Part 3
Here it is so you can all stop bugging me.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha cause my mom said it would be bad for my health.
"STUPID FLEA! I'll show them. Every single last one!" I yelled to the sky in frustration.
100 things to do: to get even!
Make a flea circus and let Myoga join it.
Fire him the instant I hire him
Transform into Kagome and talk to Inuyasha
Say I love him
Say I was kidding and that he's stupid if he says he loves me too
Repeat with Kagome
The next time Miroku gropes Sango, unleash his Kazaana and make him suck her up!
Steal Totosai's hammer and hit people with it
Transform into Kagome again and wait for Kouga to show up
Repeat steps 4-5 with him
Transform into Kikyou
Repeat steps 4-5 with Inuyasha again
Transform into Sango
Repeat steps 4-5 with Miroku
Repeat step 4-5 with anyone else who even looks at me
Put worms in the spaghetti
Put dirt in the brownies
But bugs in the ice cubes
Serve a lovely dinner for everyone to say I'm sorry by using steps 16-18
Laugh when they gag
Laugh when they puke
Laugh anyway
Point and laugh
Run into forest when they chase me
Make them run through lots and lots of booby traps
Push them into the dirt
Push them into a pot of boiling water
Cook them
Sprinkle them with pepper till they sneeze
If they try to get out, throw salt in their eyes
Throw in a few vegetables
Add some garlic
Serve the soup to anyone that will eat it
Tell them how you made it
Kill them so they won't tell
Make more soup
Repeat steps 26-36 a couple times
Eat all the soup
Get that full happy feeling that comes after a good big meal
Belch loudly cause it's rude
Be sad that you can't take out my revenge on anyone anymore
Shrug
Decide I don't care
Laugh manically
Join a new group that is trying to kill Naraku
Repeat steps 1-45 a couple times
Be sad that I've effectively killed everyone in the world
Shrug
Decide I don't care
Join Naraku's group
Repeat steps 1-45
Be sad that I'm all alone in the world
Shrug
Decide I don't care
Find all the jewel shards
Wish that everyone was alive again
Wish that my sanity hadn't driven away in a taxi cab
Wish that I had a football helmet filled with cottage cheese
Wish that it was strawberry juice instead
Eat the juice
Repeat steps 1-60 as much as I want
Realize that this list is a lot easier to write than the others
Wonder why
Shrug
Decide I don't care
Ponder the meaning of the word, "ponder"
Decide it means to think about
Destroy whoever thought of it
Realize that they were already dead
Shrug
Decide I don't' care
Realize that I shrug a lot
Shrug
Decide I don't care
Think about writing another list
Wonder what it would be about
Decide it should be about food
Realize that I'm hungry
Repeat steps 26-36
Hum a happy tune
Learn how to do the chicken dance
Teach everyone else or threaten to repeat steps 1-54
Smile while the entire world is doing the chicken dance
Proclaim my self lord of the flies because it is the name of a book
Decide I will be the lord of all that is cool
Decide I will be the lord of everything
Decide I will be a god
Use the shikon jewel to make me a god
Be sad that it made me the god of craziness
Shrug
Decide I don't care
Make everyone in the world crazy
Make the other gods crazy
Make my self the god of the gods
Laugh
Be amazed at all my power
Wonder where it all came from
Decide it all started when Kagome and Inuyasha laughed at my list of what to do with a dead Kouga
Shrug
Decide I don't care
"shippou! have you finally gone insane?" kagome asked me when she read the list.
"nope!" i replied.
"the crazy are so blissfully unaware of how insane they really are." a little girl all of a sudden appear behind me.
"so true, so true." i commented.
"who are you talking to?" kagome asked me.
"this girl i just met. she's right there." i said as i pointed to her.
"that is why you never tell someone who your talking to if they ask. they'll lock you up in a soft cushiony room and tie your hands together with a really weird jacket. i hope you will learn this lesson a lot better than i did." i told the girl that had gotten me into so much trouble.
"don't worry about me. worry about the rats!"
"rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats.rats! i hate rats. they make me crazy. i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats............................."
THE END