Tai and Yama are going to take a little break in this chapter. Just pretend that they went on a vacation. They're spending time in Hawaii, England, Atlantis, or maybe they went to the digital world. Anyway, before they left they told Takeru and Ken to take over for them. They'll be back in the next chapter because this is their story, but they just needed to take a little break from it all. They needed a little rest and relaxation. They needed to be waited on hand and foot. They needed to soak up the sun. On to important stuff, still don't own digimon. By now I think you should all know that. And Napoleon still wants to know who Katie is. And now to the story!

Ken's point of view

Monday has come at last. Finally it is time to show the world what kind of a person Takeru is. With him out of the way it will be easy as pie to get at Yamato. Tai is too stupid to understand anything and no one else cares, so I'll get my way. Everything must always go my way.

"Hey Ken! What sort of evil deeds are you planning for today?" My second most hated rival said.

"Nothing, my dear Takeru." I said.

"Since when am I yours?" He said.

"Everything is mine."

"That's nice."

How should I cause his destruction? Should I take away his lover like I will do to Yamato? Shall I poison his milk during lunch? I guess I don't really want to kill him. It would be such a shame if something as beautiful as him were to die. I can't believe I just thought Takeru was beautiful.

"What's with the look of disgust? Were you thinking of me in an unpleasant way?" He said.

"Maybe."

"Don't worry I wouldn't like it if you popped up in my head naked either." He said.

"I wasn't thinking about you naked!"

"I bet you are now."

I'll admit that he's a worthy opponent. He will definitely be hard to destroy. If I'm not careful he will be my doom. My plans will fail if this keeps happening. What though is happening?

"Busy planning my demise?" Takeru said.

Didn't he have anyone else to bother? Where was that stupid Dai when you needed him? He had better not be sick today. I don't want to be stuck with this thing all day long. He's the worst company ever.

"Why don't you go find you're boyfriend and bug him?" I said.

"What boyfriend?"

"Daisuke, you moron!"

"We broke up. He said he doesn't like how rough I get in the bedroom."

"You're disgusting."

I wasn't the least bit sorry for him. It was his own damn fault anyway. He was a devil child and deserved to get dumped. He deserved worse then that. He probably seriously puts dog collars and chains on Dai and whips him. Oh, that doesn't sound to bad.

"So now you're just going to bother me all the time aren't you? Don't you have friends?" I said.

"Don't you have friends?"

"Of course I have friends!"

Thank goodness for the bell ringing. I rushed to class, ignoring Takeru. That damn kid made me late for class. I was never late for class. Sometimes I would skip class, but when I did show I was never late. I will hate Takeru for ever now!

"You're two are late. Detention after school." The teacher said.

I glared at Takeru and took my seat behind Daisuke. He giggled at me when I passed and then went back to coloring. The teacher had basically given up on him and let him do whatever he wanted to do. No one has much hope for Dai. I feel sorry for him. He is my best friend after all.

After the teacher talked for what seemed like a million years we were finally dismissed to lunch. When less then a third of the class isn't paying attention you would think that the teacher would just shut up, but it never happens that way. Of course I really don't need to listen to her.

"Wasn't that thing about George Washington amazing?" Takeru said as we headed out of class.

"Who's that?" Dai asked as he pulled a lollipop out of his pocket.

"Some dead American guy." I said.

"When did we start learning about America?" Dai asked.

"We're learning about wars. And we started about two weeks ago."

Takeru always paid attention in class. I just don't know how he manages to actually stay awake, let alone listen to the teacher through the whole million years she's talking. She's just so boring. A lot of subjects are boring when you know everything. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother coming to school. I guess even a genius can learn something here.

"Do you guys think I should ask Miyako out?" Dai said.

"Aren't you gay?" I asked.

We had reached are destination by now under the tree that we usually sit under for lunch. We sat down and continued our conversation.

"Whoever said I was gay? I dated Takeru because he was hot. I'll date Miyako because she is hot. She's hotter than the hot sauce I put on my cereal this morning." Dai said.

Takeru and I just nodded our heads at this. We learned by now that it was safer to not ask questions. If Dai wanted to put hot sauce on his cereal then he could. I wouldn't care just as long as he doesn't make me eat it.

"Look TA you made a mark on my neck!" Dai said. He sure changes the subject fast. We didn't even answer his first question.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to bite you that hard." Takeru said.

"You bit him? Interesting." I said.

"You don't seem to concerned about the teeth marks on him." Takeru said.

"Should I be. Maybe he deserved it." I said.

"Yes, he does deserve the beatings." Takeru said.

"A lot of people do."

"Does Kenny like beatings?" Takeru asked.

"Only when there's blood, sex and chains involved. Maybe even a whip." Did I actually say that? To him?

"Wow. I don't have a reply to that." He said as he scooted away from me. He seemed a little pale.

Maybe it won't be as hard as I thought to bring him down. If I keep saying things like that to him he'll eventually break. It will be easy to keep him off my back when he's frightened of me. If only I knew it was going to be this easy before.

Takeru's point of view

Did Ken really say that? Did he really mean that? I think that he did. That's so hot! I almost pounced on him right there. If Koushiro and Sora didn't show up then I think I would have. I have to keep my control, but I want to get dirty with him. I want to. . .

(Elevator music on)

. . .Why must Ken be so perfect and evil?

I didn't notice until recently that the unfavorable ex-emperor of the digital world was so hot. Okay so I did notice, but not till recently that I had a thing for him. He's so delicate, pale, like a beautiful porcelain doll. His unkind ways seemed to just turn me on. I know I should hate him for what he did to my brother. I know I should, but I just can't. I want to. . .

(We interrupt Takeru's naughty thoughts to give you this. Pointless nothing.)

Ken says he's in love with the girl we know as Hikari. He says that she's the only one for him, but a guy like him is supposed to be gay. He's supposed to be gay. I will make him gay. I will make him mine!

I know that one way or another I will get that pretty boy. Once he's mine he will discover that it's a waste of perfect make out time trying to destroy my brothers life. And if I make him my little empress he just might suffer for awhile. I like to watch Kenny suffer. It's so very fun.

How should I get Kenny to be my empress? I could just order him to be my lover for eternity, but what fun is that. So it's a lot of fun to order people around, but it needs to be more difficult then that. It needs to cause him pain, more pain then a simple order could bring.

Daisuke's point of view.

I love turkey hot dogs! I love turkey hot dogs! I could eat them all day long. . . .Ishy squishy this is not good. Not good at all! It's a disgrace to the entire hot dog name. Why must the school always feed us poison? I'm going to cry! How can anyone eat this disgusting thing? MUNCH! Hmmmm. . . It's still food and a guys got to eat! Unless you're Ken because he's skinny and anorexic.

I thought that Ken was a vampire for awhile. He's not though so I have nothing to worry about. Now Matt on the other hand is a vampire. I know this for a fact. You see the other day, like yesterday, I was at my favorite burger joint when I looked over to find Matt, his dad, Tai and that chick who is Tai's sister. And Matt was doing a very vampirishy thing! He was sucking on Tai's neck!

It was a horrible sight. Of course I, Daisuke, saved Tai from the monster or vampire. I launched myself at the terrible Yamato and saved Tai. I did good. After that Matt admitted to being a vampire and trying to suck all of Tai's blood out. I think Takeru is a vampire to. He bit me!

"Takeru are you a vampire like your brother?" I asked.

"Yes."

"I knew it!"

"Now go get a wooden stake and pierce it through his heart." Ken said.

"Steak? I like steak. Not wooden ones though. That sounds hard to chew." I said.

And they're blinking at me again like I'm a moron. I was just joking I know what they were talking about. I've seen movies about vampires before. Most of them were spent making out with Takeru, but I sort of saw them. I will miss Takeru, it is true, but I'm moving on to big and better things.

Takeru was fine with the breakup too and said that we'd still be great friends. He also said that if I ever needed to do "things" that he'd be happy to do "it" with me. Hehehehehe. That makes me giggle uncontrollably.

"Dai are you alright?" Iori asked.

"Ahhh! Creepy star wars dude! Get him away! Don't kill me with the force! I didn't join the dark side. I don't want to join the dark side. Keep away! Keep away!" I screamed.

Takeru's Point of view

Even though Dai is very courageous he has always had this fear of Iori. I don't know what it is about that kid that's so creepy. Maybe it's his ugly haircut, or his shortness. Or maybe it's that voice of his. That voice makes all grown men shiver and cower in fear. What was he doing here anyway?

Enough about the little short kid. I have better things to think about. One of them being Ken, another being yesterday's cartoons, and another being world domination. . .I mean the importance of the cherry jelly bean. I don't like the cherry jelly bean. It tastes like cough syrup, but it is extremely important to know the importance of it. It should be put above all things, even screwing. . .I mean killing Ken.

Stupid Ken for being beautiful. If it wasn't for him I'd still be dating Dai. If it wasn't for him my brother wouldn't have a black eye. If it wasn't for him none of this would have happened. Only that it would because it's really all Kari's fault. If she wasn't so damn horny none of this would have happened. They call her an angel. What kind of an angel gets pregnant at fourteen when they are not married. None that I know and I know a bunch.

I may talk a lot about sex and make some people believe that I have sex all the time, but I don't. I just like people to believe that I do. I haven't found anyone that I would be comfortable with to do those kinds of activities. All of my friends think that I do, but it's just all talk. Even the Hikari story was made up.

Hikari went through a hard time when I told her I was gay. For some reason she said she would feel better if we made up this story that we had done that one thing. I didn't really want to make up a story, but I didn't want her to be hurt anymore either. So to this day everyone still thinks we did it.

As for Dai, we do make out a lot, but we've never done anything like that. He does like to tell people that we are engaged in those kinds of activities all the time. The truth will still be that I'm a virgin and I will be until I find the one I love. It's my brothers belief too, but I don't think he's very good at sticking to it. Everyone knows he screwed Sora and we all know that he didn't love her.

"Keru stop spacing out and eat your turkey hot dog before I do." Dai said.

"You can have it." I said.

"Cool! Even though they taste like cat puke." Dai began to eat my hot dog and then looked back up at me.

"Are you not feeling well?" He said.

"Not really. I think I'll go home." I said. Of course I had no intention of going home. I was feeling quite fine.

"You're just to much of a wimp to fight off a cold." Ken said.

"You want to fight! Bring it." I said. Of course I was joking. I could easily beat him down and I didn't want to do that.

"It's already been brought. Or whatever." Ken said as he swayed his head back and fourth.

He can be funny when he wants to be. He's just too cute. I want to marry him right now and then do nasty things to him. What I really mean to say is that I want to dress in drag and do the hula. Ken in drag would be pretty hot too. Ken in anything would be pretty hot. Ken in nothing would also be pretty hot.

Ken's Point of view.

Well, my day didn't go as planned. I was supposed to bring Takeru down and he went home. I'm sure he was fine. He probably was thinking to much about stupid things like the importance of the cherry jelly bean or something. Or he was finally getting weary from the long talk this morning.

Tomorrow will be the day then when I publicly humiliate him in front of the entire school. Then when I'm through with him I will get Yamato. I will break him apart. Make sure that he has nothing. Let's just hope that the dearest Takeru doesn't skip school tomorrow. If he does then I'll just focus on his brother. If he comes, he was absent today and so was Taichi.

"Mother I am home." I announced. She tried to talk to me like she always does and I just shunned her away like every time before. I am in no mood to be bothered.

Instead of having a discussion with my mother I would much rather be resting in my bed, plotting world domination or doing the hula. What the hell? Why would I be doing the hula? I'm an evil genius and evil geniuses don't do the hula! Why would I be thinking such a thing. I must be losing. . .

There's a boy in my bed. There's a very blond and Takeru like boy in my bed. For some reason I like the thought of having a boy in my bed. And that boy is me, not Takeru. Who does he think he is sleeping in my bed?

I put my bag down on the floor and slammed the door. The boy didn't move at all. It was like he was dead. I hope he's not dead. That wouldn't be very good if they found him dead in my house. There would be only one way to check. I must go up to him.

"Takeru get off my bed you idiot. This isn't your house." I yelled.

I pushed him off my bed and sat on it to claim it as my own. He got off the floor and yawned at me. Stupid jerk, sleeping in my bed. MY Bed! Mine! Just like everything was mine.

"Sorry. I wanted to talk to you when you got back and I must have fallen asleep." He said.

"I don't want to talk to you. I hate you."

"Good I hate you too."

"You want me to leave you're brother alone don't you?" I asked.

"Quit glaring at me. I didn't."

"Good because I wasn't going to listen to you."

He looked down at his hands and then back up at me. Why is he so nervous? Why is he turning red? He better not be developing a crush on me. I am deeply in love with Hikari doesn't he understand that? Doesn't he know that it's not a good idea to fall in love with the enemy because they could use you to make you do what they please. People were so foolish when they were in love. Foolish? Ken's getting a clever idea.

"Why did you come here Keru? You should have went straight home. You're sick." I said in the sweetest voice I could.

"I'm not really sick you idiot."

All I could do was smile at him. I hoped that he didn't notice any evil twinkles in my eyes or the evil smirk in the smile. I'm going to get Takeru to do whatever I want. Usually when someone was in love they looked past the evil things in the person as well. Hehe, this will be so much fun.

"Keru, what did you want to talk to me about?" I said.

"I . . .I think that. . .I think that I love you."

And that's a chapter folks. Hoped you liked it. Tai and Matt will be back for the next one. Their vacation has officially been closed. I wonder how it was. Maybe we should ask them. Tai? Matt?

Matt: I look like a lobster! I'm going to get skin cancer.

Tai: That's what you get for falling asleep you . . .sexy lobster. Mmmmmm. . .lobster.

Well then, that was interesting. Um. . .Review. Yes, review.