A/N: AHHHHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOSH!! I CAN'T BELIVE I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE AUTHORS NOTE AND PUT IT UP!!! HOW RUDE!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!! I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT YOU ALL STAYING WITH IT!!!! I WAS GOING TO CHANGE IT AT THE LAST SECOND WHEN I HAD SOME IDEAS ON WHAT TO SAY THAT WERE FUNNY!!! OH, NO, NOW MY GUILT IS COMING! I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO AND AGAIN BY ALL MEANS I AM SO SORRY!!!! (Goes into her room and cries.) I'm a bad girl, please don't hate me. Non-existent Doritoes to everyone who stays!! And I'd like to thank Panamint for reviewing, Zoicytes-Shadow, Miss Piratess for two, and Moony Rox for three reviews. I hope you all stay.

Chapter Four: Oh, Yeah (v-v Poor Remus)

Still muttering to himself, Sirius walked to the door. Very irritated, he opened it to find – not an enemy – but one of his former schoolmates. A joyful smiled erupted from ear to ear on his face.

"Remus! It's you! Oh, I'm so glad I have someone my age to talk to. Come in, come in, and don't hesitate," Sirius said, dragging his old friend Remus Lupin, aka Moony, into the house.

"I was just wondering if I could – ACCCHHHOOOOO! Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, my goodness. I'm so sorry. Sinuses." He sniffed and blew his nose with a handkerchief. " What about you? What have you been doing?" he asked, following his friend into the living room.

"Earning some extra galleons," Sirius said, casually shrugging and turning the doorknob.

"It's amazing! It's a sign of the Apocalypse! You got a job!" Remus gaped at his lazy friend.

"I don't know what the Apocalypse is, but, yeah," Sirius answered. He opened the door, revealing a roomful of kids.

Remus was too busy talking to notice. "You still haven't changed, have you? The Apocalypse is when…"

"…Is when the Earth is about to end. But as this good gentlemen stated it, he meant it as a way of sarcasm," said Hermione as she and Harry walked up to Remus.

"That's just what I was going to say," Remus said in shock.

"Remmy!" Harry squealed with joy as his almost-uncle came into the room.

"Not now Harry, I'm trying to…HARRY!" He scooped the infant up. "Sirius did you kidnap him again?" he asked, cradling Harry (who giggled) and glaring at Sirius.

"No! Not this time. I opened a daycare center and Lily dropped him off."

"I highly doubt that. Lily would rather die then leave Harry in your care," Remus laughed. "So how did you get into the house this time? Please be honest."

"Remmy!!" Harry cried again, tired of being forgotten of.

"Yes, Harry, it's Remmy, now wait until I'm done talking to Sirius, okay?" he cooed gently to the baby.

Sirius could have gagged. "No, really! Here's the flyer," he said, holding up a piece of paper. "And I have some other kids here, too. This is Percy, Fred, George, and Ron, you know the Weasley kids. This is Hermione. Some muggles dropped her off. And this is Draco, Narcissa and Lucius's son."

"Narcissa and Lucius had a son?" Remus asked in total shock.

"I know. Isn't it incredible?" Sirius asked sarcastically. "People have children!"

" Ha, ha, Sirius. Very funny," His friend said, shaking his head. His old friend was still the same after all.

"I know I am," Sirius said, sweeping into a low bow.

"Well, I still don't believe you – OUCH!" He gaped at Harry and stared at his finger. "HE BIT ME!" he cried, still staring at the laughing infant.

Sirius laughed hysterically at his friend.

"HE BIT ME!" cried Remus, more loudly this time.

"Yeah, that's kind of strange," Sirius said calmly, wiping a tear from his eye. Sirius doubled over in laughter again.

Remus looked around at the kids in his surroundings. Percy was bent over in a clearly important conversation with his younger brother Ron. One of the twins stuck his finger in the other's ear, causing him to laugh. Draco was quietly humming to himself, running a black comb through his pale blonde hair. Hermione was practically hiding behind Remus' legs as Sirius moved towards her, and Harry was still laughing non-stop with his godfather. Percy nodded repeatedly to Ron, said something. He got up and went to Sirius's side.

He tugged at the grown-up's sleeve. Sirius calmed down a bit, but he was still giggling. "What?" he asked. He looked at Remus and began to laugh harder.

"Ron says he's hungry, and I've received many of the same complaints from others. Such as myself," Percy said, folding his arms on his chest.

"You haven't even fed them?" Remus asked in disbelief almost instantly.

Sirius and Harry stopped laughing abruptly. A long silence followed. The only sound in the room was the constant humming of Draco in the corner of the room. But nobody cared about that. They all kept their eyes on Sirius and Remus.

"Oh, yeah. I forgot that part," Sirius answered in a low voice.

A/N: GUESS WHAT!!! I JUST GOT BACK FROM AFRICA!!! Sorry, would have been here sooner but I had to track Avalon and her domesticated emu. Had a hard time with that. And unfortunately I had to hire Steve Irwin. After I found Avalon he asked if he could study her rare breed of emu. But I turned him down and gave him Avalon instead. Until next week!! HEIGH HO HEIGH HO!!! TIME TO GET AVALON BACK!!! UNFORTUNATLY HERE COMES MY DEATH!!! HEIGH HO HEIGH HO!! R&R PLEASE!! I STILL HAVE SOME NONE-EXISTANT DORITOES BAGS NOT OPEN YET!!