Well I just keep typing up new stories and forget for finnish the old ones.(Remind me update sometime.) 2 of my friends and I got bored and made up story ideas. Each of us made 4 ideas and the other 2 got to decide which one was best. I got a Bakura/ Ryou story. (Don't ya just love how adorable they are?)

One friend got a Seto/ Joey story and the other one got a Seto/ Malik story. I might post the better story on my accout...don't know yet.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Gi Oh but if I did I'd kill all the girls (cept Serenity, Gomen Mai and Tea lovers) and make all the guys gay.

Warning: This is a yaoi story. Yaoi is boy/boy relationships. Don't like don't read. Lemon in later chapters. Some swearing.

Chapter 1: Legos and Psyco Blonds ***************************************************************

*Ryou's P.O.V.*

I was minding my own business, as usual, cooking for Bakura and I, as usual. I hadn't seen or heard from Bakura since lunch, which is odd. I expect him to slide down the stair case screaming any moment now. He does that a lot now. He's starting to reming me of Malik and his yami.

As I stir in the pot of noodles I hear a loud scream which causes my spoon to fly onto the couch in the living room.

I run up the stairs. I hope Bakura hasn't tried to fly off his bunk again. I had to spend 3 hours explaining the laws of gravity to him and he slept through 2 of them.

I walk into the room to see a large lego fort in the middle of the room.

"Bonzai!" Bakura kicks through the fort and sends it crashing to the ground.

Totally ignoring my presence, or may be he doesn't notice me, he steps on the lego men spread all over on the ground.

"Little men will die from the wrath of my foot." He jumps on one.

Suddenly he decides to notice me, he looks up and his cheeks turn a pinkish color.

"Dinner is ready." I look down at the black plushie dog that Bakura hasn't let go of since he got it. "And don't spill on Poopsey again."

Poopsey is a little plushie dog that Bakura had won at the fair. I've grown to despise it. He acts as if Poopsey is a real dog. Well you'll see when he starts up at the table.

Bakura dashes down the stairs and unfortunatly the black blurr went with him.

I met him downstairs in the dining room, he was sitting at the table with a fork in one hand, a knife in the other, and a white china plate in front of him.

I fix his dinner. It's the price I have to pay to keep him quiet and belive me it's well worth it.

As soon as the plate hits the table, may be before, the plate is becoming emptier and emptier. Before I've even started he's done and he's started the ranting about Poopsey.

"Poopsey you know that stuff gives you gas." Bakura is talking to it.

"I'm eating here." I mumble and take another forkfull of noodles into my mouth.

"Poopsey you shouldn't say things like that about Ryou." Bakura grunted at the plushie who stared at him on the table. "Don't you give me that look young man."

I finnaly finnish and take both of our dishes to the sink.

"Oh thats it young man." The plushie is suddenly thrown to the ground.

This happens every night at the table. Poopsey will 'say' something about me and Bakura will throw it onto the ground. Belive me in a matter of minutes Bakura will be talking to it again.

"Can we watch the box?" Bakura asked.

He's not exactly used to the whole technology thing.

"It's a television and yes." I move towards the couch and Bakura follows.

We both sit.

*Bakura's P.O.V.*

The box...ah yes...a wonderful thing. I get to watch people die. Unless Ryou is with me...then it's sobbing romance thingies or those suspence things.

Ryou has the remote and is flipping through the channels. He stops at a Pay Per View movie thing.

"Do you want to watch Gothica?" Ryou asked.

Oh great like I know what that is.

"What's it about?" I ask.

"A woman who kills her husband and doesn't remember doing it. She gets sent to a psycward and tried to figure it out...want to watch it?"

I was stunned. Ryou never picked any movie with killing in it.

"What's the catch?" I ask.

"Nothing I just have been wanting to see this movie." Ryou said innocently.

You know he's too innocent for his own good. That always gets people in trouble. It is kinda cute but...wait Ryou cute...here we go again.

Something wierd has been going on. I've been following Ryou everywhere. Watching his every move. And yes, even when he's changing...oh such a beautiful creature he is. He thinks I'm upstairs conjering up some plot to make him mad...but I'm acually watching him. It sucks. He's just so darn cute.

I'm now distracted my a hand moving in front of my face.

"Hello anyone home." He asks with a cute little smirk on his face.

"Yea. The movie's fine." I say.

I'm soon back in my little Ryou dreamland.

I've never felt this way about someone before. I've always been independent, thinking of only myself. But it really doesn't work when you're always around someone like Ryou. He's always so cheerful and he loves you no matter what you do. I would swear that what I feel for him is lust...but I'd be lying myself into a deep hole...again.

What am I rambling about? Ryou didn't love me. How could he love someone that seemed so heartless. I wish I could tell you...but my pride...won't let me. So I hide it with my crude words and psycotic manners.

"Bakura you're not paying attention. Are you ok?" Ryou was concerned.

"Can I think?" I growled.

It acually came out a little colder than I ment for it to. Ryou turned his head away, almost like I had slapped him. I felt guilt spread over me.

"Sorry..." Ryou looked back at me, almost as if I had started to talk about my plushie dog again. "That came off colder than I ment for it to."

Ryou's eyes widened. What? Has he never heard me apologize before?

Ryou giggled and leaned his head onto my shoulder. My body shivered as he curled up next to me. Was my apology an invite to him? Hell I don't care, I have the cutest thing on Earth touching me. This is a once in a life time thing.

I lower my arm and it snakes around his waist. His back arches slightly, he's quite ticklish. He moves back to his earlier position.

His breathing becomes deep and slow. I realize that he is asleep.

I turn the box off with the remote and bring him up to our room. I stop at his bottom bunk and place him there. I stare down at his sleeping form.

He's such and angel...especially when he's sleeping. I move the stray hair out of his face and crawl into bed with him. I've never tried it before. But what could it hurt?

In his sleep mode, he snuggles next to me. I'm going to have a hard on in the morning. I fall asleep.

*Ryou's P.O.V.*

I wake up around 7:30 am and I'm a bit warmer than usual. I turn over and look at the sleeping form beside me.

Bakura acually slept with me! (Not like that pervs) I wonder what got into him to make him do that. Usually he likes to sleep alone. I know this probably means nothing in his opinion...but I wish it did. I mean I've liked him for a long time...and he doesn't notice me. May be things will change.

Yeah and then pigs will go quack.

I get up and go to make breakfast. Bacon and eggs this morning. As I'm cooking I feel a slight tingling on my neck and I suddenly feel as if I'm being watched. I've had this feeling often and I really never paid any attention to it.

But the hot breath on my neck made me turn around. Bakura was smirking down at me.

"Good morning to you too." I laughed.

He just stands there.

I look over and see the plushie still on the floor. I'm thinking about pointing it out to him because his constant staring is scaring me.

"Whatcha making?" Bakura asked and looked over my shoulder.

"Eggs and bacon." I shiver as I feel his breathing on my neck.

Gods does he even know what he's doing to me?

He licks his lips and moves back to a straight position.

"Why were you sleeping with me last night?" I ask almost afraid of the answer.

"Can't I be nice to my Hikari?" He smirks.

I know that smirk...this isn't just about being nice.

"What a sudden change." I laugh.

He growls. He obviously didn't like that comment.

"Quiet before I change my mind about being nice." Bakura growled.

The eggs and bacon are finnished so I fis Bakura and myself each a plate.

Bakura looks down at the black plushie and back up at me. He totally ignored it. Boy am I happy.

That dog has brought me to hell and back somedays.

Bakura starts to eat...but slower than usual. And he's using....TABLE MANNERS? Thats it this is heaven and I'm dead.

We both finnish at the same time.

I pick up the plates and put them in the sink.

Bakura breaks the silence.

"How about we go somewhere today...just you and I."

I almost fainted. Was he asking me out or is it just me?

"T...that sounds g...great." I stutter.

"Well go get dressed. Your still wearing yesterday's clothes."

Oh thats right I fell asleep on Bakura last night. I look at Bakura. He's already dressed.

Bakura has adopted Yami's style of dress. Leather and straps. Not that he looks bad in it. Because he doesn't. I've got one word for you. HOT.

I go up to the bathroom and shower. I change and come back down.

"Hikari...please let me dress you today. That sweater looks absolutly horrible on you." Bakura came up and stood by me.

"Err...ok." I say as he brings me up to the room.

Bakura pulls out a pair of leather pants and a red tank top.

"Here." He turns and walks out, closing the door behind him.

I frown. When he said dress me I acually thought he ment it. I blush just thinking about it and quickly put on the clothes he's laid out for me. Perfect fit! These must be some of his older clothes, because Bakura is more muscular than I am.

I was down stairs and recieve a couple of wolf whistles. Wait a couple...who else is here?

I look closer to see 2 blonds standing there getting barked at by Bakura.

"Oooo...hot." Malik walks by and grabs my rear end.

*Bakura's P.O.V.*

Those two alway have a way of ruining things for me. I was planning a little something special for Ryou and I...wait did he just grab Ryou's ass?

Oh thats it, they have to go.

"Get the hell out of here!" I bark.

Ryou blushes and pulls Malik's hand away from him.

"How did you get in here?" I ask.

"You should really learn to lock your front door." Malik says.

"Or get a better lock." Marik throws the door knob onto the ground.

"Hey put that back on the door!" Ryou laughs.

Does he really not care if 2 psycos can get into his house anytime they please? Is he really that foolish?

Marik goes to the door and reattaches the door knob.

"So where are you two going dressed like that?" Malik asked. "You might even get raped on the streets."

Marik walked over to Ryou and leaned over. By then I'm mad.

*Ryou's P.O.V.*

Marik leans over by my ear.

"The person raping you might be me." Marik pulled back and winked at me.

I blush at the thought. Yes, Marik and Malik are adorable...but I'd rather give my heart to someone else. Even if he doesn't want it.

Bakura looks mad now. I stroll over to him and grab his arm.

"We'll be leaving now. You two had better go to." I say, trying to get them away.

I need to try harder.

Malik and Marik look at eachother.

"I didn't know you two were an item." Malik sounded disapointed.

"We're not." I say. " Can't a Yami and Hikari be friends?"

Marik shakes his head.

"Not when you know everything they want and need." He laughed.

Ok now I'm sick.

/Bakura make them leave./ I whisper through our mind link.

//I want them to leave as much as you. But It's hard for them to take a hint.// Bakura growled.

I look at where the blond's were once standing. They were gone.

Suddenly I feel my rear end being grabbed again.

"Later." Malik says.

They walk out the door.

I turn to Bakura and think up something cute to say.

"Kura does my butt really look that good? I mean people just decide it's time for a grab." I strain myself not to let out a laugh.

"Turn around and let me see." Bakura spins me around and grabs my butt.

I'm freaking out. He really grabbed me. Ok now I'm too happy for my own good.

"Those psycos do have good taste is ass." He grabs it again and turns me back around.

By now I'm sure I'm red as a tomato. *************************************************************** Well that was the first chapter. If I get enough reviews I'll continue...so please review. I'll make sure and try to finnish my other stories...that is since I have the entire week off and I can stay up as late as I please. God bless Spring Break! Oh and all the readers too! ( Only God knows how much you need it. haha. JK!)

I'm thinking about having a contest. I don't know yet though. Something like the 25 or 30 reviewer will get a drawing or a fanfic of their choice. I'll get back to you on the next chapter and tell if it's offical or not. Well TTFN. TA TA FOR NOW!