Yawn...so the day's been boring. Stupid baceball season. I don't have to
much to say, just that I've been waiting to type all day long.
Know your stars
Know your stars Malik Ishtar...
Loves kittens and puppies
Malik: I do not! I remember the time I had a dog...it barked and I strangled it.
Know your stars
Know your stars Marik Ishtar...
Doesn't like to skinny dip
Marik: I object! I do like to skinny dip! Cool feeling in between...
Know your stars
Know your stars Ryou Bakura...
Has split ends
Ryou: You want me to hit you? I'll do it! I swear! *Bakura holds him back* I do not have split ends!
Know your stars
Know your stars Bakura...
Sniffs his own butt
Bakura: *lets Ryou go* I do not.
Ryou: *foams at the mouth and attacks the voice*
Know your stars
Know your stars Yami Moukin...
Is the best writer ever
Moukin: Damn straight!
Everyone but Moukin and the voice: Thats not fair.
Moukin: I write the story! HAHA
Marik: Moukin doesn't own Yu Gi Oh or any other known product mentioned in this story.
Warning: Yaoi. Children! Please cover your eyes! Not suitable for children under 17...wait Moukin is 15...oh well.
Swearing
Chapter 11: Plushie Returns
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*Ryou's P.O.V.*
Ok this is not fun. Not fun at all.
Malik is trying to get my pants down. He pushes me to the wall in a forceful kiss.
He whispers in my ear again.
"Did you really think I'd push you like that?" He gets off of me and laughs.
Was that a...joke?
"Well...you did freak me out." I try to keep my cool.
That was so not funny.
"I wouldn't do that to Bakura." Malik flips my egg for me. "Or to you."
That almost sounded sweet.
But this is Malik we're talking about. The guy who cares for nothing or no one but himself and his yami. Sometimes it feels like he cares...but it's all an illusion.
"O...kay." I stutter and finish making my eggs.
As soon as I'm done I start on the bacon.
I hear foot steps coming down the stairs. I hope it's Bakura.
Marik. He yawns and looks over my shoulder to see what I'm cooking.
"I tried to wake Bakura for you Ryou, but he muttered something about grinding someone's bones to make his bread and I left." Marik sat on the couch and started to make out with his hikari.
May be after they leave us alone Bakura and I can get something done.
Ah! What am I saying? I sound horny...not good. Stupid Marik and Malik.
Get A Room!
A couple of minutes later I hear foot steps coming down the stairs again.
Bakura. Thank God. Malik and Marik were getting on my nerves.
"Smells good." Bakura leaned over my shoulder and smelled the aroma of the bacon and eggs.
"Thanks."
Bakura looks at Marik and Malik who are still going at it.
"Don't you 2 ever give up?" Bakura growled loudly.
Malik gave Bakura the finger in the middle of his session.
"Could you two please save that until you get home?" I ask as kindly as possible while fixing everyone's plates.
I tend to do that too. I can't sit still for long periods of time so I do everything for people.
If it doesn't bother them that is.
Yugi can't stand to see me cook at his house.
Well back to what was going back on.
Malik pulls away from Marik when I ask them to wait. They get up and come to us.
"Great..."Bakura growled. "If I throw a stick, will you go away?"
Marik made a whimpering noise and licked Bakura's neck.
Bakura shoved him off and moved towards me at the table.
We all sat down and ate.
I saw Bakura look down at Poopsey who was still on the floor. He looked up at me and smirked.
Oh no.
He picked the plushie up and sat it on the table.
"I forgive you!" He hugged it and in return got an akward stare from Malik and Marik.
Unfortunatly they've never encountered the dog.
"Get it off the table." Marik dug back into his food.
"Poopsey says to blow it out of your ass." Bakura laughed.
Marik dropped his fork.
"Poopsey has a potty mouth." He purred into Bakura's ear loud enough for Malik and I to hear.
"Poopsey says give him at least 5 feet of personal or die." Bakura said smoothly, clearly annoying Marik.
"Poopsey needs to learn where he belongs." Marik clenched his teeth waiting for another smart remark.
"Accually you're sitting in his spot." Bakura pushed Marik out of the chair and put the plushie in his place.
Oh look the begining of WW3. Malik get the popcorn.
There's going to be a cat fight!
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Sorry about the slight cliffhanger. I'm so happy. I've been waiting for the chance to write the return of the evil plushie from hell. HAHA.
Bakura: Ryou, did you find her yet?
Ryou: No...I'm wading in the water over here.
Bakura: No you're walking.
Malik: Wading.
Bakura: Walking.
Marik: WADING MEANS WALKING THROUGH WATER! *breaths heavily*
Recieves a stare from the entire group.
Well I thank you all for reading! Please review and tell all of your friends about this story! TTFN. TaTa For Now!
Know your stars
Know your stars Malik Ishtar...
Loves kittens and puppies
Malik: I do not! I remember the time I had a dog...it barked and I strangled it.
Know your stars
Know your stars Marik Ishtar...
Doesn't like to skinny dip
Marik: I object! I do like to skinny dip! Cool feeling in between...
Know your stars
Know your stars Ryou Bakura...
Has split ends
Ryou: You want me to hit you? I'll do it! I swear! *Bakura holds him back* I do not have split ends!
Know your stars
Know your stars Bakura...
Sniffs his own butt
Bakura: *lets Ryou go* I do not.
Ryou: *foams at the mouth and attacks the voice*
Know your stars
Know your stars Yami Moukin...
Is the best writer ever
Moukin: Damn straight!
Everyone but Moukin and the voice: Thats not fair.
Moukin: I write the story! HAHA
Marik: Moukin doesn't own Yu Gi Oh or any other known product mentioned in this story.
Warning: Yaoi. Children! Please cover your eyes! Not suitable for children under 17...wait Moukin is 15...oh well.
Swearing
Chapter 11: Plushie Returns
***************************************************************
*Ryou's P.O.V.*
Ok this is not fun. Not fun at all.
Malik is trying to get my pants down. He pushes me to the wall in a forceful kiss.
He whispers in my ear again.
"Did you really think I'd push you like that?" He gets off of me and laughs.
Was that a...joke?
"Well...you did freak me out." I try to keep my cool.
That was so not funny.
"I wouldn't do that to Bakura." Malik flips my egg for me. "Or to you."
That almost sounded sweet.
But this is Malik we're talking about. The guy who cares for nothing or no one but himself and his yami. Sometimes it feels like he cares...but it's all an illusion.
"O...kay." I stutter and finish making my eggs.
As soon as I'm done I start on the bacon.
I hear foot steps coming down the stairs. I hope it's Bakura.
Marik. He yawns and looks over my shoulder to see what I'm cooking.
"I tried to wake Bakura for you Ryou, but he muttered something about grinding someone's bones to make his bread and I left." Marik sat on the couch and started to make out with his hikari.
May be after they leave us alone Bakura and I can get something done.
Ah! What am I saying? I sound horny...not good. Stupid Marik and Malik.
Get A Room!
A couple of minutes later I hear foot steps coming down the stairs again.
Bakura. Thank God. Malik and Marik were getting on my nerves.
"Smells good." Bakura leaned over my shoulder and smelled the aroma of the bacon and eggs.
"Thanks."
Bakura looks at Marik and Malik who are still going at it.
"Don't you 2 ever give up?" Bakura growled loudly.
Malik gave Bakura the finger in the middle of his session.
"Could you two please save that until you get home?" I ask as kindly as possible while fixing everyone's plates.
I tend to do that too. I can't sit still for long periods of time so I do everything for people.
If it doesn't bother them that is.
Yugi can't stand to see me cook at his house.
Well back to what was going back on.
Malik pulls away from Marik when I ask them to wait. They get up and come to us.
"Great..."Bakura growled. "If I throw a stick, will you go away?"
Marik made a whimpering noise and licked Bakura's neck.
Bakura shoved him off and moved towards me at the table.
We all sat down and ate.
I saw Bakura look down at Poopsey who was still on the floor. He looked up at me and smirked.
Oh no.
He picked the plushie up and sat it on the table.
"I forgive you!" He hugged it and in return got an akward stare from Malik and Marik.
Unfortunatly they've never encountered the dog.
"Get it off the table." Marik dug back into his food.
"Poopsey says to blow it out of your ass." Bakura laughed.
Marik dropped his fork.
"Poopsey has a potty mouth." He purred into Bakura's ear loud enough for Malik and I to hear.
"Poopsey says give him at least 5 feet of personal or die." Bakura said smoothly, clearly annoying Marik.
"Poopsey needs to learn where he belongs." Marik clenched his teeth waiting for another smart remark.
"Accually you're sitting in his spot." Bakura pushed Marik out of the chair and put the plushie in his place.
Oh look the begining of WW3. Malik get the popcorn.
There's going to be a cat fight!
***************************************************************
Sorry about the slight cliffhanger. I'm so happy. I've been waiting for the chance to write the return of the evil plushie from hell. HAHA.
Bakura: Ryou, did you find her yet?
Ryou: No...I'm wading in the water over here.
Bakura: No you're walking.
Malik: Wading.
Bakura: Walking.
Marik: WADING MEANS WALKING THROUGH WATER! *breaths heavily*
Recieves a stare from the entire group.
Well I thank you all for reading! Please review and tell all of your friends about this story! TTFN. TaTa For Now!