Disclaimer: Once again I own nothing related to anyone or anything in this story…..I still do not even own my own mind…..Imagination! Anybody referred to in this story is purely coincidental and it will not happen in real life.

I heard a horrible noise……Duffy let one rip. It lasted 20 seconds. It sounded like a dull watered down machine gun…….well actually that was not the horrible noise and I do not know why I put this in here……weirdness is gooooood……….OK! The horrible noise I heard was downstairs in Pretz's basement. It sounded like a person throwing up but with a sick satanic tone. I looked at Pretz….

"What do you have living down there?" I said

"I don't know maybe the old cheetos mutated or something" said Pretz

"Whatever it is we must go down there and beat it to a pulp" said Emily

"It still seems weird to me that a short girl like you knows how to fight very well, how did you learn?" I said

"Mortal Combat" said Emily

"Ohhhhhhh" we all went

So back to the weird freakish noise we heard……

I heard it again

"We should find out what that is," said Duffy

Then out of nowhere we smelled the smell of something burning/melting.

We are looked at each other for a second and then we ran downstairs. We reached the door to the basement. We heard it again only this time it was louder. I notioned to Duffy

"Okay Pretz uhh stay back please this is going to get ugly….or hideous whichever one you prefer" I said

Pretz laughed a little bit and stepped back

"You too Emily"

Emily stepped back

"I'll get the door, open in 3" said Duffy

I stood in front of the door and I aimed my shotgun right at the door.

"Okay" I said

3,2,1 The door opened and before me appeared yet another hideous sight. A zombie was throwing up green junk and rotating his head 360 degrees.

"Pretz is your house this possessed? I mean I know weird thing goes on here but I mean honestly Pretz! I said

"Haha yeah uhhhh I do not know how that got in here, like a lot of things really. Said Pretz

I looked back at the zombie and he was about to throw up on me.

"My dad just had these dry cleaned……no way man" I said

So then I shot the zombie in the head and it fell back on the flight of stairs and it tumbled down the stairs.

"Well then shall we continue?" I said

We continued to hear more of those weird freakish throwing up sounds.

"Let's kill some dead people! Well uh make them dead again well uhh wait ummmm YOU GET THE POINT!" said Emily

"Just make sure you do one thing though….." said Pretz

"What is that?" I said

"Save my DDR pads and my ps2" said Pretz

(haha sorry but this is random but I'm at anime club right now and there is this person flipping out and yeah its kind of funny and they are kind of being emo right now so yeah its even more funny oh wait she just used a scientific word FOCAL POINTS! Haha I am so weird but wait we are watching Trigun so all is right…..Or is it????)

ANYWAYS!

"Evil word!!! It strikes fear into my heart everytime you say that word Pretz" I said

"Hey its either that or karaoke revolution for you" said Pretz

"Uhh yeah then uhh DDR it is because I can so not sing but it's not my fault I'm so uncoordinated!"

Pretz smiled but she was the only person to get it….Duffy and Emily looked confused.

"Inside joke" I said

"ohhhhh ok" they said

So we continued down into the deep abyss of Pretz's basement. I was aiming to the left and Duffy aimed in front. We reached the bottom of the stairs. The basement was full of this puking satanic zombies, but all they were doing was standing there, rotating their heads and throwing up green junk. They weren't moving.

Duffy, Emily and I knew what this meant…….

Pretz still had the shogun and stood next to me and loaded it.

"Oh so now you want to shoot something you know you could've done something before…." I said

"Oh come on it was only a zombie…..Besides there are abunch of weird possessed ones down here that I can shoot"

"True true"

We all lined up. Duffy, Emily, and Me all pulled out or AR's and loaded them. Pretz got ready with her shotgun.

"On my signal" I said

I pointed at one that looked like a hippy. Haha perfect I said to myself.

I shouted OYE! They all looked up at me. I fired at the hippy one and I got it 2 times in the torso and 1 time in the head. Duffy, Emily, and Pretz all started firing. Dead people started falling left and right. Blood was flying, coagulated blood I mean! Brains were flying up on the walls. The zombies tried to attack us but they were too freaking slow! They all got shot down in aboot 2 to 3 minutes. I was having too much fun re-killing dead people that I just forgot aboot the time. It ended and when the gunpowder smoke rose we saw all the dead people one the ground. The theater room light was on and there was one dead guy in there.

"We must get my DDR pads," said Pretz

The dead guy bended over and picked up a DDR pad with and was about to throw up on it. I aimed carefully and shot just above the DDR pad and I hit the hand and it went into pieces. The zombie looked up at me and flicked me off with its only remaining finger on his hand……haha wow…..

"What! Oh it's on!" I said

I ran through the room jumping over dead people and Duffy, Emily, and Pretz followed. I reached the dead guy. I pulled out my shotgun and held it like a baseball bat. I hit the zombie several times until it fell.

"Pretz would you like to do the honor I mean it tried to puke on your DDR pad" I said

"Gladly" said Pretz

Pretz aimed her shotgun at the head of the zombie and fired. The head went everywhere except for the ps2 and the DDR pads.

"Haha you are so lucky Pretz so lucky" I said

"Dude that was awesome we killed like 50 zombies in this house" said Duffy

"Hmm I wonder how they got In here," I said looking at Pretz

"What its not my fault!" said Pretz

Maybe the basement door was open. I looked and it was.

"Pretz! Did you leave the door open down here" I said

"Maybe!" said Pretz

Pretz picked up the ps2 and the DDR pads and we all went back upstairs and I closed the basement door.

"WOOOO!" exclaimed Pretz

"Haha Pretz sometimes I wonder……" I said

And so ends another chapter in BOB OF THE DEAD! And Pretz if you don't leave a review I will hunt you down! Remember that I have your kangaroo hostage haha.

OYE!