An: I am really depressed now. I didn't receive any reviews ( for my last chapters on either of my stories. Ok I have had my rant now on with the story . I am really treating you today two chapters on both my stories. Now read and review.

Disclaimer: I don't own mash because if I did it never would have ended.

Hawkeye awoke with a start.

He sat up and looked around and saw Frank laying in his bed happily snoring away.

He looked over to BJ's bed. It was empty, that's strange.

Hawkeye decided that he had better go find him and see if he and Radar went back to the Officers Club without him. He grabbed his robe and went to investigate.

"BJ, BJ where are you?" Hawkeye was trying to call out but whispered so not to wake anyone.

He had already been to the Officers Club, Post Op and the Colonels office.

No luck.

Maybe he's in the latrines again thought Hawkeye. He made his way over.

"BJ are you alright," he said knocking on the door.

The Korean solider heard Hawkeye's attempts to find BJ and began to panic.

"Whys he calling your name? Whys he looking for you?"

BJ thought better of telling him Hawkeye was his best friend. It would really be rubbing salt in to the wound, that the doctor still has his best friend and the Korean doesn't, so he decided to say "He shares a tent with me, he's just concerned. I haven't been feeling that well lately, that's all."

"Well don't try and call him because I'll shoot you, that goes for you too Shorty".

"It's Radar, not Shorty" Radar said very quietly.

"What was that Shorty, trying to argue now are we?"

"No sir" Radar said back.

"That's better."

BJ stood up.

"What are you doing?"

"Standing up, my leg has gone dead from sitting down to long."

"Sit back down!"

"Ok your in control" BJ said with his arms in the air and sat back down.

There was a pause in conversation as the Korean walked around the mess tent.

"How are you going to get out of this?" BJ asked.

Hawkeye heard sounds coming from the mess tent. He went over to the tent and listened.

Radar fan: please be kind and read and review. This is my one of my first fan fic please keep tuned. :p Thanks for the reviews. Sorry for chapter length but I got to keep you hooked. Lol.