I bet all of you are wondering what Marik will do to Ryou for 20 minutes in that closet. Heck I'm still wondering too!

Ryou: I'm scared to go on my first date. What will it be like?

Malik: Well the first 5 minutes are easy...then it's their turn to talk.

Bakura: Great dating advise moron.

Marik: I like closets.

Malik: Me too.

Bakura: Moukin doesn't own Yu Gi Oh and hopefully she NEVER will. She put Ryou in the closet with Marik...Marik of all people...

Ryou: No need to bring personal matters into Moukin's work.

Warning: Yaoi. Not fit for children's eyes. If you don't know what yaoi means...by all means find out after the 8th chapter!

Caution: Swearing

Chapter 9: Clutches of the Egyptian

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*Ryou's P.O.V.*

Marik is bringing me into the closet.

Kill me now. Kill me now.

The closet doors close and Marik looks at me hungrily.

"What should I do first?" He grabbed my pants buckle.

On no.

"No, I won't let you do that." I pull his hand away.

This is going to be a long 20 minutes.

*Bakura's P.O.V.*

Twenty minutes alone with him? Let me die.

I hope Ryou doesn't let him do anything rash.

"Bakura, you know we're alone." Malik puts his hands on the top of my thighs.

Oh great another thing to worry about.

"I know..." I say sarcasticly. "How much hotter can it get?"

Malik kisses me. I have to admit it he's not bad at it...but I'm devoted to Ryou.

I push him off of me.

"I'm not going to sit here and stare at you this entire time." Malik crosses his arms and pouts.

"Go and find another room because you're not getting near me again." I hear a moan coming from the closet.

Gods...what I would give to see what Marik is doing in there.

"I've got a proposal" Ok I'm interested. "I'll tell you what Marik is doing to your hikari if you french me."

He got me.

"Fine." I don't know if I can trust him.

Marik grabs the back of my head and pulls me into a hungry kiss. I kiss back practically brusing his lips.

We fall onto the floor and I'm on top.

I shove my tongue into his mouth and explore his unknown cavern.

I haven't forgotten about air...and now I need it.

I pull myself off of him and wipe my mouth. He sits up and breaths.

"Not bad...now you want to know what they're doing in there?"

I nod.

Malik continues.

"Ryou has no shirt." Malik grips his head and closes his eyes. "He won't let Marik do him. Thats all I got."

I give a sigh of relief. As long as the pants are still on I'm fine.

"Thats all I needed to know. How much time do they have?" I was eager to get my Ryou back from Egyptian claws.

"Done." Malik went and beat on the closet door.

Ryou emerged...well he practically ran out. I found him in my arms seconds later. Then he says the wierdest thing.

"You're quite good with your mouth, Marik." Ryou rests his head onto my chest.

I look at him oddly.

"Ryou? Is that you?" I ask...trying to make a joke.

I want to pounce on Marik for making a move on my man...but that look he's giving me.

It's like he's telling me that the clock is ticking for Ryou and I.

But I want that moment to be special...not just for my sake. But for Ryou's.

The poor thing has been hurt by so many people understand that Marik.

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I'm so happy! People really like this story. And I love you all for reading and reviewing!

Bakura: Never will she own Yu Gi Oh!

Ryou: Bakura it's been a week. It'll be ok. I don't even like Marik like...oh well yeah I do.

Bakura: *runs off crying*

Moukin: What was that about?

Malik: He doesn't like closets.

Moukin: Thats crazy everyone likes closets.

Everyone: I love closets! HAIL THE CLOSET!

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