What would you do for a Klondike (don't own) bar?

Voice: Would you run naked in the streets of New York?

Malik: Thats Monday you moron...today is Tuesday. Thats run naked in the streets of Chicago day. *runs wildly in the streets of Chicago completely naked*

Marik: I don't eat chocolate.

*Awkward silence you hear the crickets chirping...DAMN IT YOU HEAR IT!*

Ryou: Why not?

Bakura: Are you insane...I couldn't live without it! *eats a piece of chocolate*

Marik: It all goes to my thighs.

*Bakura, Malik, Ryou, and Moukin hit the floor*

Moukin: You must eat! *shoves a piece of Bakura's chocolate into Marik's mouth*

Marik: You...'ll make...me...fat...*cries*

Bakura: *rolls eyes* Moukin doesn't own Yu Gi Oh. Or anything else mentioned in this story. Except for the story. Thats hers...don't take it.

Warning: Yaoi. Ok look I'll tell you what it means since you've read 13 chapters already. It means...we interupt the current program you are watching now to bring you an important message...

Marik: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Swearing and Sexual situations.

Chapter 14: Home Sweet Home

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*Bakura's P.O.V.*

I love my little kitty. What shall I name her?

Yoru! It's Ryou mixed up...shhhh.

Malik is helping me pick out kitty food and toys for my kitty...I love my kitty.

"What are you gonna name it?" Malik asked as we checked out.

"Yoru. Pretty isn't she?" Well thats the first and last time I'll use the word pretty.

"Yoru...isn't that Ryou mix...." I covered Malik's mouth with my hand as Marik and Ryou approached us.

Ryou was glaring at Marik for some reason.

Damn you Marik. I have 2 thing that I will not allow you to touch. Yoru and Ryou...well one's not a thing...but he's still mine.

Marik and Malik walk ahead to the car and I stop Ryou.

"What did he do to you, Ryou?"

Ryou shuffled his feet.

"He wouldn't let go of the bunny so...I told him I'd to anything to make him come...and we made out right there..." My little hikari can never lie. I love him so much. "Please don't be mad at me, Bakura."

My hikari pleaded like I would kill him or something.

"Shhhh..." I place my finger over his lips gently. "We'll get Marik and Malik back really soon."

Oh that reminds me...when will they leave?

They might want to have fun in public, but I don't think Ryou would appriciate it.

Marik and Malik honked the horn from inside the car.

*Ryou's P.O.V.*

Fhew...

I'm glad he's not mad at me.

We get into the car and I drive off.

Marik is delighed by having the chance to play with Bakura's hair. Bakura never lets anyone touch it much less make their own crazy designs with it.

Bakura is paying little to no attention to Marik's actions. The little kitten is keeping him preoccupied. (Can't spell sorry)

I wonder if Marik and the kitten are working together. Ha ha what a foolish thought.

Wait...Bakura never did tell me what he named the little thing.

"Kura what did you name her?" I ask while I keep my attention on the road.

"Yoru." Bakura holds the kitten to his chest.

I've never seen Bakura act so gentle towards an animal.

Wait...isn't Yoru, Ryou mixed up? What a coinsidence. (spell check)

We drive up at the house.

Marik and Malik run inside.

I'm starting to wonder whether they'll leave or not.

Well I'll start the countdown until Bakura screams at them.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

"Damn it Marik!" Bakura shouts from inside the house.

Ah...home sweet home.

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There you go. I'm still really sorry about the spelling errors. My Microsoft Word (don't own it) won't check my spelling and grammar anyways. I want to thank you all for the really great reviews. *blows kisses at the crowd* I love you all!

And guess what?

No flames yet!

But really if you don't like the story tell me so I can fix it. Hell just curse me out.

Thank you all for reading. Please review! TTFN. Ta Ta For Now!

Marik: Your forgot about us!

Moukin: *chases Marik with chocolate piece* No I didn't.

Bakura: Hahahaha! *points at Marik and laughs*

Malik: I want chocolate!

Ryou: I will fight you all to the death for some!* pulls out light saber...or whatever it is*

*Star Wars (don't own it) Theme music plays.*

Da Da Dadada Da Da Dadada Da Da Da Da Da Da

Ryou, Malik, and Bakura: *fight with light sabers*

Marik: Help me! *runs from Moukin*

Moukin: I'll be changing my screen name because of some parent problems...but the stories will all be the same!