Will this story ever end?
After being rolled by Trelawney, Dumbledore was not in a good mood. Deciding to go sulk in his office he stood up and brushed himself off. A fluttering piece of paper caught his eye. Dumbledore read the hastily scrawled script and stood up straighter. It was Trelawney's writing, he saw, and wondered how long she'd had a crush on him. There could be no other reason for her noticing the tangled mob of hair attached to his chin.
Stroking said beard and nearly losing a finger, Dumbledore thought he'd pay Trelawney a little visit and tell her kindly that he was not interested, that he was in fact already dating McGonagall, who was only50 years his junior. Dumbledore was, after all, not unaware of society's disapproval of extremely old men dating much younger women, and he felt the age difference between him and the Divination professor was just a tad too big.
Dumbledore saw the object of his current thoughts just out the window and, being too lazy to walk, apparated outside to stand next to her.
Hermione appeared out of nowhere and shouted indignantly,
"You CAN'T apparate on Hogwarts Grounds!"
Dumbledore turned leisurely, apparently expecting her presence, and said jovially,
"I make the rules, I break the rules. Anyway… how did you get here so quickly without apparating??" His eyes twinkled threateningly.
Hermione looked uneasy, lost for words for once.
"Where's a camera when you need one?" yelled Harry, breaking from his passionate embrace for a moment.
Attention drawn by Harry's voice, Dumbledore did not hear Hermione mutter "This meeting never happened" and disappear again. He was rather curious as to why Harry did not notice he had fallen out of a window and was now rapidly approaching the ground. Also, why was the whole thing being drawn out so much? Dumbledore was in rather a quandary. Forgetting what he had come outside for, he relapsed into another Disney song and walked off to continue his pointless meanderings about the castle.
Meanwhile, Harry and Draco are still in tremendous peril!
Dum dum dum!!!!!!