Yeah for me, it's a new chapter, yeah for me! First, Napoleon, I love you man, but I have no idea who this Katie is. You could search for her on the Internet, but I do not want to find out what you will get. If you ever do find out who Katie is, please tell me, I'm dying to know. Anyway, thanks to the rest of you for reviewing and I hope you are enjoying the story so far. And now ladies and gentlemen for the ever so evil chapter. Oh and by the way I still don't own digimon and I don't own batman either.

Taichi's point of view

Yama has a gorgeous body and it's all mine! I love him so much. I know that he is the only one out there for me just like I am the only one out there for him. We were destined to be in love and that's just what this is. This is love.

I'm starting to freak myself out with the sappy love junk, but that's just how I feel. I feel like my heart could explode any minute, I feel my face flush whenever he touches me. I feel like I could soar up into the sky like a bird and live forever with my angel that is Yamato. Matt is my everything, my reason for life, my reason for breathing. Matt is. . .hold on I'm starting to cry.

"Tai are you okay? Is there something in your eye?" Only your heart Matt. Your heart is in my eye. Does that sound weird?

"I'm fine Matt." He then smiled at me with that smile that I love so much. He wiped my tears away and pulled me into his arms. He's so warm, and so caring. Wait a second! I'm supposed to be the dominant one of this relationship! That bastard, who does he think he is? I should teach. . .mmmm. . .Yama's lips!

"Tai you're so cute."

"I'm not supposed to be cute! It's not manly!" I whined.

"Believe me Tai you are all man." Matt whispered. What's that supposed to mean? He said it somewhat sexy. I think I know what it is. It means that I was amazing. All that practice with Davis pulled off. . .I mean. . .hahahaha. My stomach is doing those cartwheel things again. I love my Yama!

Yamato's point of view

Wow! Wow! That was. . .wow! I . . .wow. . .I must get a hold of myself. Tai was just so amazing and so. . .wow! Tai is just a great guy. I see myself with him for a long time. Maybe even with him for life. Till death do us part. Let's just hope that no one tries to kill us anytime soon. That would be horrible.

Why am I thinking about death? Yes, I am going to drop dead tomorrow. I'm sorry Tai, but our time together is coming to an end because I'm going to be hit by a car tomorrow, my fortune cookie said so. He'd probably believe that too. Once his fortune said that he was going to strike it rich. He went on for about a month on how rich he was going to be before he realized that it wasn't coming true.

That's Tai for you. He's not as dumb as some people think though. In fact he's not that dumb at all. He's smarter than Davis, not like that's saying much because a lot of people are smarter than Davis. I don't really care if Tai is dumb though. I like him for who he is. Okay so I don't like him, I love him!

Taichi's point of view

Matt hasn't talked much at all today. I think it's because he has to recover from last night. I was just that amazing that it's taking him a full day to recover. That's right I'm the bomb. The B-O-M-B bomb! I feel like dancing, but Matt might think I'm losing it. Or maybe he'll think he was the bomb, but no I was.

Maybe he's mad at me. That has to be it! Maybe I pushed him into doing something that he didn't want to do! Maybe I said something that made him mad. Maybe someone else's name! That's always the worst. I hope I didn't do that. I don't recall ever doing that, but what if I did? Calm down Tai he still loves you!

"Yama?" I said. "Yama are you mad at me?"

Usually people answer when you talk to them. He isn't responding at all. He's just sitting there staring at that damn TV like it's life. No, stare at me! Talk to me! I am your lover. I am your friend. . .

"I am Batman!" Whoops did I say that out loud.

"What?" So I did say it out loud. Is he laughing at me. It's not my fault that Batman is super cool and that I couldn't think of anything else to follow I am your friend. The Batman thing just seemed to fit.

"I didn't say anything."

"You said you were Batman."

"Are you insane! I'm not Batman! And I never said anything about being Batman."

"Well sorry Mr. Wayne. Why don't you just go be crabby in your batcave?"

"You are mad at me!"

"Tai I'm not mad at you. I was joking."

"You hurt my feelings."

"Your feelings will get better. You're a strong guy."

"That's right!"

Well, I'm satisfied. Not only is my Yama not mad at me, but he also thinks I'm strong. Which I am! My Yama is so kind to me. He's so perfect in every single way. He's like night light that guides me to the bathroom. The sun that blinds me when I step out of my house. The roses that are soft and prickly.

"Matt, I love you."

"Don't get mushy on me now Tai. You're not good at being mushy"

"Hey you could at least say you love me back. Want me to beat you?"

"Maybe that's exactly what I want Tai."

"You want me to beat you? Literally or in the naughty kind of way. Give you a few spankings, Tie you to a bed post and. . .Hi Matt's dad!"

"Tai you're not tying my son up to a bed post."

Stupid Matt's dad always walking in at the worst moments. It's just a good thing that he didn't come home last night. I would have loved to see the look on his face though. It would have been great.

"Tai did you spend the night last night?" Matt's dad asked.

"Psshhaa, no."

"Didn't I tell you boys?"

"Believe me you did not want to be here last night. Besides, it's not like he's going to end up pregnant. You just be happy that you weren't here because we would have been doing the same thing even if you were here. Thank you for your time." I said.

"Tai you're a riot." Matt's dad said.

"Thank you."

Only Matt's dad can take something like that and not even respond. I just told him. . .well. . .and he just said I was funny, like I was joking or something. Did it sound like I was joking. Whoa, Matt was right. I am being crabby today. It's like Miyako and I switched bodies.

"No! I want my body back!"

"What are you talking about Tai?" Matt said.

"I don't know what did I say?"

"You said you wanted your body back." Matt said.

"Oh, I was just thinking out loud. Don't worry about it my love."

"Oh my smoochie poo was thinking. I'm so proud of you Tai!" Matt said. He wrapped his arms around me much to his dad's disgust.

"Well if you guys are going to be like that I might as well leave." He said.

"Don't worry dad, we'll try to keep it PG just for you." I said.

"Why are you referring to me as dad now? Did you two get married without my knowledge?"

"Tai's just weird dad. Don't let it bother you." Matt said.

"Just as long as he doesn't start calling me mother."

That's a good idea, but I don't want to get Matt's dad mad at me. If Matt's dad gets mad at me then I might not be able to see my Yama again. I should take Matt and his father out to dinner. Then Matt will love me even more and Matt's dad will love me even more too. It's a brilliant idea and I know the perfect little burger joint to go to.

"Hey let's go get burgers!" I said.

"Are you trying to get us to buy you things again?" Matt's dad said.

"No, I was going to pay." I said.

"With what money?" Matt's dad said.

"With the money that I just got from helping my grandma out! Why are you always so mean to me?"

"It's just because he likes you Tai." Matt said.

"Sorry, but I'm taken." I said as I made a grab for Matt's arm.

"Not like that you moron!" Matt said.

"Oh. Let's go get some burgers! I know the perfect place."

"Tai I'm not really in the mood for burgers." Matt said. Not in the mood for the most delicious food ever made? He's not in the mood to devour a hunk of meat on a bun with as many condiments on it as one desires? Not in the mood to watch as his lover gets ketchup all over his face, which we all know I will. How can anyone not be in the mood for such a tasty, most scrumptious thing?

I could almost cry at the meaning of it all. And that would be that Matt is not in the mood to eat the most delicious thing ever to be made by man kind. I can't believe what he is saying. My mind it is so baffled in the wonder of it all. Why doesn't Yama want to go get a burger? They were so tasty! I should just order him to go with me. I can do that you know.

"Why not?" I said.

"I know you love burgers and everything Tai and it has nothing to do with not wanting to go out with you, but. . ."

"But you're still pissed about the band thing and going back there will give you bad memories. Am I right? Listen Matt, I told you those guys were being jerks. One of these days they're going to realize that they needed you. One of these days they are going to understand that they were wrong. And didn't I tell you that you had nothing to worry about because Taichi Yagami was going to get you back in that band!" I said.

"Yeah, thanks Tai."

"That's what the great and wonderful leader is for."

"You're full of yourself." Matt said.

Maybe I have been a little big headed lately, but after last night I have to be proud of something. I was amazing, and I know it.

"It wasn't that great you know." Matt said.

"What the hell? I thought you said you couldn't read minds!" I yelled.

"I can't."

"Oh yeah, what am I thinking right now?"

"Of how incredibly hot I am?"

"Actually no, strange because I am thinking that often."

"You see I can't read minds."

"You were faking it. You made up something that I wasn't thinking to make me think that you couldn't read minds, but I caught on to your little trick Yamato!"

"Tai you were probably thinking of nothing. Your head was probably just filled with air like it always is." Matt's dad said. How cruel!

"Seaweed."

"What?"

"That's what I was thinking about."

The two started laughing for some odd reason. Is it that funny that I should think about seaweed. I'm sure that everyone thinks about seaweed at one point of time. It's a very interesting topic. Seaweed is just so . . .green and . . .in the sea. That's why it's called seaweed because it's a weed of the sea or something like that. I should look up on that topic. It's fascinating.

"Seaweed! Tai you're great! A hoot!" Matt's dad said.

"It's not that funny." I said.

"Tai you're so cute. In a manly kind of way of course." Matt said.

"You're all making fun of me. Stop it!" I yelled.

"I'm sorry Tai." Matt said.

Yamato's point of view

Tai is so cute! I just want to kiss him all up. I would be doing that if my father hadn't come home. It's a pity to still be in school and living with your parent. For some reason it seemed like Tai was being double cute today, which made me wish that my father wasn't there even more.

"So are we going to get burgers or not?" Tai said.

What is it and the burger thing? I don't want a burger, I would much rather stay home and cook for my honey. Thank goodness for the doorbell ringing. I just hope that whoever is out there will waste a lot of time and Tai will forget all about the burgers.

I got to the door, opened it and to my surprise Kari was standing outside. Tears were running down her face. It looked like she had been crying for awhile. I was half expecting it to start raining seeing how it seemed fit. All of a sudden a storm comes out of no where and ruins a perfect day. That's how it always is.

"Kari are you okay? Come in. Do you need to talk to Tai?" I said.

"No, I need to talk to you."

Great, this could only mean one thing. She wants to talk to me about the baby. That's why she was crying. That's why she's sad. I don't like thinking about it and I wish that it never happened. It just gets Tai angry and me all jumpy. It's not a good subject at all.

I led Kari into the living room and sat down next to her. We were soon joined by my father, who liked to chaperon mine and Kari's discussions. This is really our first one, but my dad told me he would be doing that. I didn't ask why. Maybe it's because he doesn't trust Kari anymore or because he wants to make sure we're deciding the right things.

"So, what is it?" I asked.

"I don't want to have a baby." She said as she began sobbing.

"Should have thought about that before you raped him." Tai said.

"Tai you're not helping." I said. "Is there something else?" I asked.

"Ken."

Ken? Is she mad that she broke up with him or what. What can I do about that? It was here decision to break up with him. If she didn't want to then why'd she do it. I can't understand girls, they're so weird. Maybe that's why I'm interested in guys. They aren't as complicated.

"What about Ken?" I said.

"He. . . He's evil." She said.

"We already knew that. Did he hurt you or something?" Tai asked.

"Ken would never do something like that. He's not evil." I said.

Kari made said nothing, but instead handed me a black leather book. I decided that she wanted me to take the book so I did. It was someone's journal. Someone's thought. Their days accounts. And that someone was Ken. I had Ken's dairy in my hand.

I bet you thought this chapter was going to be evil! Haha! I lied! My first evil deed has been accomplished. I so need to think of more evil things to do, better evil things to do. Maybe it was a little evil with the Kari and the crying. Uh. . .who cares about that though? Till the next chapter then and I promise to get it up sooner. Review! Review! Review!