Explanation of the family: (Geraldo) Angel and Cordelia (Cordy) Chase are married. Connor (18) and Cathy (7) are their children. Cordy is pregnant with Winifred (Fred) Burkle and Wesley Wyndham-Pryce's baby, as a surrogate. Fred is also pregnant. Robin Wood and Faith Evans are married. They have a son Nicholas (Nicky) (7) and a new baby girl, Kara. (2 months). Lindsey McDonald and Anne are married. Anne is pregnant. Lorne, Spike, and Harrison (18) live in the hotel as well. Harrison Davies is Faith's half-brother. –Tru Calling Crossover Character.—like I said before, This is the sequel to "This Year" and "Fast Forward". You might want to read them, but it's not necessary. Charles Gunn is married to an original character named Andrea.

Extreme Makeover Angel Edition (Chapter 2) By Sensue

DAY 1: HYPERION HOTEL –Designing the Hotel and Demolition

TY: We're back. Now, the design team has been working on the renovating of the Hyperion Hotel. Let's go see what they have planned. –Walking over to Cordy's Desk area where the design team is meeting—What do you guys have planned out for this huge family?

PRESTON: Well, the exterior of the hotel was designed in the early 40s, late 50s, and from the discussion that I had with Mr. Angel, he prefers the "antique" or "old-fashion" designs. He doesn't like any of the modern architecture. (Under his breath) He obviously stuck in the past… (Normal volume) With that, I was thinking redesigning it into a more Victorian era look. I'm also going to leave in the garden in the backyard…just redesign it. The family loves jasmine, so I'm going to plant every type of jasmine plant available.

PAUL: What Preston failed to mention was that we're building up. About 8 floors up plus the basement. Each family is going to have their own floor, plus there will be an extra two floors for guests and first floor office. I'm going to work on designing the Wyndham-Pryce of the master bedroom and a nursery will be top of the list. As a surprise, Wesley and Fred are going to get their own library and their own laboratory. I'm going to make the shelving units and the lab benches. And the lobby/offices are getting new desks as well as custom made filing cabinets.

CONSTANCE: I'm going to be in charge of the Gunn, Wood and McDonald floors. The Wood and McDonald floors are going to be similar, medium sized rooms with an extra play room for the children as well as a bedroom for each child. The Gunn floor is going to be extra special. My own sort of secret area.

TRACY: Now, Lorne, Willy, Harrison, and Connor are going to be sharing the top floor. That gets them as far away from the "parents" as possible. I'm going to work on something special for the teenagers, Connor and Harrison. And the nanny, Lorne, he definitely deserves a jungle style room after all the hard work he puts in for the family. Especially dressing up like a lizard, day in and day out, just to make the kids happy. We should definitely stay away from the color green though; we might not be able to see him. (Laughing)

MICHAEL: Tracy and I will take care of the accessories. I can't wait to go shopping. This might be the biggest trip to Sears we've ever made. Everyone is getting new bed sets, curtains, floor mats, etc, etc. –Tracy and Michael jump up and down rubbing their palms together in prospect.—Though now that I think of it, Tracy do you think we should put in wall pads in Willy's room. I don't want the poor guy to hurt himself dancing to Billy Idol. And we could make it a little brighter in his room. There's not one spec of light coming into that room. I think a sky light would be a perfect way to brighten up the guy's life. Well, we'll talk about that later. Ty, what are you going to work on?

TY: I'm going to make the Angel family floor my special project. We've got a plan; all we need now is a contractor. Lucky for us, Wolfram and Hart, L.A. biggest law firm has actually taken it upon themselves to hire over 300 construction workers for this special project. We are deeply thankful for this wonderful community spirit that Wolfram and Hart has shown us. Gives us hope that the people really do care about us. –He walks outside the hotel where 300 construction workers wearing white hardhats and blue "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" T-shirts are waiting. Ty pulls out a video camera. Talks to the camera, which will be sent to the Angel family.—Hello, there Angel family. Hope that you're all having a blast in Cleveland. We're getting ready to renovate your house. –Turns toward the workers.—Ready, set, demolish!—They all start destroying the hotel on camera.

PRESTON: Wait…STOP!!! We've run into a problem. –Comes out dripping wet.—

CUT TO SEARS COMMERCIAL.

(REPEAT) PRESTON: Wait…STOP!!! We've run into a problem. –Comes out dripping wet.—

TY: What kind of problem?

PRESTON: Now, we knew about the pool located in the back on the first floor. However, there's more than one. I was tearing the floor board when I fell through and landed in another pool. God, how many pools do these people have? And why are they hidden?

TY: That doesn't seem like a big problem. We'll just take out one of the pools. They'll only need the one Olympic sized one.

PRESTON: That's just one of our problems. Have you taken a look at the basement? We were going to put in a home gym, but there's a freaking dungeon down there! What are we supposed to do about that?

TY: Laughs unconvincingly. It's one of the quirks of living in L.A. When your parents say you're under house arrest, they really mean it.

DAY 2: CUT TO CLEVELAND—DAY TIME.

The Angel family is staying in another hotel in the busy metropolis area. The hotel manager comes up the stairs and knocks on the door to their presidential suite, very lightly, as if he was afraid. The camera zooms in to the manager's hand on the doorknob. "Otherworldly" noises are coming from the suite. The door opens, but there's no one at the door. The manager and camera man peer in the room. They scream when Willy (Spike) comes into view, a glass full of "red wine" in his hand.

SPIKE: Shhh. You'll wake Grandpa! Poor grandpa's had a tough night. Keeps getting impaled by things.—Points to Angel, who's snoring on the couch. (He's making the "otherworldly" noises) Blood covers Angel's ripped shirt.—And shut that door behind you.

MANAGER: Stuttering. Sorry, this is from Ty. He wants you to watch it with the family so that they can record your reactions for the show. –He hands Spike the video in shaking hands.—Was there anything else you wanted, sir?

SPIKE: You know, now that you mention it, I've been craving one of those blooming onions. You know the ones I'm talking about: those fried onions with the crispy dough. They are the best things ever created… –The camera man gets tired of listening to him, so FADE OUT.

The entire family is sitting in the living area in front of the huge wide-screen TV, as Faith pops in the tape in the VCR. They all stare at the screen as the construction workers tear down their house, not knowing that Wolfram and Hart sent them.

SPIKE: Bloody Hell!!!

CORDY: Oh, my god! She covers her eyes.

CATHY: Mommy, that's my room! Crying, now. My princesses, toys, my dream house!!! Crying louder.

CONNOR: It's okay, Cath. They'll fix it and it'll be even better than before. Don't worry.

ANGEL: Listen to your brother, they took out all of your toys before they---Jumps up suddenly, Yelling.-- They're destroying my weapons cabinet!!! I told them not to touch it!!! The weapons are being tossed out through a window.

GUNN: Jumps up too. NO!!! NO! Not my ax. Don't throw out my ax!!!!

FAITH: Shit! Who cares about your ax? They just threw three crossbows out the f-ing window!

NICKY: Hugs Faith's legs. It'll be okay, mommy. I'll buy you one for your birthday, okay? Looks at her hopeful.

FAITH: Kisses the top of his head. Thanks, baby.

ROBIN: I wish they didn't kick us out of the house that fast. We could've hid them or something.

WESLEY: They didn't give us any time!!! Watches as they destroy his office, including his desk. Sinks down on the floor, head in hands. My research on the mating rituals of the Kon'qi was on the desk.

FRED: Pats Wesley on the head, looking despondent too. I'm with Connor. They have to fix it. They always do that on this show. Right?

LINDSEY: Umm. Uh Oh.

ANNE: What is it, Lindsey? Ryan sits on her lap, looking up at his new father.

LINDSEY: I thought, no, it couldn't be. They all stare until he answers. I thought that the guy who destroyed the weapons cabinet looked like one of the paralegals at Wolfram and Hart. But it couldn't be him.

SPIKE: Ranting. Oh, yeah. Like this isn't some conspiracy! First, they send us to another freaking Hellmouth where we have to go on nightly patrols where we are impaled by demons who hate us and have to carry stakes in our pockets at all times, but they've got Wolfram and Hart working on the Hyperion. And just explain to me, why couldn't they have sent us to Disney? (Looks depressed.) And that hotel manager STILL hasn't brought up the blooming onion I asked for two hours ago! Service sucks and so do I, if he doesn't get here in five minutes... Fade Out, again.

Last scene: The Angel family is in an uproar, all screaming at the TV. Baby Kara crying in the background. Faith screams at everyone to shut up as she comforts her baby.

DAY 3: CUT BACK TO THE HYPERION (Rebuilding/Construction)

TY: Now, this region of Los Angeles seems to be getting more earthquakes than anywhere else in the state. So what we're going to do is make it virtually earthquake proof. We're going to reinforce all of the walls, structures, beams, and roof with steel. –Trucks are delivering mountains of supplies that line the street in front of the Hyperion. People are standing outside behind the yellow ropes watching the workers and cheering.—Alright. I'm going to work on my special project now. See ya folks later. –Ty walks to the temporary elevator. Camera follows him as he reaches the second floor (Angel and Cordy's floor).

Fades to another Sears commercial. –Tired of them yet??

Next Chapter: TY Voice Over:

Oh, no. Crap! It's raining! Cover everything up.

This is going to set us back the entire day. Urg.

Michael: Hey, at least we can take a dip in one of the pools.

Paul: Anyone else notice that the phone lines in this place are from a hundred years ago? There's no cable and they only have one TV! We've got to get these people into the 21st century.

Sound proofing is our number one priority.

Tracy: I thought you said that reinforcing the structure for earthquakes was our number one priority.

(SHOUTS) Fine..We have two number one priorities. Just get it done people; you know we're down a day! This place needs walls! Get to work!


Chapter 3: Coming Soon

How'd you like it? Please review.

Any ideas would be most welcome.

I think this will be the first time in EM: HE history that they get it wrong. –I mean, come on, Wolfram and Hart are working on it.

My Ideas:

Please review and let me know if you think I should go with them. Or if you've got any other ideas.

You know how on EMHE, everything is always large. Example: the biggest TV available at Sears.

Spike's room will not only get a sunroof, but the entire room will have a glass paned roof. ('Cause it's on the top floor.) They do this because one of the construction workers promised that "Sunlight promotes healing." This will set Spike off about the conspiracy.

Gunn and Andrea's room will have every luxury available. (They can do this because they have plenty of space…no children.) Spike wants to trade.

I'm not sure about Lorne's room…I'm thinking of something Plyean. Like tan, grey colors. A room with no 'soul.' OR a jungle theme (leopard prints, etc)

Angel doesn't like the romantic/Victorian era. –I know that he didn't like the women of that era, but maybe he doesn't like the entire era. And he definitely doesn't like that every room has a TV and that the hotel was rewired.

Faith and Robin's room is a little too pink and flowery. (Faith isn't a girly, girl)

Lindsey and Anne's room is "country". Anne hates it, but doesn't want to upset her new husband. Lindsey hates it but doesn't want to upset his new wife.

Connor and Harrison are going to get every normal teenage boy's dream. Too bad that they're not normal teenaged boys. (??? I'm not sure...I'm not a boy. What is a teenaged boy's dream? Models on the walls? Sports? Help.)

Wesley and Fred actually get a room that they love. –Paul's awesome, I can't fault him.

As for the kids, I really can't mess up their rooms…so I'm going to give Cathy her princess's castle room. Nicky is going to get a dinosaur adventure. The nurseries are going to be full of cuteness and fun. (Kara's room is just as pink as Faith and Robin's—The parent's don't like it, but I doubt if Kara will complain when she's older.)

Ty's surprise for Angel and Cordy. Still a surprise.