Ladies, and gentleman, we have FLAMER!! xD
In response to 'mary sue', who tragically left no profile/email/way of contact, Izzy decided that since that person didn't feel the need provide a character bio, we'll make one for her!
This is dedicated to you: mary sue.
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There was once a child. She was absolutely perfect in every imaginable way. Her hair was soft and shone with ethereal light, her presence was as calming as that of an angel's, and most of all, her heart was the most pure and golden of all.
She grew up with a sad past- her mother disappeared when she was little and her father hated her for resembling her mother. As a child, she was endlessly picked on for her perfection all the way until she finally summed up the courage to leave her godforsaken town. Shortly after she was continually harassed, she decided that it was the absolute last straw and decided to dedicate her life to defending the perfect from those who were simply insanely jealous.
Everywhere she went in Amestris, she was disgusted. From Central to Yoswell, every time a beautiful girl attempted to open her mouth and talk to a certain golden haired youth and his suit of armor, a masked figure with a club would tackle said beautiful girl and bash her with said club. And the golden haired youth would never notice the beautiful girl getting mutilated, something that she just could not stand.
Finally, one day, she caught one of the masked figures, pinned her against the wall, and screamed in her face, "Why are you doing this to these poor girls?!"
The masked figure said nothing. She shook that person some more and still, nothing. Finally, that person opened its mouth. "We are protecting the canon," it said. Then, it reached into its pocket, drew out a vial, and poured the acid straight onto her face.
It was in that way that the poor child who just wanted to defend the perfect lost everything. Afterward when she tried helping, the misfortunate girls, who did know that she was trying to save them, screamed in fright every time she came near them, unknowing that they were driving away the only one who could've saved them.
And in Amestris, since the 'canon' was successfully defended, Ed and Al's destinies continued onward, exactly in the way the Creator deemed. Anything otherwise, was purely in the fantasies of the Perfect Girls'.
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Anyone else? Please, though, unless you want to end up like poor mary sue, it's much appreciated for you to leave some character in your flame. A whole bunch of purposely misspelled errors and not leaving an email/profile tells us that you have no character whatsoever.
Hope you liked it!