Hermione, Ron, and Harry had just finished dinner with the Grangers. Harry had made a nice impression, but Hermione's parents were a bit concerned at the seemingly low intelligence level of Ron after he had thoroughly examined the Muggle appliances. Luckily they were quite understanding of the fact that he came from a solely wizarding family, and Mr. Granger embraced this by teaching him how a microwave worked.

As they went back to her room Hermione sat herself in front of the computer, a boy to either side of her.

"Okay Ron, when I press this button the computer will come back to life and you can see everything again!"

Ron nodded solemnly not catching Hermione's sarcastic tone and Harry's undignified snort. Once the screen came up Harry quickly asked a question.

"Hermione, I know that clicking on the title gives you the story, but what happens if you click on the author's name instead?"

Hermione smiled and clicked on Witness and Beauty! She looked at the pen name disapprovingly; obviously this person wasn't witty if they couldn't even spell wittiness.

"I guess this is their bio," she said.

"An e-mail address, what's that for?"

"Well Ron, if you want to contact these people that's how you do it."

"I thought that was reviews were for," Harry pointed out.

"They are, but some people like to have conversations irrelevant to the story and this is one way to do it. Also, if they need a beta reader to edit their story, the email can be accessed here by the beta."

The boys looked confused, but shrugged and turned back to the bio.

About me!

Well, I'm around 15 and I have blond hair. I absolutely love reading the hp books! They are so frickin awesome!!!! JK Rowling is the bomb!!!!!

"Hermione, what do they mean that the author of my biographies is going to explode? This is absolutely horrible; I hadn't known she was dangerous!"

"Relax Harry, it's a term of speech, what this person is trying to convey is the fact that they think J.K. Rowling is fantastic!" Both boys looked shocked by this expression.

"Hey, Hermione, this all looks kind of boring," said Ron. "I don't really care what color hair they have, and all these Muggle musical thingies that she likes. Besides, the Weird Sisters probably beat them all."

"We can skip this section then, since we can't even see them it could all easily be lies. Hmm…that's interesting, a couple of quotes. I wonder where they're from."

My fav quotes!!!!!!!!

"Well, if you want to--er--what is it? Oh yeah--'sever ties' with me, I swear I won't get violent,"- Harry Potter, to Ron Weasley

"H—how did she know I said that, I never told that Rowling witch about this conversation, do you think she's a spy for the Voldemort?"

Ron gave a squeak of fright and the three teenagers' faces turned ghostly white.

"Well Harry," Hermione was the first to speak up. "Maybe we should read on, see if there is anything really, important, you know."

"How is that not important Hermione! I said that when Ron got the letter from Percy, who knows what other letters they know about!" Harry was obviously flustered, and for the good of the wizarding kind they moved onto the next quote.

Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"

"Yes."

"You called her a liar?"

"Yes."

"You told her He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back?"

"Yes."

"Have a biscuit, Potter."- Minerva McGonagall and Harry Potter

"She told the Muggles about Voldemort!" At this point after Ron had screamed and Hermione had fainted, Harry quickly scrolled down the page and sent off an owl to Dumbledore. If someone as droll as this girl knew about his conversations with McGonagall in her office, then the Death Eaters could easily find it as well.

Very soon though Harry revived Hermione and Ron stopped his frantic screaming. They all agreed to skip the rest of the quotes, not wanting to see what else was in store for them.

They continued to scroll down the page.

"Ships, those are pairings right?"

Hermione nodded to Harry's question and the trio took a closer look at the list of favorite ships.

Favorite ships in the HP fandom!

Harry/Ginny

Hermione/Krum

Hermione/Harry

Hermione/Ron (I spin both ways)

Ron/Luna (Have you seen the way she looks at him?!)

Lily/James

"How could they see the way Luna looks at me if we are in writing?" Ron exclaimed this, obviously unhappy that Luna was paired with him while Hermione and Harry got two sane love interests.

"Honestly Ronald! It's a term of speech, albeit an incorrect one, but it's simply a way of phrasing things. I didn't know you fancied Luna."

"WHAT?! That's ridiculous!"

"Calm down Ron, Hermione was only joking," Harry chortled "Look, this person put down me and your little sister, as though we were more then friends!"

Ron sighed, obviously relieved that this list wasn't going to predict the future, though he did look slightly upset that Harry didn't want to date his sister; he wouldn't trust Ginny to anyone else.

Pairings I h8 (sry if they offend u)

"Can you translate that line for me Hermione?" Ron and Harry were equally oblivious to the strange internet lingo; after all, Ron was a pure-blood and the Dursleys never let Harry near a computer.

"'Pairings I hate, sorry if they offend you.' She's obviously going to list who she thinks has no chance of getting together, romantically at least. All the writers here have very different opinions, sometimes it's referred to as the shipping world."

Harry/Luna (Can you say platonic?)

"Actually I can say platonic, I just don't know what it means."

"Honestly Ron, it means just friends, no romance, passion, or anything else possibly crossing the line."

Draco/Harry

"I should bloody hope not!"

Hermione/Draco

Ginny/Draco

Lily/Snape

"You mean people on this site actually think Snape has enough emotions to be in a relationship...and let alone with my mother?!"

"As the kettle calls the pot black."

"Okay then Hermione."

All slash pairings, eeeewwwwwww!

"Um…Hermione, if slash is where two people of the same sex get together, why did she need to list me and Draco separately?"

"I have no clue; I already told you this girl isn't very intelligent."

Stories in Progress! R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Rest and Relaxation?"

"Read and Review, Harry, I could've told you that…didn't you read the list?"

Winking Sink- This was my first story, and it follows Harry and Cho on their plumbing job! Its hilaruos! Please read and review. It's only got one chappie left that should be put up in around a week.

"Well, I suppose that was helpful, but she can't spell hilarious. I really don't want to read it though. Why would you and Cho become plumbers?"

Harry shrugged in answer to Hermione's inquiry.

Connifer the beautiful- One-shot! Ron and the new foreign exchange student take a walk! Romance and hilarity follow! It's finished, and it's wonderful!!!

"I wasn't aware that Hogwarts had foreign exchange students that I could snog!"

"Honestly Ron, be quiet." Hermione rolled her eyes.

They skipped the rest of the summaries as none of the trio was interested in any of the stories. Quickly they came upon the challenge portion of this person's bio.

Ron looked utterly confused, "A challenge? Like a duel?"

"No," said Hermione. "This person gives out requirements and then any author can write a story based around it. It actually gets some really humorous things going."

Moonlight love- Okay, you have to have the main characters be Luna and Lupin. Has to be a full moon, and have violence! In the end Hermione has to die. Also has to have 3 mentions of love with odd ships! Good luck!

"Well that's mean," Hermione said indignantly. "Why do I have to die in a story about Professor Lupin and Loo — I mean Luna?"

Harry shrugged and Ron simply looked at the page in wonderment.

"It's a silly challenge anyway," Hermione mused. "Doesn't have anything to do with length, or mention many things. It's no wonder nobody has taken it."

Ron looked at the rest of the page, "So the only thing that's left is what stories she wrote and the links that get us to them?

"No, you can actually see a few of the stories that she really likes, as well as looking at her favorite authors."

Authors' Note: Hello everyone! It seems sad that this story isn't that popular, but its loads of fun to write! Definitely.

Anyways, any suggestions for chapter four? Desi may have something in mind, but my creative side is diminishing.

Animegurl64- Thanks for reviewing! I suppose it would of useful when I started fanfiction, hopefully a new member will pick up o it. Yeah, I had some trouble with terms as well, but luckily didn't discover slash the way Harry and Ron did. Haha. I have no clue what WiP means, I attempted to search for it in summaries but came up with nothing. I didn't search, but my mind's blank… Could you tell us where you have seen it? We put a bit about the challenges at the end though. Shalom! And Namaste! Even though only means hello…

Funness- You're back! Of course, shes a loyal one! Haha, we'll see about putting your story in. Though actually it would be more useful if you would let us borrow a review you have written. I had an idea for the next chapter That's good!…but I have absolutely no memory of it. That's not good. Same here; reader and reviewer for a month-ish before I registered and put up a fic. Took me longer then that, and then after I put up a fic it took another month to update it. I didn't find out the hard way…just kind of deduced from summaries and stuff. Ditto.Argh, Harry/Draco Or Ron/Harry would've scarred them beyond measure! So glad our team has a fan in you!! Yippee!

Angelface04- Yay! Free advertising!!! Thank you much!

Nikki Weasley 7393- Nice name.Except for the capitalized I instead of a lower case one. Listen to Hermione!! Yes, please do. Unless your listening to Maniac!Evil!Hermione. Then you go to the doctors.

Jersey Princess- Haha, glad you cried. That's horrible Desi! I mean, erm…well you know what I mean! If not, I apologize for my co-authors behavior and hope you don't judge us by it. Yes, they're a bit OOC, which we're trying to undo, because if we didn't we would be hypocrites, but still, the point is to explain fanfiction, while we try and get better reviews! Of course, I have some shadow of a plot in mind, so we'll have to see where that takes us…OMG THAT IS BRILLIANT!!! Review response!!! And, with my idea, that's—OOH… I am lost here, and really don't appreciate it. Hmph! Though I have a secret idea too so we are even!