Thanks for the reviews everyone. It makes me happy when I get reviews. Just want to say a few things before I get to the chapter. First off I would like to say Tai and Matt are back! Yeah, welcome back! Whoo! We love you. Also I would like to thank Kloudy Reignfall for all the kind words. It makes me happy to know that someone is enjoying my story. And there's more, a lot more, thankyou to the rest. Kaitou Miko: It's never to late for Daiken, but I'm afraid that it doesn't fit into my story. Or does it? And Minnermon, I must agree that Ken and Keru fit together like things that fit together. I have nothing else to say now so on with the story which will contain lots of tap dancing penguins and dancing potatoes. And I own nothing, remember that. NOTHING, but the dancing potatoes, they're mine!
Taichi's point of view.
Man am I gorgeous or what? Just look at how hot I am. My muscles, my hair, my tanned skin, I'm just a babe. No wonder Yama wanted to go out with me. I'm such a hunk. Of course Yama is a bigger hunk than me. Yama is way more gorgeous and way more. . .I'll think of something that Yama is better then me eventually. His toes are prettier then mine.
"Tai what are you doing?" Yama asked.
"I'm kissing you're toes." I said.
"And why are you kissing my toes?" Matt asked.
"Because they are so well crafted and are just dying for me to kiss them and suck on them. Matt I'm horny! I want you now!"
"I think you've had enough today Tai."
"Yeah I suppose you're right. I mean a whole day of loving should be enough. I'm so glad we skipped school."
"That's not why we skipped school! Remember what we talked about?" We talked? When?
"Of course I remember. I remember everything!"
"Tai how could you?" How could I what?
Is he accusing me of forgetting because I think that's what he's doing. Would I ever lie to my Yama? He's looking at me like I'm lying to him. I'm not lying to him! I remember, I remember. Maybe if I put on my sad puppy face he'll forget our whole conversation and kiss me.
"Don't look at me like that Tai. You know that it's not going to get you anywhere."
"Hey, I don't like you're tone. You remember Mr., I'm the dominant one and I get to boss you around." I said.
"Tai, you're not going to boss me around."
"Okay!"
Whatever, I don't care. He knows who the man of this relationship is, both of us. Unless Matt had a sex change. Damn him and having an operation without telling me! I hate him forever now. I mean how could he do that without consulting me first? I don't want to cuddle with a woman. I want to cuddle with my Yama as a man.
Maybe he didn't get the operation yet. He doesn't really look like a woman. Well, he kind of does. He doesn't have woman parts though, unless he's hiding them from me. He's a tricky bastard. I'll find him out if it's the last thing I do.
"Tai! What are you doing?" Yama yelled as I grabbed his crotch.
"Just checking to see if you were still a guy."
"Why the would you think otherwise my sweet?" That's a good question. Why was I thinking he was a woman? It doesn't matter anymore the point is that he is not a woman. That's all that matters. My Yama is a boy.
I wonder where that knocking is coming from. Maybe the door? No, don't get up Yama! Just make them go away so we can continue are cuddling like good men. Even my pouting isn't bringing him back. Why? Why won't you come back? Yummy, he left the cookies!
Someone's in the kitchen with Yama. Someone's in the kitchen I knooooooooow. Someone's in the kitchen with Yama, dancing with the pots and pans. My mind wanders a lot. What was I doing before I found cookies. Oh yes pouting. Who is this evil person who has come to ruin my day? Of course it's Ken. Who could ever be more evil then Ken? Ken and Takeru.
"Tai don't hiss at them." Matt yelled as he hit me over the head.
"Sorry I can't help but hiss at evil things." And they are oh so evil. It should be a crime.
"They aren't evil." Matt said.
"Yama wants a cookie!" I yelled.
Yamato's point of view
Tai's being adorable again and a pain. He's always a pain though so I've gotten used to it. He's like my little lap dog now. Or my kitty. Yippee, I get my very own kitty to love and cuddle with whenever I want. He's just to cute, I can't resist, I need him in my arms. I need to hold him.
I squealed in joy before I attacked and pulled my hunk of a boyfriend closer. He giggled at my girlish attack and shoved a cookie into my mouth. Yes it is very odd behavior for me, but you do odd things when you're in love. You do very odd things when you're in love. Like wearing dresses when you were a boy. Oh no, I forgot to take the dress off. Crap! Now I know what those two little brats are laughing at.
What are they doing here anyway? I thought they weren't liking each other and now they show up at my door when I'm having cute moments with Tai. They are evil. Maybe they should die. Whoa Matt, he's you're brother you don't want to kill him. Ken on the other hand can go. He's a bastard. Not seriously because his parents were married when they had him so he is legitimate. Why does that matter though?
"What the devil are you doing here?" I said. I grabbed Tai closer to show them he was mine. Tai just sat there like the idiot that he was eating his cookie and smiling.
"The real question is why did you skip school today? So you could play tea party with your lover-boy? It's ridiculous, men should not wear dresses." Ken said.
"You're so evil. So, so evil. You make my heart hurt at you're cruel words." Tai said.
"Believe me Taichi I can say worse." He said.
"No don't tell me that the cookies are horrible! Don't tell me you don't want to eat them. They are delicious! You will hurt their feelings if you don't try one." Tai yelled.
"Tai I can do so much worse then tell you that you're precious cookies are disgustingly gross and that's just what I've come to do. I'm sorry, but I feel like I have to do this. If I didn't then I would feel horrible about it." Ken said.
Of course, Ken was here to do something evil. Who could have guessed it? Ken doing something evil it's just preposterous. Now Takeru helping him with the evil deed is in fact preposterous. He was my brother. Why is he helping Ken in his evilness?
"This is the true reason Kari and I have broken up. I found these under her mattress." Ken said.
"Why were you looking under her mattress?" Tai asked.
"Does it really matter?" Ken yelled. We all stared at him for the answer needing to know. "I lost my sock."
Ken handed Tai a envelope of pictures in which Tai tossed onto the table in front of him. Ken glared daggers at him as Tai reached for another cookie. Tai was halfway done with the cookie before he realized the look Ken was giving him. It was such a cold and evil look. It gives me shivers.
"What? You want one?" Tai moved his half eaten cookie towards Ken who smacked it out of his hands.
"I want you to look at those pictures." Ken said.
"I will. Just not right now. I'm too busy can't you see. Go home like a good little boy and watch some cartoons." Tai said.
"Yeah Ken let's go home." Takeru said.
If anyone looked like a love sick puppy it was Takeru at that moment. Not with Ken though, please not with Ken. They're a good couple, but he's just so evil. I don't want my brother to be put into a relationship with someone like that. It's too painful for me to witness.
"Keru?" I said.
"Don't talk to me! I'm disowning you. You're not my brother anymore. You're a horrible person. I hate you!" He screamed. It was so many cruel words from my own little brother. I don't know how to handle that.
At least his tears showed me that he cared at least a little for me before he ran out the door with the evil being following behind him. My brother would come to realize soon that no man was worth giving up family for. Especially if that man was Ken.
"Yama are you sad about what you're brother said? Don't be. I know he loves you Yama. And I love you too." Tai said.
"I know Tai. I love you too. You're my sunshine and no one can take you away from me." I said.
"Should I open the pictures?"
"If you wish."
Tai struggled getting the tape off the envelope and then accidentally spilled them all over the floor the moment my father walked in. Why is it that he always walks in at the worst moments? Not only am I wearing a pink frilly dress, but the pictures scattered all over the floor were of Kari and me naked. How embarrassing.
Daisuke's point of view
"Dance potatoes dance your hearts out! You will become the best, not like the rest. In pajamas, with some lamas named Yama. Dance potatoes dance to win her love. Dance with your penguin friends that is what you're going to do. I have a taco for you. Oh Miyako I love you." I sang to my most beautiful Miyako in the window.
She must have liked my song and dancing potatoes because she slammed her window quickly. That could only mean one thing, she's on her way down to give me lots of kisses. I'll just have to sit here and wait for her then. I'm so glad she like my song. I stayed up all night writing it just for her. Now I must wait for her kisses.
And waiting, and waiting and. . .doesn't she know that I'm not a patient person? I give up! Where's Ken? He's pretty hot. Come to think of it he's really hot. He's probably sucking face with Keru right now though. That would be delicious to watch. Miyako will just have to suffer with the short and creepy star wars kid then. She didn't want my hottness so now I'm giving it to someone else. Who though? Kari's single and also pregnant so stay away from her. I can't think of anyone else!
Maybe if I wander around for a long time I'll find someone. Yes, it's the most brilliant thing I've ever thought of. Maybe I'll ask Kari which street corner she hangs out at. Cause she's a slut! It's not just because she's pregnant it's because she sleeps with everyone and she's pregnant. I wish I was pregnant. I want to be the first man to ever have a child come out of me. Dude that creepy. Where does it come out of? To the library!
Ken's Point of view
Mwahahahahahaha! I have succeeded at my plan. I watch with glee as Tai leaves the apartment in a fit of tears. Matt taking pictures of Kari and him naked is not a very pretty thing to see. Wasn't Matt supposed to be drunk? And what about the date on the bottom of the pictures. It was very recent. So recent in fact that it was last Wednesday when I was tutoring Tai in the library.
"That was a cruel thing to do Ken." Takeru said.
"I know my love, but what else could I do?" I kiss him softly on his cheek and knew that he was mine to control.
"Come we are finished here. Tomorrow we will see how our plan has progressed. Do you think that it will be enough?" I said.
"Maybe. Matt loved Tai with all of his heart. It's horrible when the one you love leaves you. And worse yet when they leave you for something you didn't do. Matt doesn't have much to live for and this could push him past the edge. He may become suicidal." Takeru said.
Ever since he confessed his love for me he has had this cold voice like he doesn't really want to be doing this. I know he doesn't, but what choice does he have if he wants to be with me. I should be delighted that he is suffering, yet I can not find joy in it. He sounds like he has died. It makes my heart go out. Damn him!
"You don't have to say it like that. We're not trying to kill you're brother." I said.
"What you must understand is my brother is a delicate thing. Something like this might cost him his life. They may find it as a suicide, but for the rest of your life Ken you will know you killed Matt." I didn't kill him! Don't say that!
I would never kill a person. I may say I want them dead, but I don't mean it. Matt's not going to kill himself because his boyfriend broke up with him. He'll understand that other people love him. He'll fight to get Tai back and I know it. Wait, that's not what I want to happen! Damn Takeru!
"Would you stop saying stuff like that!" I yelled.
I stormed off down the street with Takeru closely behind. I was headed to Miyako's house where I would tell her that the pictures had worked. Tai and Matt were no more. I just wish that the thing following behind me didn't make me feel so guilty for what I have done. I have never cared what I had done to hurt someone in my whole life why should I care now?
"Ken, where are we going?" Takeru's hand found it's way into mine and I pulled it away. How dare he touch me!
"How many times must I tell you? I do not like to be touched. Now, we are going to Miyako's house to tell her that our plan has succeeded." I said.
"It will be dark soon. Shouldn't you be going home? It's dangerous outside when it's night and you don't live that close."
Why should he be concerned about me? It's not like he really truly loves me. You would have to be insane to love me. He's only lusting after me, not love. I don't believe in love anymore. Yamato has ruined all hopes of that for me. And now he will never have hope of it again either.
"I'll be fine by myself Takeru. You just worry about yourself." I said.
"If you want you could spend the night at my house. I live in the same building as Miyako if you don't remember. Then you wouldn't get hurt."
Damn him and his innocents! Damn him and that look! Who's controlling who I don't know anymore. I feel like I'm being controlled for some odd reason. How I hate Takeru even more. I thought it was impossible to hate him more then I did, but I truly hate him more then anything.
"Did you know that hate turns into love Ken? You obsess over the person so much and if they leave you are left empty inside like there is a part of you missing. Exactly the same with love."
Oh, in your face Ken. Yeah that's right you were just outsmarted or something like that. I don't know! And Dai just was so random and oh man I don't now where he came from. I'm scarred for life. Next chapter will be up shortly I hope, I'm about done with it and it's evil, purely evil. I think it is anyway. Evil in the good kind of way, not the Ken taking over the world kind of way. So review and have a nice life.