A:N: Okay, I'm all hyper on hot tea and ready to go! Thanks for all your
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything that happens to pop up in this chapter.
Happy Go Nutso Roscoe: Chapter 5
It was another sunny day as Robbie walked down the hallway of Henry Roscoe High, on his way to his locker. Except, there was something peculiar going on. The hallway was dead silent, other then the chatter filled group of student's that usually greeted him everyday.
There was also no one in sight, which confused Robbie even more. Not even a scene of Waller having a cow about misbehaving students. Even more puzzling...there was no sign of the mysterious men. Robbie wasn't sure if he should take it as a good thing, or a bad one.
"Where is everyone?" Robbie whispered as he opened his locker. He felt like the sound of his locker opening echoed down the hall. It was like a ghost town, and you could easily say it freaked him out. While unpacking his bag, before he started investigating the mysterious absence of everyone, a hand grabbed his shoulder. Robbie let out a scream.
"Jeez, McGrath, you don't have to squeal like a girl...." A female voice said from behind him. Robbie slowly turned around to see that the owner of the hand was no other then Kim Carlile. She smirked up at him as he sighed in relief.
"I thought you were one of those men...or something..." Robbie began sheepishly, slightly embarrassed at his reaction. "Anyway, where is everyone, do you know, or...." Robbie stopped as Kim brought her finger to her lips, silencing him. Then, with an excited smile, she grabbed Robbie's hand, and started leading him down the hallway without another word.
Robbie was bewildered at Kim's excited smile, but obediently walked on. He had a small suspicion Kim was up to something when she speeded up her pace. "Kim, what are you doing?" Kim didn't stop to answer until they had reached the cafeteria doors. With a sly smirk on she faced Robbie.
"Well, let's just say that my Dad will kill me with the cell phone bill from all the calls I had to make yesterday." Kim explained, but Robbie still didn't have the slightest clue what she was trying to say. "But, if my plan works out, those men won't be here for much longer, and it will be all worth it..."
"What plan-"Robbie started to say, but just then, Kim had opened the cafeteria doors, revealing the weirdest sight he had every seen.
There were tons of people inside of the cafeteria, so many it was amazing how they could all fit there. Robbie recognized the group of people against the wall nearest him as the student's of Roscoe, but the group across the room was what confused him even more.
They reminded him of the people that had been banished from the school the day before, except that now there was a ton of them. There were people, animals, and...some things he wasn't really sure of what they were. They were all different colors, shapes, and sizes. Robbie looked at them all, with his mouth hanging open, gaping in amazement, but mostly shock. The Roscoe student's seemed to be uneasy about these...people...and stayed huddled together on the other side of the room.
A normal looking girl with brown hair fashioned in two braids, stepped out from the unusual group. She was wearing a blue checkered plaid dress that resembled a dress that a farm girl would wear. The girl was gripping a small sized wick basket that a little dog was riding in.
As the girl examined the scene around her, the little dog whimpered and hid itself in the basket. "Toto," said the girl as she petted the dog. "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."
"Of course we're not!" an odd looking fellow piped up. He struggled through the crowd of people/creature/weird things to stand next to the girl. "I don't have a brain, but I know that!" Mumbles of agreement took place in the group at those words. To Robbie's surprise, he could have sworn there was hay sticking out of this man's shirt.
After regaining from shock at all these people that were present in the room, Robbie, without his eyes leaving the strange group, who now had a little fairy flying around, leaned over to Kim to whisper in her ear. "Kim are these...."
"Crossovers?" Kim said. Robbie nodded his head. "Yep, it took a bunch of long distance calls, but they all came." Robbie faced her and widened his eyes in disbelief. "There are also some druggies," Kim added, counting on her fingers. "Lady of the evenings, Mary Sues-"
"How?..why...?" Robbie began to ask, but he opened and closed his mouth, lost for words. Kim sighed as she surveyed the group she had drafted into her plan.
"Actually, I was listening to RFR yesterday, and when they said...."
"Wait, YOU were listening to RFR?" Robbie asked curiously, trying not to act surprised. Kim looked up and glared at him.
"It's a free country. And besides...." Kim said, trying to ignore the smirk that had formed on Robbie's face. "Since those men came here, Cougar Radio has been kaput..so that means I am out of a job, and I can listen to what I want..."
"But Waller...." Robbie began, but stopped when Kim rolled her eyes.
"Hello! Waller isn't behind this, so what would stop those men from ending Cougar Radio? Cougar Radio must be...I don't know...some kind of threat to them or something....."
"A threat as in, you could have rallied up people by going on radio..." Robbie said quietly to himself. Kim nodded her head.
"Exactly, that's why I listened to RFR. Since they usually end up doing something like that..." Kim said in a slight disgusted tone, as three little pigs started to dance around behind her. "But I guess it's good that their identities are kept secret...at least for this case, so those men can't go after them. Who knows if they know about that station. We don't know who is behind this."
Kim then grinned victoriously as she added. "That's why I decided to take matters into my own hands....."
"Where's the rum?!" A male voice cried with a slurred accent. Robbie and Kim turned to direction of the kitchen just in time to see a man who greatly resembled a pirate, stumbling out. Once he spotted Kim, he raised and waved his hands as if to catch her attention. "Where's the rum, love?"
"There is no rum. Remember, this is the whole point of you coming here, because of rules against that...." Kim reminded in an exasperated tone. She leaned over and picked a clipboard off the table. "Besides..." She continued, not taking her eyes of the clipboard as she checked something off. "This is a school, there is no rum allowed in school anyways..."
The pirates eyes bulged out as he lowered his arms. He gazed pleadingly to Robbie now, since Kim was busy with the clipboard. "But why is the rum gone?"
Kim rolled her eyes, and ignored the begging pirate, who was now being dragged away from his fellow comrades. "Robbie, I really need your help to get these characters, literally, in line. No one else will do it." Robbie shrugged his shoulders, thinking very easily of all the reasons why these people didn't want to do it,..but was interrupted.
"Hey Robbie, where were you?!" A female voice called from the cafeteria door. Robbie and Kim turned around to see Lily standing there, along with Travis and Ray. Lily took a couple of steps towards Robbie as she continued. "We looked everywhere, wondering where everyone was. Well, I guess this is where-"
Lily stopped talking suddenly, her eyes getting as wide as Robbie's had been before as she took a good look around the room. Ray almost had them same reaction as he stood next to her. They both said nothing, and stared at the unusual crowd, who were now fidgeting restlessly.
Travis, who usually was calm during unexpected events, was squinting in the direction of the bunch standing at the other side of the room, that could be well mistaken as a bunch of Disney characters let loose. Instead of his usual words of wisdom, he uttered. "What the hell?"
Robbie was about to walk over to his confused friends, but Kim acted first by grabbing his arm and dragging him with her. She was grinning from ear to ear. "Oh, this is great Robbie, now your friends can help you."
"Help with what?" Lily asked suspiciously, eyeing the enthusiastic Kim, who still held Robbie's arm in a strong grip. Travis stood behind Lily, watching, clueless as to what was going on. Ray was occupied in watching a man with shades wearing a tux come down through the air vent on the ceiling, while the Mission Impossible song played anonymously in the back round.
"Well, I was just talking with Robbie here," Kim started to explain, while Robbie stood behind her, looking down with his hands in his pockets. "And he agreed to help me with getting all these.... different people grouped together." Lily opened her mouth about to say more, but Kim already shoved a clipboard in each of their hands. They all looked down at them blankly.
"Where are those men anyway?" Travis asked Kim, being the first one to look up from his own clipboard. Kim simply shrugged.
"I have no idea, but the later they come, the better. I haven't seen Principal Waller anywhere either, but, like RFR," The gang snapped their heads up, their faces not hiding their shock as Kim continued. "I don't think he's behind this at all. Anyway, going back to your jobs I assigned you...."
"These are the lists of the people I called," Kim began explaining as she pointed the list out on Lily's clipboard. "I want you to sort of take like an attendance of those who came." Kim nodded her head towards the unusual group. "Some of them might have brought their friends along...so just write them on the blank sheet of paper I gave you guys. Okay?" Even with the fully explanation, Kim still received perplexed looks, which she did not decipher into that they had no idea what they were doing.
"Kim Carlile?" A raspy voice called out. They looked towards the cafeteria entrance to see the same three cloaked figures walking into the cafeteria, one of them reading off an index card. Kim smiled her best smile as she waved to them.
"I'm over here! Thanks for coming." Kim called out. The creatures shrugged and walked over to join the group that the rest of the crossovers were standing. Kim gripped her pen in her hand and checked off three names. "This is great, almost everyone is here!" she said excitedly. "If this works out, we'll know who is behind the new rules, AND put a stop to it!" The gang, who were all watching the group on the other side, weren't too pleased. A short man with curly brown hair, on top of his head AND on his feet, grabbed his pocket as he eyed the cloaked figures fearfully. Then a man with gray robes and a pointy hat, swooped down on the short man.
"Is it secret? Is it safe?" The wizard asked the short man. The height deprived man nodded his head.
"Yes it is Gandalf." He replied. Then in one swift movement the wizard smashed the window nearest them with his staff, and they both jumped out the window and ran out of sight.
"O-kay...." Kim said as she watched the unusual couple flee. "That makes it two less." With a sigh, Kim crossed out two names. The gang was still gazing at the window in amazement. "You guys get started now..." Kim started walking away, but then turned on her heel. Lowering her voice she added. "Be sure to keep the short hair pirate, and 'blondie' the elf separate...."
"Why?" Ray asked curiously.
"It's.....it's complicated.." Kim answered, before walking away from them, starting to yell at a boy in the corner. "No! No smoking inside!"
"I think complicated is an understatement..." Lily muttered. Travis nodded his head agreeing. Ray turned to Robbie and crossed his arms.
"Why did you volunteer to help the Queen of Mean?" Ray asked curiously. Robbie shook his head, digging his hands even deeper into his pockets.
"I didn't, she just kind of forced me too...." Robbie said defensively while shrugging his shoulders. "It's not that bad, at least it's for a good cause."
"Let's hope her plan works." Travis said thoughtfully while gazing around the busy cafeteria. "It's about time someone took action. Even if it isn't directly acted from RFR," Travis smirked to himself. "At least it was inspired from it."
A:N: What will happen when the men get there?! How will the 'Banned Army' work out?! Who is behind all of the chaos Roscoe High is fighting?!
This ended up being longer then I thought. The REALLY wacky chapter is next! I had to split it up in two. The next chapter includes more crossovers, Mary Sues, and just random people. Please review!
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything that happens to pop up in this chapter.
Happy Go Nutso Roscoe: Chapter 5
It was another sunny day as Robbie walked down the hallway of Henry Roscoe High, on his way to his locker. Except, there was something peculiar going on. The hallway was dead silent, other then the chatter filled group of student's that usually greeted him everyday.
There was also no one in sight, which confused Robbie even more. Not even a scene of Waller having a cow about misbehaving students. Even more puzzling...there was no sign of the mysterious men. Robbie wasn't sure if he should take it as a good thing, or a bad one.
"Where is everyone?" Robbie whispered as he opened his locker. He felt like the sound of his locker opening echoed down the hall. It was like a ghost town, and you could easily say it freaked him out. While unpacking his bag, before he started investigating the mysterious absence of everyone, a hand grabbed his shoulder. Robbie let out a scream.
"Jeez, McGrath, you don't have to squeal like a girl...." A female voice said from behind him. Robbie slowly turned around to see that the owner of the hand was no other then Kim Carlile. She smirked up at him as he sighed in relief.
"I thought you were one of those men...or something..." Robbie began sheepishly, slightly embarrassed at his reaction. "Anyway, where is everyone, do you know, or...." Robbie stopped as Kim brought her finger to her lips, silencing him. Then, with an excited smile, she grabbed Robbie's hand, and started leading him down the hallway without another word.
Robbie was bewildered at Kim's excited smile, but obediently walked on. He had a small suspicion Kim was up to something when she speeded up her pace. "Kim, what are you doing?" Kim didn't stop to answer until they had reached the cafeteria doors. With a sly smirk on she faced Robbie.
"Well, let's just say that my Dad will kill me with the cell phone bill from all the calls I had to make yesterday." Kim explained, but Robbie still didn't have the slightest clue what she was trying to say. "But, if my plan works out, those men won't be here for much longer, and it will be all worth it..."
"What plan-"Robbie started to say, but just then, Kim had opened the cafeteria doors, revealing the weirdest sight he had every seen.
There were tons of people inside of the cafeteria, so many it was amazing how they could all fit there. Robbie recognized the group of people against the wall nearest him as the student's of Roscoe, but the group across the room was what confused him even more.
They reminded him of the people that had been banished from the school the day before, except that now there was a ton of them. There were people, animals, and...some things he wasn't really sure of what they were. They were all different colors, shapes, and sizes. Robbie looked at them all, with his mouth hanging open, gaping in amazement, but mostly shock. The Roscoe student's seemed to be uneasy about these...people...and stayed huddled together on the other side of the room.
A normal looking girl with brown hair fashioned in two braids, stepped out from the unusual group. She was wearing a blue checkered plaid dress that resembled a dress that a farm girl would wear. The girl was gripping a small sized wick basket that a little dog was riding in.
As the girl examined the scene around her, the little dog whimpered and hid itself in the basket. "Toto," said the girl as she petted the dog. "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."
"Of course we're not!" an odd looking fellow piped up. He struggled through the crowd of people/creature/weird things to stand next to the girl. "I don't have a brain, but I know that!" Mumbles of agreement took place in the group at those words. To Robbie's surprise, he could have sworn there was hay sticking out of this man's shirt.
After regaining from shock at all these people that were present in the room, Robbie, without his eyes leaving the strange group, who now had a little fairy flying around, leaned over to Kim to whisper in her ear. "Kim are these...."
"Crossovers?" Kim said. Robbie nodded his head. "Yep, it took a bunch of long distance calls, but they all came." Robbie faced her and widened his eyes in disbelief. "There are also some druggies," Kim added, counting on her fingers. "Lady of the evenings, Mary Sues-"
"How?..why...?" Robbie began to ask, but he opened and closed his mouth, lost for words. Kim sighed as she surveyed the group she had drafted into her plan.
"Actually, I was listening to RFR yesterday, and when they said...."
"Wait, YOU were listening to RFR?" Robbie asked curiously, trying not to act surprised. Kim looked up and glared at him.
"It's a free country. And besides...." Kim said, trying to ignore the smirk that had formed on Robbie's face. "Since those men came here, Cougar Radio has been kaput..so that means I am out of a job, and I can listen to what I want..."
"But Waller...." Robbie began, but stopped when Kim rolled her eyes.
"Hello! Waller isn't behind this, so what would stop those men from ending Cougar Radio? Cougar Radio must be...I don't know...some kind of threat to them or something....."
"A threat as in, you could have rallied up people by going on radio..." Robbie said quietly to himself. Kim nodded her head.
"Exactly, that's why I listened to RFR. Since they usually end up doing something like that..." Kim said in a slight disgusted tone, as three little pigs started to dance around behind her. "But I guess it's good that their identities are kept secret...at least for this case, so those men can't go after them. Who knows if they know about that station. We don't know who is behind this."
Kim then grinned victoriously as she added. "That's why I decided to take matters into my own hands....."
"Where's the rum?!" A male voice cried with a slurred accent. Robbie and Kim turned to direction of the kitchen just in time to see a man who greatly resembled a pirate, stumbling out. Once he spotted Kim, he raised and waved his hands as if to catch her attention. "Where's the rum, love?"
"There is no rum. Remember, this is the whole point of you coming here, because of rules against that...." Kim reminded in an exasperated tone. She leaned over and picked a clipboard off the table. "Besides..." She continued, not taking her eyes of the clipboard as she checked something off. "This is a school, there is no rum allowed in school anyways..."
The pirates eyes bulged out as he lowered his arms. He gazed pleadingly to Robbie now, since Kim was busy with the clipboard. "But why is the rum gone?"
Kim rolled her eyes, and ignored the begging pirate, who was now being dragged away from his fellow comrades. "Robbie, I really need your help to get these characters, literally, in line. No one else will do it." Robbie shrugged his shoulders, thinking very easily of all the reasons why these people didn't want to do it,..but was interrupted.
"Hey Robbie, where were you?!" A female voice called from the cafeteria door. Robbie and Kim turned around to see Lily standing there, along with Travis and Ray. Lily took a couple of steps towards Robbie as she continued. "We looked everywhere, wondering where everyone was. Well, I guess this is where-"
Lily stopped talking suddenly, her eyes getting as wide as Robbie's had been before as she took a good look around the room. Ray almost had them same reaction as he stood next to her. They both said nothing, and stared at the unusual crowd, who were now fidgeting restlessly.
Travis, who usually was calm during unexpected events, was squinting in the direction of the bunch standing at the other side of the room, that could be well mistaken as a bunch of Disney characters let loose. Instead of his usual words of wisdom, he uttered. "What the hell?"
Robbie was about to walk over to his confused friends, but Kim acted first by grabbing his arm and dragging him with her. She was grinning from ear to ear. "Oh, this is great Robbie, now your friends can help you."
"Help with what?" Lily asked suspiciously, eyeing the enthusiastic Kim, who still held Robbie's arm in a strong grip. Travis stood behind Lily, watching, clueless as to what was going on. Ray was occupied in watching a man with shades wearing a tux come down through the air vent on the ceiling, while the Mission Impossible song played anonymously in the back round.
"Well, I was just talking with Robbie here," Kim started to explain, while Robbie stood behind her, looking down with his hands in his pockets. "And he agreed to help me with getting all these.... different people grouped together." Lily opened her mouth about to say more, but Kim already shoved a clipboard in each of their hands. They all looked down at them blankly.
"Where are those men anyway?" Travis asked Kim, being the first one to look up from his own clipboard. Kim simply shrugged.
"I have no idea, but the later they come, the better. I haven't seen Principal Waller anywhere either, but, like RFR," The gang snapped their heads up, their faces not hiding their shock as Kim continued. "I don't think he's behind this at all. Anyway, going back to your jobs I assigned you...."
"These are the lists of the people I called," Kim began explaining as she pointed the list out on Lily's clipboard. "I want you to sort of take like an attendance of those who came." Kim nodded her head towards the unusual group. "Some of them might have brought their friends along...so just write them on the blank sheet of paper I gave you guys. Okay?" Even with the fully explanation, Kim still received perplexed looks, which she did not decipher into that they had no idea what they were doing.
"Kim Carlile?" A raspy voice called out. They looked towards the cafeteria entrance to see the same three cloaked figures walking into the cafeteria, one of them reading off an index card. Kim smiled her best smile as she waved to them.
"I'm over here! Thanks for coming." Kim called out. The creatures shrugged and walked over to join the group that the rest of the crossovers were standing. Kim gripped her pen in her hand and checked off three names. "This is great, almost everyone is here!" she said excitedly. "If this works out, we'll know who is behind the new rules, AND put a stop to it!" The gang, who were all watching the group on the other side, weren't too pleased. A short man with curly brown hair, on top of his head AND on his feet, grabbed his pocket as he eyed the cloaked figures fearfully. Then a man with gray robes and a pointy hat, swooped down on the short man.
"Is it secret? Is it safe?" The wizard asked the short man. The height deprived man nodded his head.
"Yes it is Gandalf." He replied. Then in one swift movement the wizard smashed the window nearest them with his staff, and they both jumped out the window and ran out of sight.
"O-kay...." Kim said as she watched the unusual couple flee. "That makes it two less." With a sigh, Kim crossed out two names. The gang was still gazing at the window in amazement. "You guys get started now..." Kim started walking away, but then turned on her heel. Lowering her voice she added. "Be sure to keep the short hair pirate, and 'blondie' the elf separate...."
"Why?" Ray asked curiously.
"It's.....it's complicated.." Kim answered, before walking away from them, starting to yell at a boy in the corner. "No! No smoking inside!"
"I think complicated is an understatement..." Lily muttered. Travis nodded his head agreeing. Ray turned to Robbie and crossed his arms.
"Why did you volunteer to help the Queen of Mean?" Ray asked curiously. Robbie shook his head, digging his hands even deeper into his pockets.
"I didn't, she just kind of forced me too...." Robbie said defensively while shrugging his shoulders. "It's not that bad, at least it's for a good cause."
"Let's hope her plan works." Travis said thoughtfully while gazing around the busy cafeteria. "It's about time someone took action. Even if it isn't directly acted from RFR," Travis smirked to himself. "At least it was inspired from it."
A:N: What will happen when the men get there?! How will the 'Banned Army' work out?! Who is behind all of the chaos Roscoe High is fighting?!
This ended up being longer then I thought. The REALLY wacky chapter is next! I had to split it up in two. The next chapter includes more crossovers, Mary Sues, and just random people. Please review!
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