A/N: All right, all right. I'd like to thank all my reviewers, and blah,blah,blah,blah. Anyway, Percy has to keep them quiet for a while until it's actually snack time. Let's see how it goes.

Chapter 3: In Which Babies Rule the World (BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)

"Okaaay!! Listen up, little ones," cried Percy over all the cries of the toddlers in the room. "Sirius is asleep, so you all have to listen to me." George let go of Draco's hair and Fred took his finger out of George's ear.

All the babies looked at him with their big eyes. Oh, how Percy hated those eyes. "Why?" came a cry from Hermione's bed.

"What?" asked Percy in bewilderment. He had just explained it and Hermione had a better vocabulary than the others. He was hoping she would be smarter.

"I said why. Why do we have to listen to you? I'm sorry I didn't hear the beginning," She said and rubbed her sleepy eyes.

Just then Percy had an idea. If he could keep the conversation going it might just be boring enough to make the babies go back to sleep. It always worked at home. "Well you see Hermione ­–OUCH!! Hey, what was that for?" He turned while Fred sniggered - or was it George?

"Percy got an ouchy! Percy got an ouchy! Percy got an ouchy!" they chanted over and over.

Hermione got up and walked over to them. "Hey, stop that. It isn't nice you know," she said as they all looked at her.

Draco got up. "Mudbud!" he said, pushing her over. Everyone stood there trying to translate the words and find out what he meant.

At all the noise Percy looked over. Thankfully, Sirius was still asleep. But Harry wasn't. He got up and crawled right over his godfather's face and to Hermione's aid.

"UGGY!!" he shouted and shoved Draco so hard that he fell over.

Then Ron started to struggle and rolled off the sofa. After waking up to this shock he burst into tears. As quick as lightning, Percy was at his side. He swooped up his baby brother and sat him in his lap.

"It's okay, Ron, Percy's here," he said, hugging the crying child and stroking his red hair. "It's okay."

Ron looked up with his tear-streaked face. "Pewcy?" he asked as a smile broke out on Percy's face.

"Yes, Ron, it's Percy," he said embracing the boy once more, then setting him down on the floor. "It was all a bad dream." Hepulled out a hanky and wiped Ron's face off.

"Bad dweem?" asked Ron, blowing his nose into the hanky.

"Yes, bad dweem, Ron. But it's all gone now, okay?" he said, returning the cloth to his pocket.

"Okay," he said, planting a big kiss on his brother's cheek

Percy and Ron stood up. Fred and George walked over with their thumbs in their mouths looking embarrassed.

"Sowy Ron, We-"

"didn't mean to –"

"wake you up-"

"really."

"It's awright. Pewcy saved me," Ron said proudly, hugging his big brother's legs.He only made it to his waist.

Percy was about to hug the three of them when someone shouted, "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE PUREBLOOD OR NOT!! MUDBLOOD IS A BAD THING TO SAY!!"

"So that's what he said," Percy mumbled, mostly to himself

"Mudbud."

"Stop! "

"No! Why? Scawed?"

"No! Why would I be? I have Harry."

"Huh?" asked Harry, being pulled into a fight he wished would have ended.

Percy turned back to his brothers. "Okay, we need to get them away from each other. When I say 'go', we all grab one. Ready?" They all shook their heads "no" in unison. "GO!!"

Percy dived at Draco and started to drag him away, but had a hard time doing it. Fred had Hermione in aheadlock, while George had one of Harry's arms as Ron pulled the other. Harry walked away willingly. But Hermione and Draco weren't giving up so easily.

"MUDBUD!!"

"SLIMEBALL!!!"

"MUDBUD!!"

"SLIMEBALL!!"

"What the heck is going on?" Sirius mumbled sleepily, looking at the seven toddlers.

Harry, George, and Ron had their backs to the wall all holding their ears with white faces. Fred had Hermione and was struggling to drag her away, going very red in the face, as was Percy.Hermione and Draco threw insults at each other at the top of their lungs, their faces (if possible) redder thana Weasley's hair.

"Oh, no. I fell asleep. If Lily heard about this, I'd be dead."

They all stopped and looked at him. Hermione and Draco stood up straight sending Fred and Percy stumbling backwards. "HE/SHE STARTED IT!!" they yelled in unison, pointing at each other.

They all stood there in silence waiting for an answer as Sirius rushed for a diversion in his head. Just in the nick of time the doorbell rang.

"You all stay were you are while I see who that is okay?"

"OKAY!!" they all answered innocently as he left the room muttering.