Sorry that I'm a little slow at getting things out lately, but I've been busy. And, plus, I just didn't know what to write for this chapter. I should have planned that out ages ago, but I didn't. I actually just planned on Tai and Matt to go on a few dates and that would be it. Then, somehow, Ken showed up and ruined that. I also believe that this story was supposed to be serious. Hahahahaha, it's not. Oh my, I just reread this thing and I laughed my head off. I love it. I'm so sad because this is the last chapter. Well, now I can write some other stuff. So, here it is THE FINAL CHAPTER! Enjoy!

Remember this is a little ways into the future.

Taichi's point of view.

How long does it take to have a stupid baby, geez. It didn't take that long for Barbie's friend to have a baby. It just popped right out. Why can't Kari be like that? I've been waiting here for. . . Ah! It's already been ten minutes! Why can't it go faster? It's just a baby. It can't be that hard to get it out of a. . .never mind.

"Matt, I've just been thinking." I said.

"That's dangerous."

"I know, but listen. How the hell do people have babies? I don't understand?"

"Well, when two people love each other or they're extremely drunk. . ."

"Shut up I know how one becomes pregnant! I just don't see why they would want to."

"Most of the time babies are a mistake."

"Then why don't people get an abortion?"

"Because that's murder Tai."

"No it's not! You know what's murder, having to go through giving birth. It's got to be painful. And disgusting. Babies are gross."

"Tai quit freaking out, you're a guy. You're never going to have to give birth."

"Yes, go me! Being a guy rules. So, you think this is going to be a while?"

"Yes."

"I guess then we have to keep waiting."

It's so boring to wait. Why won't the stupid thing just come out already. Oh my goodness, I found puzzles! Do I want to do the one with one-thousand pieces or the one with twenty-four pieces? I'm so glad I don't have to think to long about that. Twenty-four pieces it is. Oh what pretty ponies these are. I wish I had one.

Yamato's point of view.

Kari started to go into labor a while ago now. Tai and I have been waiting in this room for about three hours. I can tell that he doesn't have a care in the world. He's probably not even nervous at all about this. Of course I can hardly stop my self from shaking. I'm scared. Pretty soon the doctor will burst through that door and tell me I'm a father.

I'll then have the responsibility of taking care of a child until it can take care of itself. I'm sort of glad that it's going to be staying with Kari for the first few months. Then I'll have to care for the child forever.

Tai and I planned it all out months ago. I saved up enough money to support us for a few months. I'm going to take some time off from my job at the beep to take care of the baby. Tai's going to go to law school. I still can't believe that he got in, but I'll get over it. Tai has a job now too. He works at a coffee shop part time so he can pay some what for his schooling. His parents are paying for the rest. Lucky bastard.

I'm so tired of waiting. I wish that Tai wasn't sleeping so I could talk to him about a few things. I'm just so scared right now. I want him to hold me and tell me that everything will be alright.

"Yamato?" Holy Crap! When did this guy get here? He scared the crap out of me. "Sorry to startle you, but are you Yamato Ishida?"

"Yeah."

"Congratulations your a father to a healthy baby girl and boy."

"What? There was two of them!"

Taichi's point of view.

I love chicken, I love liver, I love meow mix please deliver. Is that even how it goes? What is that sound? Where the hell am I and why does it smell so clean?

"Augh! It smells like disinfecting stuff in here?" I say as I wake up.

"Well, it is a hospital." Some weird guy in a white jacket said.

"Why am I in a hospital and why is my boyfriend passed out on the floor? Ah, you killed him didn't you?"

"No, he passed out after he received the news."

"My sister had a baby!" Now I remember why I'm in a hospital. I wonder how long I was out. And I didn't get to finish my puzzle.

"Wait a second, did you say this was your boyfriend?"

"Yeah, isn't he sexy?"

"Yes, but isn't he the father of your sister's baby?"

"Yeah, he's so hot that even my baby sister wanted to have sex with him. And did, and then got pregnant. But that was before me and him got together."

"That's still weird." The idiot doctor said.

"I don't see it." I, the intelligent one, say.

This doctor is so stupid. I can't believe he just delivered my sisters babies. Now, he's suggesting that Matt and I go look at them. Yes, Matt did wake up. Poor guy, I would pass out too if I found out that I would have to take care of two babies instead of one. Oh crap, I am going to have to take care of these creatures of doom.

"Do we get to hold them?" I asked.

"Actually, I think you should stay here." The doctor says.

"Why? They're my babies too! Whoa, that's freakish."

"It's not very good for the babies to be in contact with ones like you."

"Tai you're dirty and gross you can't see them. You'll end up endangering their life. Be a good boy and finish your puzzle." Yama said.

"Whatever you say hot and sexy man! But don't you need me?"

"No."

And that's when Yamato walked out of my life forever.

THE END

Yeah and just so you know, I don't own Barbie, Digimon, or the meow mix song.