then orb them up here. We'll deal with them. And as to you first question, you'll have to persuade him. No, I'm afraid the hardest thing is going to be getting them back together. But we made a mistake, and we intend to rectify it. It won't be easy. You should go now. You are dismissed."
Just as Paige orbed out, he called out "Oh and Paige . . . good luck. You're going to need it."