.::Birthday Wishes::.
Chapter One

Shoulder length bubblegum pink hair bounced as a slight, rather pale girl walked towards an apartment block. Clutched in her hands was a small wrapped package, and a flower. Sakura was on her way to Naruto's house, to wish him a happy birthday. She knew she was late, that it had been his birthday yesterday but when she had visited, he wasn't home. Probably out celebrating with his 'adopted father' Iruka-sensei. So, she had returned today in an attempt to deliver her present and wish him a cheery 'Happy Birthday!'.

Sakura reached the building, and opened the main door. Straight in front of her were some strairs, which lead up to the second floor, the floor Naruto lived upon. Slowly, demurely she climbed the stairs, and then headed to the end of the hallway which Naruto's door was located at.

She raised her hand, about to knock, when she heard raised voices coming from inside. Curious, she quietly pressed her ear to the door.

"Sasukeeee…. Pleassseeeee!"

Startled, Sakura jumped away from the door as though burned. Sasuke was there. A soft smile crept across her face at the thought of the dark haired love of her life. That is, before a second thought rolled across. With Naruto in his apartment? Inside, Sakura screamed in anger and frustration crying bloody murder.

'How dare Naruto have Sasuke in his apartment! Sasuke-kun should be with me! ME!'

About to burst in to the apartment and beat Naruto to a bloody pulp, despite the fact she was there to say Happy Birthday, Sakura stopped when she heard another yell from Naruto, which sounding like a vaguely pleading "Plleeeaaassseeeeeee".

She couldn't for the life of her think what could make Naruto of all people talk or even beg, Sasuke of all people, like that. That is, until she heard a loud groan. This made Sakura have an epiphany which caused her face to go red, and her mouth to go dry.

Begging… groaning… Naruto calling Sasuke's name… it all pointed to one thing.

'Noooo! How could he?!' Inner Sakura scream. Sakura's eyes flashed a dangerous red before she calmed herself. Just because they had said a few… insinuating things did not mean they were having sex in there. They could just be… okay she'd decide that later.

Nodding her head in approval to her maturity, Sakura decided to listen some more in order to find out what was really going on.

"You want it?"

The sound of Sasuke's voice sent shivers down spine. She loved his voice, how smooth and deep it was. It was… sexy. Though if they were having sex, he certainly did sound emotionless. But then again, that was part of what made him so sexy. Calm and collected. Maybe Naruto found that attractive too. Someone to balance his hyper activeness. That would be good for him, Kami-sama knows he's too hyperactive. And maybe someone hyperactive would suit Sasuke…

'No no! What am I thinking?! I' m making it sound like I don't mind them being together! AH!'

'Reasons why they can't be together.
1. Sasuke is mine.
2. They're both boys.
3. Sasuke is mine.
4. Sasuke is MINE damnit!'


It was at this point that her mental dilemma was stopped by a loud "Nn…Yes….Give it to me." from Naruto.

Slowly Sakura's eyes rolled back into her head, and she slid to the ground in a faint.
Little weird, and stupid. But I thought Sakura hearing them would be funny :) There are two more chapters :) Next chapter, find out what Sakura heard ;) There will probably be a week before I update, as the other chapters are finished. Review!! :-)