Walking the dark halls of the wizarding world's most feared prison, Azkaban, Cornelius fudge reflected upon the world's fallen savior. He had proved to be more of a problem than he was worth in the long run. The power that he could have if only harry had agreed to work for him….he idly flicked the daily prophet in his hands, and sighed.

He was startled by one of the Azkaban prisoners breaking out into song close by…

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

We pilage, we plunder we rifle and loot,

Drink up me 'earties yo ho!

We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,

Drink up me 'earties yo hoooooe!!!!"

Of course, speak of the devil…

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!!"

The voice paused for a few seconds before shouting…

"C'mon Minister Fudgie my dear! Sing with me!!!"

Minister fudge turned to Harry potter the convicted and fallen hero, with a forlorn yet somehow agitated look affixed to his face. Only to find him grinning in a way that 4 seconds ago he would have thought impossible…a grinning face, that had stayed completely in-animate while he inspected it, which had burst into song again.

"We kindle and char!

Inflame and ignite!

Drink up me 'earties yo hooooe!!!!"

Abruptly, the minister lost his calm demeanor and shouted "DAMN IT POTTER!"

Said savior paused for a second, blinked, and burst out into giggles.

"Damn menace, even more so than before you were crazy…makes me wonder why I bother keeping you here! Why don't you just LEAVE?!!?!?"

By now, our beloved minister was red in the face and heartily disheveled, his green faded bowler cap having fallen from his head during his tirade, and his comb over no longer covering his head. He wore a purple tweed suit, which seemed vibrant in the musky prison. However, his tirade was far from over.

lucky for us however, we don't have to listen to it.

you see, as our lovely minister went 'harumphing' about the unfairness of life, we payed attention to the current bane of his existance, and the very center of his current tirade,...

drumroll please...

HARRY POTTER!!!

you know, my beta told me, that if i hadnt mentioned his name, and the whole fallen savior thing, she would have thought that it was neville. i seriously don't know what she was smoking at the time, but you never know with her.

dude, like review. yeah, that sort- of blui-ish /lavender button. it says go...you know, the one that's a square?press it. tell me you are picking your nose, or whatever. thanks.