People pushed and pushed for met to write 100 things to do with: a couple of giggling nitwits, or whatever it was, and I decided I would. So, here it goes!
"I'll show them! I'll show them all! This new list will be what I would do with a giggling couple of twits!" I shouted to the sky to inform it on the events that were happening here on the ground. Just then, myoga showed up, grumbling about how he was not a coward and only ran away to tend to something twice as important as a stupid battle. I asked him if he wanted to help and he agreed after telling me the legend of something. I couldn't remember. I think I fell asleep. I was lucky I woke up at the same time he finished or I would be in trouble.
"So, let's start this list now that you are aware of the dangers of paper cuts." Myoga said.
100 things to do with: a giggling couple of twits!1. Throw dirt at them
2. Throw water at them
3. Throw mud at them
4. Throw a bucket of demon slime at them
5. Invite your friends over so they can't be all lovey-dovey
6. Plot to break up their fun
7. Plot to break up their cool stuff
8. Plot to break them up
9. Do all of that breaking up except for breaking them up
10. Steal one and see what the other does
11. Give the one you stole back so you can just steal them again just before they get back together (the pain will be twice as hard)
12. Light a bunch of sticks in fire and March around their house on a new moon night (just to scare the crap out of them)
13. Put spiders in their sleeping bag
14. Put in a squirrel
15. Put in a cup of cottage cheese
16. Put hot coals in the bottom of one so he touches his feet to them
17. Hit him on the head as hard as he hits you
18. Hit him again
19. Brick them up in a very small room and see how long it takes for them to go insane (as if they weren't already)
20. Set up a cage in front of the door and open it so that they run into the cage when they go out
21. Mess with their minds till they are crying
22. Let one of them go so they can make you a sandwich and eat the sandwich while you continue to mess with the other's mind
23. Have the one that is free make a lot of ramen and set it just out of the other's reach
24. When they try to grab the ramen, tickle them
25. Then hit them
26. Hit them again
27. Hit them one more time for good luck
28. Create the amazing "Shippou's traveling flea circus" featuring myoga!"
"What? Shippou's traveling flea circus! Isn't that a little too crazy?" I asked myoga.
"I may be small, but I have dreams too!"
"You want to be the star in a circus?"
"Fine! If you are going to undermine my dreams then you can write this on your own!" he shouted at me.
"Fine! The ones you thought of were weird anyway!" I shouted back. Hey, I wrote that one about kouga! Another 100 things to do with a couple of giggling twits shouldn't be too hard!
Two hours later:
"This should be easy! I mean it's only 100! And it's for two people! It should really be 50 things to do with Inuyasha and another 50 to do with Kagome added on! This stinks!" I yelled to the sky. It is actually really popular to yell at the sky. No one likes him because:
1. He rains on your parties
2. He doesn't rain candy on your parties
3. He's to far up to hit
4. He can't even hear us cause he's too high up
5. If he does hear us, he doesn't do what we say (like let it be summer forever!)
6. He makes scary storms to scare us
7. He sends ice balls down to hit us
8. He never shows up! No one has ever seen him ever!
"Aaaaah! Why can't I stop thinking in lists!" I screamed at myself as I punched my paper over and over again.
Probably because:
1. I was frustrated
2. I was crying out for attention
3. I'm a crybaby
"I'm doing it again!" I shrieked as I pulled out some hair in my frustration.
"You okay Shippou?" killala asked me.
"I need a vacation. I'm going insane." I said wide eye-ed because killala had 'talked' to me.
And then I ran to Kagome had an enormous dinner and slept for the next two days straight in Kagome's back pack. And I apparently also missed out on killing Naraku, or even being there to see it. I then vowed to never take another vacation but broke down when I was 50 and went to the Bahamas with Kagome since Inuyasha wished that everyone could go through the well with Kagome instead of being demon. (I think Kagome 'sat' him into it)
there. this is what i do when i have writer's block. maybe you could read some of my other fics by clicking on my name and then you can reveiw them so i don't feel so bad. then i can actually take the time to write and actual 100 instead of about 30. too bad, so sad. no one ever reviews unless i threaten to kill off one of the main characters. oops! i did it again. review or kagome gets it! just kidding! man! you guys take things too seriously!